Do or do not: there is no try. 
  
 
  
OH.  GREAT.  Way to harsh my buzz, jerk.  :Cant's wolfish grin icon: 
While we're at it, one's alignment would be almost precisely a statistical correlation of one's parents'. 
  
 
I'm down with the monomaniacal cleric, though I'd more likely be a monk ... though it would need to be a lapsed monk, as I'd be chaotic neutral.   
  
I would like to have some magical powers: enough to allow me to descrive the universe, but not enough to attract the attention of passing bands of adventurers. I used to have a quasit for a familiar, which was pretty cool.