Have ever even been skiing at all?
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No, but I heard stories. Stories that would chill a man to his bones. Poor Sonny. If there was to be something that killed him it should have been Cher. But no, it was a vicious tree that leaped at him while he skied.
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Oh, I thought you spoke about masturbation.