omgFIREBALLS Posted June 13, 2018 Author Share Posted June 13, 2018 STUPID PEEPER USELESS LEADER. HAS HAT GIVES NO ORDERS. 1 My Deadfire mods Out With The Good: The mod for tidying up your Deadfire combat tooltip. Waukeen's Berth: Make all your basic purchases at Queen's Berth. Carrying Voice: Wider chanter invocations. Nemnok's Congregation: Lets all priests express their true faith. Deadfire skill check catalogue right here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SerenityHarkness Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 USELESS THING WANTS SHINY HAT! SHINY HAT BEST HAT. SHINY HAT RULES ALL IMPS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slotharingia Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 UGLY STINKBALL USE HAT AS CHAMBER POT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bugarup Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 SODDING BUGGER USE CHAMBER POT AS FANCY HELMET! ONLY WASH IT IN ARKEMYR'S PEEPIN' POOL BEFORE BECAUSE HYGIENE IS IMPORTANT! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
omgFIREBALLS Posted June 13, 2018 Author Share Posted June 13, 2018 SODDING BUGGER NO HEAR WHAT SHRIEKING DIMWIT DO TO SCRYING POOL? SODDING BUGGER IS IDIOT EVEN WITH HAT. 1 My Deadfire mods Out With The Good: The mod for tidying up your Deadfire combat tooltip. Waukeen's Berth: Make all your basic purchases at Queen's Berth. Carrying Voice: Wider chanter invocations. Nemnok's Congregation: Lets all priests express their true faith. Deadfire skill check catalogue right here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taevyr Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 HAT CHAMBER POT. SCRYING POOL CHAMBER POT. ALL IS CHAMBER POT. EXCEPT SHINIES. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slotharingia Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 CIDER GLASS ONLY IS CHAMBER POT IF SERVING CIDER TO MASTER. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DihmWhit Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 WHO IN ARMY NOW? Â SHRIEKING DIMWIT. Â THAT MAKE TWO... THREE... EH. MANY! WAIT I IN ARMY NOW? I IN ARMY NOW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarlonniel Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 EH? TWO DIMWITS? ARKEMYR REPEATING NAMES NOW? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taevyr Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 (edited) CAN'T BE TWO DIMWITS. MUST BE ILL... ILLUS... FAKE DIMWIT. EXPLAIN OR THROW FAKE IN BATHROOM WITH NAKED ARKEMYR. Edited June 14, 2018 by Taevyr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DihmWhit Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 DIMWIT HAD BATHTIME SCRUBS WITH ARKEMYR BEFORE. DO NOT MAKE HIM RELIVE THAT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarlonniel Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 GROUNDSTINK SO CLEAN! SO DISGUSTING! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InsaneCommander Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 MEANINGLESS GARBAGE BORED. MEANINGLESS GARBAGE MAKE IMP SEA SHANTY: Â Â IT'S FINE ARKEMYR-MASTER THIN LIKE A GULL,HEAVE-HO, IMPIRENTE!OF GROUNDMEAT NEVER SAID HARD WORD,AS WE FLING ALL POO AWAY.SPRAY FAST THE HELM, SPRAY FAST THE WIND,HEAVE-HO, IMPIRENTE!ARMEKYR'S GRACE OR WE ALL BE SKINNED,AS WE SAIL DOWN THE TOILET WAY.WE GONE LONG WAY, LEFT SHINYS BEHIND,HEAVE-HO, IMPIRENTE!SEEING NAKED MASTER CAUSED SORROW MOST UNKIND,WHILE CROSSING DOWN THE BATHHOUSE WAY. Â ORIGINAL: https://forums.obsidian.net/topic/99239-favourite-sea-shanty/?do=findComment&comment=2020565 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarlonniel Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 NEED SHIP TO SING SHANTY ON. Â NEED MONEY FOR SHIP. Â COULD TRADE SHINIES FOR MONEY... Â NEVER MIND. NO NEED SHIP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SerenityHarkness Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 BUT SHIP MEAN MORE SHINIES...RIGHT? THAT WHAT GROUNDMEAT DO. SHIP. SING. SHINIES! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slotharingia Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 ARKEMYR HAVE 3 IMPS CALLED YELLOWEYE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarlonniel Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 THAT DIFFERENT. LAST YELLOW EYE DEAD BEFORE NEW ONE GOT NAME. FIRST DIMWIT DEAD? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
omgFIREBALLS Posted June 14, 2018 Author Share Posted June 14, 2018 THIS DIMWIT USE THIRD PERSON PRONOUN. IS GROUNDMEAT SPY. SHRIEKING DIMWIT ONLY DIMWIT. My Deadfire mods Out With The Good: The mod for tidying up your Deadfire combat tooltip. Waukeen's Berth: Make all your basic purchases at Queen's Berth. Carrying Voice: Wider chanter invocations. Nemnok's Congregation: Lets all priests express their true faith. Deadfire skill check catalogue right here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taevyr Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 THIRD PERSON? THERE THREE DIMWITS NOW? THIS TOO COMPLICATED FOR LAZY WORM. LAZY WORM GO FIND SHINIES. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slotharingia Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 SHOULD BE THIRD IMP PRONOUN. BUT NOT KNOW WHAT PRONOUN IS. CAN EAT THIS? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taevyr Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 IMPORTANT QUESTION. IS PRONOUN SHINY? ARMY NEED TAKE SHINY FROM FAKE DIMWITS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
omgFIREBALLS Posted June 14, 2018 Author Share Posted June 14, 2018 PRONOUN IS STUPID GROUNDMEAT THING FOR VAR-IED LAN-GUAGE. PRONOUN IS NOT SHINY. My Deadfire mods Out With The Good: The mod for tidying up your Deadfire combat tooltip. Waukeen's Berth: Make all your basic purchases at Queen's Berth. Carrying Voice: Wider chanter invocations. Nemnok's Congregation: Lets all priests express their true faith. Deadfire skill check catalogue right here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DihmWhit Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 DIMWIT IS CHUFFED CULLIES. NOT NO SPY. WHO FAITHFUL IMPIRATES BELIEVE EH? DIMWIT WHO SAY PRO-NOUN? DIMWIT SURE SOUNDS LIKE A SPY TO DIMWIT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slotharingia Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 SHRIEKING DIMWIT KNOW MANY LONG GROUNDMEAT WORDS. THINK HE READ BOOKS LIKE NEMNOK. IS SHRIEKING DIMWIT NEMNOK? IS GOD?! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarlonniel Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 WHO IS PRONOUN? NEW IMP? TERRIBLE NAME. SHOULD ASK ARKEMYR FOR DIFFERENT ONE. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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