Amentep 5,780 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Old thread: 22 hours ago, Raithe said: 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Raithe 20,247 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 6 2 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to post Share on other sites
Raithe 20,247 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 1 6 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to post Share on other sites
Raithe 20,247 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 4 4 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to post Share on other sites
teknoman2 2,999 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 2 wizards are talking to each other and one says "the times are changing my friend. today i am known as the african american mage" "how so?" "apparently black mage was racist" 1 1 1 The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder. -Teknoman2- What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?  Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born! We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.  Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand. Link to post Share on other sites
Guard Dog 9,076 Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 The Far Side... hard to say if it was the greatest ever. Maybe a three way tie between this, Calvin & Hobbes, and Bloom County. Get off my lawn! Link to post Share on other sites
Guard Dog 9,076 Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 3 1 Get off my lawn! Link to post Share on other sites
Guard Dog 9,076 Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 That's all I got 1 1 1 Get off my lawn! Link to post Share on other sites
Raithe 20,247 Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 3 1 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to post Share on other sites
rjshae 9,166 Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats." Link to post Share on other sites
Guard Dog 9,076 Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 1 hour ago, rjshae said: Even getter. I'd like to hear what they'd say once you explained it. I was a teenager in the 80's and I'd likely said you were full of it! Get off my lawn! Link to post Share on other sites
Raithe 20,247 Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 1 3 1 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to post Share on other sites
Raithe 20,247 Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Â "I did not kill her, it's not true, it's bull**** I did not kill her I did NAHHHHT" 4 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to post Share on other sites
Raithe 20,247 Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 3 1 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to post Share on other sites
Raithe 20,247 Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 5 1 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to post Share on other sites
rjshae 9,166 Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 9 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats." Link to post Share on other sites
rjshae 9,166 Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 50 minutes ago, Raithe said: Just how far down do the turtles go? "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats." Link to post Share on other sites
the_dog_days 1,527 Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 3 hours ago, Raithe said: Â "I did not kill her, it's not true, it's bull**** I did not kill her I did NAHHHHT" Â Link to post Share on other sites
teknoman2 2,999 Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 i just thought of something. if you put a turtle upside down then the earth is on the back of the turtle and the world model of hinduism becomes almost real. i still need to think how to fit 4 upside down elephants on the turtle.  2 The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder. -Teknoman2- What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?  Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born! We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.  Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand. Link to post Share on other sites
Chilloutman 1,567 Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 6 hours ago, Raithe said: this always hits hard. My mom loved that movie I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiene" Link to post Share on other sites
Keyrock 8,891 Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 2 3 3 I wonder if there is beer on the sun Link to post Share on other sites
Raithe 20,247 Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to post Share on other sites
Raithe 20,247 Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 3 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to post Share on other sites
the_dog_days 1,527 Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 5 hours ago, Raithe said: 'Alive' is a strong word for a guy DC killed off several times now. Link to post Share on other sites
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