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  1. I just read that Gamespot article (a bit late, I know)... :ph34r: Is something like that Thompson guy really allowed to move around unsupervised, like without his legal guardian or anything ? The guys isn't for real, is he ?
  2. Wouldn't that sort of imply a sequel ? One of the few *known* things about PNJ is, it isn't a sequel (or some developer just lost a lot of influence points).
  3. Would Clinton have to pay tax of that extra income ?
  4. Hydrogen is Hydrogena ? Well, congrats to everybody involved, especially that oversized green gecko
  5. Yes, will the posters please refrain in the future from posting in anything that resembles Danish or Canadian! :ermm:"
  6. Carmageddon (+Splat Pack) (w00t) The only racing game that suited my tastes in driving
  7. I suck at it. I hate it. I haven't done it once the last 20 years. Heck, I even suck at the dancing minigame in Pirates! not limiting it to real life
  8. Bukkake? (w00t) *Groan* I'm going to leave a trail of bread crumbs from your place to the nearest hive of Fallout fans for that blasphemy!
  9. The "Hell" level was quite spooky in all it's surrealness. Haven't tried the expansion and it sounds like I might just wait for PK2
  10. "The Unwashed Villagers" strikes again! (w00t) (wonders if there is anybody out there who gets the reference :blink:" )
  11. I didn't like Buffy, but after the first season, I really started liking Angel. I saw two episodes of Firefly and bought the one and only season from Amazon. Awesome. That and Lexx are the only sci-fi series I could be bothered to buy on DVD. :D
  12. ACTION UPON ENCOUNTERING A SNAKE - The Differential Theory:- 1. Infantry: Snake smells them, leaves area. 2. Airborne: Lands on and kills the snake. 3. Armour: Runs over snake, laughs, and looks for more snakes. 4. Aviation: Has Global Positioning Satellite co-ordinates to snake. Can't find snake. returns to base for refuel, crew rest and manicure. 5. Commando: Plays with snake, then eats it. 6. Field Artillery: Kills snake with massive Time-On-Target barrage with three regiments in support. Kills several hundred civilians as unavoidable collateral damage. Mission is considered a success and all participants (i.e., cooks, mechanics and clerks) are awarded service medals. 7. Special Forces: Makes contact with snake, ignores all Department of Foreign Affairs directives and Theatre Commander Rules of Engagement by building rapport with snake and winning its heart and mind. Trains it to kill other snakes. Files enormous travel settlement upon return. 8. Combat Engineer: Studies snake. Prepares in-depth doctrinal thesis in obscure 5 series Field Manual about how to defeat snake using counter mobility assets. Complains that manoeuvre forces don't understand how to properly conduct doctrinal counter-snake ops. 9. Navy Landing Party: Expends all ammunition and calls for naval gunfire support in failed attempt to kill snake. Snake bites sailors and retreats to safety. Hollywood makes fantasy film in which US Navy SEALS kill religious extremist snakes. 10. Navy: Fires missiles from various types of ships, kills snake and makes presentation to Senate Appropriations Committee on how Naval forces are the most cost-effective means of anti-snake force projection. 11. SASR: Kills snake by accident while looking for souvenirs. Local civilians demand removal of all defence forces from Area of Operations. 12. Cavalry: Follows snake, gets lost, buys sunglasses. 13. Air Battle Controllers: Guides snake elsewhere. 14. Combat Medics: Wounds snake in initial encounter, then works feverishly to save snake's life. 15. Ordnance: (NOTICE: Your anti-snake equipment is on backorder.) 16. Transport pilot: Receives call for anti-snake equipment, delivers two weeks after due date. 17. Macchi pilot: Misidentifies snake as enemy Mil-24 Hind helicopter and engages with missiles. Crew chief paints snake kill on aircraft. 18. F/A-18 pilot: Finds snake, drops two CBU-87 cluster bombs, and misses snake target, but get direct hit on Chinese Embassy 100 Km East of snake due to weather (Too Hot also Too Cold, Was Clear but too overcast, Too dry with Rain, Unlimited ceiling with low cloud cover etc.) Claims that purchasing multimillion dollar, high-tech snake-killing device will enable it in the future to kill all snakes and achieve a revolution in military affairs. 19. AH-64 Apache pilot: Unable to locate snake, snakes don't show well on infra-red. Infra-red only operable in desert Areas of Operations without power lines or SAMs. 20. UH-60 Blackhawk pilot: Finds snake on fourth pass after snake builds bonfire, pops smoke, lays out VS 17 to mark Landing Zone. Rotor wash blows snake into fire. 21. F-111 pilot: Pulls ARCLIGHT mission on snake, kills snake and every other living thing within two miles of target. 22. Medium gun crew: Lays in target co-ordinates to snake in 20 seconds, but can't receive authorization from Air Traffic Control to use high-trajectory weapons. 23. Intelligence officer: Snake? What snake? Only four of 35 indicators of snake activity are currently active. We assess the potential for snake activity as LOW. 24. Legal Corps: Snake declines to bite, citing grounds of professional courtesy. 25. Construction Engineers: Build pub, gut and stuff snake, mount over bar, name pub "The Snakepit". 26. Petroleum Handlers: Catch snake, introduce free snake with every full tank promotion. 27. Military Police: Wait for somebody else to capture snake, beat up snake, deny responsibility.
  13. I suspected as much, a cut-n-paste experiment gone wrong
  14. She uses repetitive dialogue too ?
  15. Erhh... could be, I haven't read all 50 pages :">
  16. How about you guys save your trash and take the mud flinging elsewhere and leave the hard working modders this thread in peace ? I wonder why nobody has suggested auditioning Aurora yet... she does sound sort of "youngish" on that audio update
  17. Plants do tend to die in my presence (they don't like sharing my drinks) and food does tend to grow weird stuff on it. If it moves or not, I haven't noticed, I just throw it out. Not sure about the birds though, as there aren't really any around... I just entered my real name (in english) and looked at what it generated :ph34r:
  18. System designer, developer, project manager, implementation, consultant etc. Depends on the project. Usually corporate stuff like ERP solutions, e-commerce, intranet & integration projects. Can be a bit dull sometimes, but I get to boss people around and the pay is decent.
  19. Lucifer Sort of matches my member number...
  20. Reading lesson for today: Sometimes, people make typos or grammatical errors. In that case, it's time to hone your heuristic skills and analyse the entire sentence. Often, the true meaning and/or intention can be derived from the context in which it was presented. :-" My guess is he meant Excited Oh, and how about more of them audio updates ?
  21. Just curious, Rare, is that Rare Ltd. ? The same company that used to be a british 8 bit gaming company called "Ultimate" (play the Game) ? If so, they must have been around for quite a lot of years now. I still remember the disappointment when they left the computer market and went all console somewhere in the eighties
  22. Have you tried Amazon.com ? If they got the books, you might find user reviews there (assumption on my part, the DVD's often have them)
  23. Maybe summer vacation's over in Canada ? :lol:" The oversized green gecko is definitely there with the big broom, but then, with no official announcements regarding project New Jersey, people seems to get easily distracted For lack of new "discussable" topics, the TSL restoration project is probably one of the more interesting (and related to this forum) things going on
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