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Funny Stuff: A New Hope

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    Gromnir's post in the Coronavirus thread reminded me of an old joke.

    An engineer, a physicist and a mathematician are staying at a hotel. One night there's a fire. The engineer gets up, picks up the nearest fire extinguisher and quells the flames. The physicist does a few quick calculations, then jumps ouf of the window and into the hotel pool.

    The mathematician wakes up, sees the fire, says "on that's solvable" and goes back to bed.

    No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering.

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    One I always end up having to re-post whenever I see it..  (Full of holes, but the idea is amusing)

     

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    5 hours ago, Raithe said:

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    even today, 99%  of touchscreens dont work if you touch them with anything but your skin.

    The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

     

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    What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

     

    Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


    We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

     

    Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

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    6 hours ago, teknoman2 said:

    even today, 99%  of touchscreens dont work if you touch them with anything but your skin.

    Tell that to my butt...

     

    Edit: 4 phone calls placed the last 6 months to most recently called people

    “He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein
     

    On 4/16/2020 at 7:41 PM, majestic said:

    Gromnir's post in the Coronavirus thread reminded me of an old joke.

    An engineer, a physicist and a mathematician are staying at a hotel. One night there's a fire. The engineer gets up, picks up the nearest fire extinguisher and quells the flames. The physicist does a few quick calculations, then jumps ouf of the window and into the hotel pool.

    The mathematician wakes up, sees the fire, says "on that's solvable" and goes back to bed.

    So stealing this one!

    "While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before"

    Thomas Sowell

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    The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

     

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    What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

     

    Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


    We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

     

    Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

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