IMPORTANT IMPS ARMY

[omgFIREBALLS]

STUPID PEEPER USELESS LEADER. HAS HAT GIVES NO ORDERS.

[SerenityHarkness]

USELESS THING WANTS SHINY HAT! SHINY HAT BEST HAT. SHINY HAT RULES ALL IMPS.

[Slotharingia]

UGLY STINKBALL USE HAT AS CHAMBER POT.

[bugarup]

SODDING BUGGER USE CHAMBER POT AS FANCY HELMET! ONLY WASH IT IN ARKEMYR'S PEEPIN' POOL BEFORE BECAUSE HYGIENE IS IMPORTANT!

[omgFIREBALLS]

SODDING BUGGER NO HEAR WHAT SHRIEKING DIMWIT DO TO SCRYING POOL? SODDING BUGGER IS IDIOT EVEN WITH HAT.

[Taevyr]

HAT CHAMBER POT. SCRYING POOL CHAMBER POT. ALL IS CHAMBER POT. EXCEPT SHINIES.

[Slotharingia]

CIDER GLASS ONLY IS CHAMBER POT IF SERVING CIDER TO MASTER.

[DihmWhit]

WHO IN ARMY NOW?

 

SHRIEKING DIMWIT.

 

THAT MAKE TWO... THREE... EH. MANY!

WAIT I IN ARMY NOW? I IN ARMY NOW!

[Tarlonniel]

EH? TWO DIMWITS? ARKEMYR REPEATING NAMES NOW?

[Taevyr]

CAN'T BE TWO DIMWITS. MUST BE ILL... ILLUS... FAKE DIMWIT. EXPLAIN OR THROW FAKE IN BATHROOM WITH NAKED ARKEMYR.

Edited June 14, 2018 by Taevyr

[DihmWhit]

DIMWIT HAD BATHTIME SCRUBS WITH ARKEMYR BEFORE. DO NOT MAKE HIM RELIVE THAT.

[Tarlonniel]

GROUNDSTINK SO CLEAN! SO DISGUSTING!

[InsaneCommander]

MEANINGLESS GARBAGE BORED. MEANINGLESS GARBAGE MAKE IMP SEA SHANTY:

 

 

IT'S FINE ARKEMYR-MASTER THIN LIKE A GULL,
HEAVE-HO, IMPIRENTE!
OF GROUNDMEAT NEVER SAID HARD WORD,
AS WE FLING ALL POO AWAY.

SPRAY FAST THE HELM, SPRAY FAST THE WIND,
HEAVE-HO, IMPIRENTE!
ARMEKYR'S GRACE OR WE ALL BE SKINNED,
AS WE SAIL DOWN THE TOILET WAY.

WE GONE LONG WAY, LEFT SHINYS BEHIND,
HEAVE-HO, IMPIRENTE!
SEEING NAKED MASTER CAUSED SORROW MOST UNKIND,
WHILE CROSSING DOWN THE BATHHOUSE WAY.

 

ORIGINAL:

https://forums.obsidian.net/topic/99239-favourite-sea-shanty/?do=findComment&comment=2020565

[Tarlonniel]

NEED SHIP TO SING SHANTY ON.

 

NEED MONEY FOR SHIP.

 

COULD TRADE SHINIES FOR MONEY...

 

NEVER MIND. NO NEED SHIP.

[SerenityHarkness]

BUT SHIP MEAN MORE SHINIES...RIGHT? THAT WHAT GROUNDMEAT DO. SHIP. SING. SHINIES!

[Slotharingia]

ARKEMYR HAVE 3 IMPS CALLED YELLOWEYE.

[Tarlonniel]

THAT DIFFERENT. LAST YELLOW EYE DEAD BEFORE NEW ONE GOT NAME. FIRST DIMWIT DEAD?

[omgFIREBALLS]

THIS DIMWIT USE THIRD PERSON PRONOUN. IS GROUNDMEAT SPY. SHRIEKING DIMWIT ONLY DIMWIT.

[Taevyr]

THIRD PERSON? THERE THREE DIMWITS NOW? THIS TOO COMPLICATED FOR LAZY WORM. LAZY WORM GO FIND SHINIES.

[Slotharingia]

SHOULD BE THIRD IMP PRONOUN. BUT NOT KNOW WHAT PRONOUN IS. CAN EAT THIS?

[Taevyr]

IMPORTANT QUESTION. IS PRONOUN SHINY?  ARMY NEED TAKE SHINY FROM FAKE DIMWITS.

[omgFIREBALLS]

PRONOUN IS STUPID GROUNDMEAT THING FOR VAR-IED LAN-GUAGE. PRONOUN IS NOT SHINY.

[DihmWhit]

DIMWIT IS CHUFFED CULLIES. NOT NO SPY. WHO FAITHFUL IMPIRATES BELIEVE EH? DIMWIT WHO SAY PRO-NOUN? DIMWIT SURE SOUNDS LIKE A SPY TO DIMWIT

[Slotharingia]

SHRIEKING DIMWIT KNOW MANY LONG GROUNDMEAT WORDS. THINK HE READ BOOKS LIKE NEMNOK. IS SHRIEKING DIMWIT NEMNOK? IS GOD?!

[Tarlonniel]

WHO IS PRONOUN? NEW IMP? TERRIBLE NAME. SHOULD ASK ARKEMYR FOR DIFFERENT ONE.