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SODDING BUGGER NO HEAR WHAT SHRIEKING DIMWIT DO TO SCRYING POOL? SODDING BUGGER IS IDIOT EVEN WITH HAT.

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CAN'T BE TWO DIMWITS. MUST BE ILL... ILLUS... FAKE DIMWIT. EXPLAIN OR THROW FAKE IN BATHROOM WITH NAKED ARKEMYR.

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MEANINGLESS GARBAGE BORED. MEANINGLESS GARBAGE MAKE IMP SEA SHANTY:

 

 

IT'S FINE ARKEMYR-MASTER THIN LIKE A GULL,
HEAVE-HO, IMPIRENTE!
OF GROUNDMEAT NEVER SAID HARD WORD,
AS WE FLING ALL POO AWAY.

SPRAY FAST THE HELM, SPRAY FAST THE WIND,
HEAVE-HO, IMPIRENTE!
ARMEKYR'S GRACE OR WE ALL BE SKINNED,
AS WE SAIL DOWN THE TOILET WAY.

WE GONE LONG WAY, LEFT SHINYS BEHIND,
HEAVE-HO, IMPIRENTE!
SEEING NAKED MASTER CAUSED SORROW MOST UNKIND,
WHILE CROSSING DOWN THE BATHHOUSE WAY.

 

ORIGINAL:

https://forums.obsidian.net/topic/99239-favourite-sea-shanty/?do=findComment&comment=2020565

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THIRD PERSON? THERE THREE DIMWITS NOW? THIS TOO COMPLICATED FOR LAZY WORM. LAZY WORM GO FIND SHINIES.

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DIMWIT IS CHUFFED CULLIES. NOT NO SPY. WHO FAITHFUL IMPIRATES BELIEVE EH? DIMWIT WHO SAY PRO-NOUN? DIMWIT SURE SOUNDS LIKE A SPY TO DIMWIT

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SHRIEKING DIMWIT KNOW MANY LONG GROUNDMEAT WORDS. THINK HE READ BOOKS LIKE NEMNOK. IS SHRIEKING DIMWIT NEMNOK? IS GOD?!

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