STUPID PEEPER USELESS LEADER. HAS HAT GIVES NO ORDERS.

USELESS THING WANTS SHINY HAT! SHINY HAT BEST HAT. SHINY HAT RULES ALL IMPS.

UGLY STINKBALL USE HAT AS CHAMBER POT.

SODDING BUGGER USE CHAMBER POT AS FANCY HELMET! ONLY WASH IT IN ARKEMYR'S PEEPIN' POOL BEFORE BECAUSE HYGIENE IS IMPORTANT!

SODDING BUGGER NO HEAR WHAT SHRIEKING DIMWIT DO TO SCRYING POOL? SODDING BUGGER IS IDIOT EVEN WITH HAT.

HAT CHAMBER POT. SCRYING POOL CHAMBER POT. ALL IS CHAMBER POT. EXCEPT SHINIES.

CIDER GLASS ONLY IS CHAMBER POT IF SERVING CIDER TO MASTER.

WHO IN ARMY NOW?

 

SHRIEKING DIMWIT.

 

THAT MAKE TWO... THREE... EH. MANY!

WAIT I IN ARMY NOW? I IN ARMY NOW!

EH? TWO DIMWITS? ARKEMYR REPEATING NAMES NOW?

CAN'T BE TWO DIMWITS. MUST BE ILL... ILLUS... FAKE DIMWIT. EXPLAIN OR THROW FAKE IN BATHROOM WITH NAKED ARKEMYR.

Edited June 14, 20187 yr by Taevyr

DIMWIT HAD BATHTIME SCRUBS WITH ARKEMYR BEFORE. DO NOT MAKE HIM RELIVE THAT.

GROUNDSTINK SO CLEAN! SO DISGUSTING!

MEANINGLESS GARBAGE BORED. MEANINGLESS GARBAGE MAKE IMP SEA SHANTY:

 

 

IT'S FINE ARKEMYR-MASTER THIN LIKE A GULL,
HEAVE-HO, IMPIRENTE!
OF GROUNDMEAT NEVER SAID HARD WORD,
AS WE FLING ALL POO AWAY.

SPRAY FAST THE HELM, SPRAY FAST THE WIND,
HEAVE-HO, IMPIRENTE!
ARMEKYR'S GRACE OR WE ALL BE SKINNED,
AS WE SAIL DOWN THE TOILET WAY.

WE GONE LONG WAY, LEFT SHINYS BEHIND,
HEAVE-HO, IMPIRENTE!
SEEING NAKED MASTER CAUSED SORROW MOST UNKIND,
WHILE CROSSING DOWN THE BATHHOUSE WAY.

 

ORIGINAL:

https://forums.obsidian.net/topic/99239-favourite-sea-shanty/?do=findComment&comment=2020565

NEED SHIP TO SING SHANTY ON.

 

NEED MONEY FOR SHIP.

 

COULD TRADE SHINIES FOR MONEY...

 

NEVER MIND. NO NEED SHIP.

BUT SHIP MEAN MORE SHINIES...RIGHT? THAT WHAT GROUNDMEAT DO. SHIP. SING. SHINIES!

ARKEMYR HAVE 3 IMPS CALLED YELLOWEYE.

THAT DIFFERENT. LAST YELLOW EYE DEAD BEFORE NEW ONE GOT NAME. FIRST DIMWIT DEAD?

THIS DIMWIT USE THIRD PERSON PRONOUN. IS GROUNDMEAT SPY. SHRIEKING DIMWIT ONLY DIMWIT.

THIRD PERSON? THERE THREE DIMWITS NOW? THIS TOO COMPLICATED FOR LAZY WORM. LAZY WORM GO FIND SHINIES.

SHOULD BE THIRD IMP PRONOUN. BUT NOT KNOW WHAT PRONOUN IS. CAN EAT THIS?

IMPORTANT QUESTION. IS PRONOUN SHINY?  ARMY NEED TAKE SHINY FROM FAKE DIMWITS.

PRONOUN IS STUPID GROUNDMEAT THING FOR VAR-IED LAN-GUAGE. PRONOUN IS NOT SHINY.

DIMWIT IS CHUFFED CULLIES. NOT NO SPY. WHO FAITHFUL IMPIRATES BELIEVE EH? DIMWIT WHO SAY PRO-NOUN? DIMWIT SURE SOUNDS LIKE A SPY TO DIMWIT

SHRIEKING DIMWIT KNOW MANY LONG GROUNDMEAT WORDS. THINK HE READ BOOKS LIKE NEMNOK. IS SHRIEKING DIMWIT NEMNOK? IS GOD?!

WHO IS PRONOUN? NEW IMP? TERRIBLE NAME. SHOULD ASK ARKEMYR FOR DIFFERENT ONE.