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Is there a way to get the Wild Mare ... dancers ... to come with you on your ship?

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I remember you could get one of the courtesans from the Salty Mast to come back to Caed Nua. Was convenient. Can you do the same thing here?

 

(I swear I'm not a bad person.)

If I'm typing in red, it means I'm being sarcastic. But not this time.

Dark green, on the other hand, is for jokes and irony in general.

yeah right! like anyone gonna fall for that one!!!  :lol:

 

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I'll bet ye've got all sorts o' barmy questions! (She mimics your heroic stance) Greetin's, I have some questions... can ye tell me about this place? Who's the Lady o' Pain? I'm lookin' fer the magic Girdle of Swank Iron, have ye seen it? Do ye know where a portal ta the 2,817th Plane o' the Abyss might be? Do ye know where the Holy Flamin' Frost-Brand Gronk-Slayin' Vorpal Hammer o' Woundin' an' Returnin' an' Shootin'-Lightnin'-Out-Yer-Bum is?

 

Elderly Hive Dweller

I want to get Aloth's ex boyfriend to board my ship, if you catch my meaning.

 

Even better if he can do it repeatedly, while Aloth watches and sighs through his nose.

Aloth massages his temples, shaking his head.

Not that I know of, but you can have prostitutes on a ship in the pirate inn.  :D

You can get Konstanten. ;)

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I would quite like that lady who reads sexy poetry to travel with me.

You can get Konstanten. ;)

True enough, also the one person he doesn't want following him to his ship.  BIG HANDS!!!!

 

You can get Konstanten. ;)

True enough, also the one person he doesn't want following him to his ship.  BIG HANDS!!!!

 

 

BIG HANDS that rules Donald Trump out then

 

Sorry couldn't resist it

I doubt they would follow you onto your boat because of the implication.

Kontsanten (or w.ever the dwarfs name was) leaves the cushy life of a ho, to travel with you for the excitement... too bad the more interesting ones don't have that option.

 

You can get Konstanten. ;)

True enough, also the one person he doesn't want following him to his ship.  BIG HANDS!!!!

 

 

YOU WILL RECRUIT KONSTANTEN AND YOU WILL LIKE IT DAMN IT

 

Kontsanten (or w.ever the dwarfs name was) leaves the cushy life of a ho, to travel with you for the excitement... too bad the more interesting ones don't have that option.

 

I SAID: YOU - WILL - LIKE - IT

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