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The Next Funny Stuff Thread

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"While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before"

Thomas Sowell

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    "While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before"

    Thomas Sowell

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    "While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before"

    Thomas Sowell

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

     

    -Teknoman2-

    What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

     

    Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


    We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

     

    Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

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    2 hours ago, Raithe said:

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    Kala, I'm trying to swing around. But I'm dummy thick... and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps snapping the vine!

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    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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    I use to be addicted to doing the Hokey Pokey.

    Then I turned myself around.

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    "Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks

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    I really scared of elevators.

    But I'm taking steps to avoid them.

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    🇺🇸RFK Jr 2024🇺🇸

    "Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    What do you call a person with no nose and no body?

    no body nose.

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    37 minutes ago, LittleArmadillo0 said:

    What do you call a person with no nose and no body?

    no body nose.

    We need a begrudgingly chuckling emoji.

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    🇺🇸RFK Jr 2024🇺🇸

    "Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks

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    🇺🇸RFK Jr 2024🇺🇸

    "Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks

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    How does NASA organize a party?

    They planet.

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    9 minutes ago, LittleArmadillo0 said:

    How does NASA organize a party?

    They planet.

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    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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    An oldie:

    Doctor: How's the patient who swallowed a quarter?

    Nurse: No change yet, Doctor.

    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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    How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

    You look for fresh prints.

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    Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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