I would edit every post in those game lenght discussions: game=pen1s, hours=inches, main campaign=sex, side quests=foreplay.
I would give Fionavar a warning, because I could. This would make me forever known in internet lore as "the guy who gave Fionavar a warning". I would be THE rebel without a clue. Awesome.
I would start "petition for PC version" in PNJ forums and wouldn