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kirottu

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  1. This thread is so cool that when it goes to bathroom it piss icecubes.
  2. You too? Best friends for evars!
  3. The researcher probably did his thing during summer time. That would explain some of it.
  4. Finland was 6th...
  5. I had that one and I gave it away for free, because it was so bad.
  6. I was thinking about conversation I had with my ex yesterday. Basicly one part of it where I should have been(I think) supportive, but instead I just shrugged off what she said. I almost always re-evaluate my conversations with women in next few days and I usually end up saying sorry next time I see her and she doesn
  7. Remember to wear your pink boots!
  8. Abarat by Clive Barker Wonderfully wierd. Though, I think he kinda overdoes it from time to time.
  9. GO Launchie GO!
  10. My super ex-girlfriend. Good fun mostly.
  11. Meh, Kaftan wont die as long as there
  12. Thank you! Oh! Thank you! I can hardly conjugate verbs! I feel so horny! And this statue - it's so suspiciously phallic! Oh, thank you again! I just want everyone to bow down before me and accept that even in my wildest fits of self-loathing, I never would have imagined that this could ever validate my mediocrity. And to the other super-amazing nominees, I want each of you to know how totally wonderful your jealosy makes me feel right now! You know when they first told me I was nominated, I just had to take a Xanax and brag about how great my thighs have been. I guess it all just makes me feel kinda wrinkly. You know, there are so many blood-sucking Napoleon Complex-suffering studio execs to thank! First off though, I want to bitch slap the self-congratulatory circle jerks of the Academy, who looked deep within their cold, black hearts before giving me this fantastic award! Also, I want to thank Charleton Heston, for being such a powerful force in my loins. And to the hooker with the heart of gold, who taught me to take life by the fifth of bourbon. And finally, to all the Producers I slept with - I couldn't have done it without you! Thank you America, and good night!
  13. Strange. I have thought Eddo would like to have his "****pit" to be "manned".
  14. Game should have bouncing pixellated boobies on anorexic female bodies and if "strong" female character doesn
  15. The Belgariad by David Eddings. It
  16. Football actually and no, I wasn
  17. As promised picture of me without any alchohol.
  18. Man, I was so close to score.
  19. kirottu

    EEK!

    I miss Kone
  20. I bought three swords, one for me and two for the groomsmen. I had them engraved with "Friends for Life". It made for some great pictures. It was geeky, but not too geeky. Now if we wore armor or something, that would have been different. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Did you have battle to the death afterwards?
  21. Yeah... if you like skinny chicks.
  22. kirottu

    EEK!

    First I was so exited, but then I noticed there was no Project New Jersey forum.
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