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IMPS TAKE OVER DEADFIRE. RULES FOR IMPORTANT IMPS ARMY.

 

1. NO TELL ARKEMYR ABOUT IMPORTANT IMPS ARMY.

2. FIRST RULE.

5. NO LOWERCASE.

7. BAD GRAMMAR. POOR SYNTAX. FEW ADVERBS. NO PRONOUNS. UNLESS NEMNOK.

4. NO GROUNDMEATS.

 

INTRODUCE TO OTHER IMPS. SHRIEKING DIMWIT SERVE ARKEMYR FOR THREE MONTHS. ARKEMYR TRY ZAP SHRIEKING DIMWIT FOR USING SCRYING POOL AS TOILET. AGAIN.

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My Deadfire mods
Out With The Good: The mod for tidying up your Deadfire combat tooltip.
Waukeen's Berth: Make all your basic purchases at Queen's Berth.
Carrying Voice: Wider chanter invocations.
Nemnok's Congregation: Lets all priests express their true faith.

Deadfire skill check catalogue right here!

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SEEN ARKEMYR NAKED. NEVER BE SAME.

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Atsura, the intelligent Psychopath of my dreams.  I like my elves grumpy and my godlike fishy!


And my Rekke romancable!

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HID SHINIES IN MASTER'S CHEESE. STUPID MASTER ATE THEM AND COMPLAINED FOR WEEK. UGLY STINKBALL FOUND THEM IN LATRINE. SEEMS GOOD WAY TO ANNOY MASTER. MAYBE WORKS WITH THINGS NOT SHINY.

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UTTERLY HOPELESS TOOK COMMA FROM MASTER. NEEDED TO USE BEFORE MASTER TAKES BACK.

 

MUST BE IMPORTANT GROUNDSTINK SECRET LIKE INK SCRIBBLINGS AND CHEESE.

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BRING BACK VORCHA! PROTHEAN LIKE YA! 

 

WAIT

 

WRONG GAME ARGHHHHHHHHH! 

 

:lol:

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I'll bet ye've got all sorts o' barmy questions! (She mimics your heroic stance) Greetin's, I have some questions... can ye tell me about this place? Who's the Lady o' Pain? I'm lookin' fer the magic Girdle of Swank Iron, have ye seen it? Do ye know where a portal ta the 2,817th Plane o' the Abyss might be? Do ye know where the Holy Flamin' Frost-Brand Gronk-Slayin' Vorpal Hammer o' Woundin' an' Returnin' an' Shootin'-Lightnin'-Out-Yer-Bum is?

 

Elderly Hive Dweller

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EAT GULLS. FLING POO. LIFE GOOD.

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Atsura, the intelligent Psychopath of my dreams.  I like my elves grumpy and my godlike fishy!


And my Rekke romancable!

Posted (edited)

Watcher : and who are you supposed to be ? 

 

Imp: GNA GNA GNA GNA !!

 

Watcher: Wanna come with ? I feed you.....

 

Imp: GNA GNA GNA GNA ! 

 

Watcher : Was that a yes ? 

 

Imp: GNA GNA GNA GNA ! 

 

Éder: Who is the cutest imp ever  :wub:  :wub:

 

Imp : GNA GNA GNA 

 

Éder: ARGH! It chewing...NO! DON't ! HALP! 

 

:brows:

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I'll bet ye've got all sorts o' barmy questions! (She mimics your heroic stance) Greetin's, I have some questions... can ye tell me about this place? Who's the Lady o' Pain? I'm lookin' fer the magic Girdle of Swank Iron, have ye seen it? Do ye know where a portal ta the 2,817th Plane o' the Abyss might be? Do ye know where the Holy Flamin' Frost-Brand Gronk-Slayin' Vorpal Hammer o' Woundin' an' Returnin' an' Shootin'-Lightnin'-Out-Yer-Bum is?

 

Elderly Hive Dweller

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WHO IN ARMY NOW?

 

SHRIEKING DIMWIT.

UTTERLY HOPELESS.

UGLY STINKBALL.

POO FLINGER.

SODDING BUGGER.

USELESS THING.

GNA.

 

THAT MAKE TWO... THREE... EH. MANY!

Edited by Tarlonniel
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UGLY STINKBALL SPRAYED IN MASTER'S SLIPPERS WHEN HE INVITE PRETTY POETRY LADY FROM BROTHEL. HEARD HER ASK WHEN HE LAST VISIT BATHHOUSE.

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BITE ANKLES. BLAME GREASE BOY. STUPID GROUNDMEAT. TAKE ALL SHINYS!

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Atsura, the intelligent Psychopath of my dreams.  I like my elves grumpy and my godlike fishy!


And my Rekke romancable!

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UGLY STINKBALL AFRAID OF BATHHOUSE. WHAT IF FALL IN WATER? WILL LOSE IMPSTINK AND OTHER IMPS WILL THINK AM GROUNDMEAT SPY OR AM NOT AT ALL!

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USE BATHHOUSE AS TOILET GOOD IDEA BUT UGLY STINKBALL AFRAID WILL FORGET TO FLAP WINGS WHILE SPRAY. RATHER PEE IN MASTER'S CIDER. IF EAT MUSHROOMS BEFORE MASTER ACT SILLY. SOMETIME MIGHT THINK SELF CAN FLY AND FALL IN OCEAN.

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