"Having a moderator is also a great way of getting the last word in every discussion.
'No, you're wrong. And you smell. Thread closed!!'"
Well, mkreku, you're wrong. AND you smell.* ...But the thread remains open! :D Okay, okay, I kid.
Listen, really, do you expect us to do that sort of thing to you? ...And I don't know all your posts, but I don't remember you being particularly troublesome, so why worry? You're not going Troll on us, are you?
We get together and discuss. *grin* That's how fora work. It's not like we're going to want to prevent actual discussion. If a bit more of the spam gets chopped or the maybe a thread or two gets pruned, so what? Most folks who spam know they're doing it.
It's not rocket science. Most folks know, deep down, when they're going over the line. ...Or at least most folks suspect they're getting close to it.
So, you come to the boards, agree, disagree, debate your friends. It's all good. Every now and then, a thread is closed or a person gets a warning. It's not so bad a price to pay for having a stable community.
Of course, I think Authority is a bit unstable as he is, but I'm sure he'll be a great moderator.