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Kaftan Barlast

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  1. EY, time space continuum control is teh shiznit... back to derailing: maybe Dave McKean is sort of in another ballpark since he isnt really a comic artist in the traditional sense. Totally agree that Figuera is the master of transformers.
  2. Its a little strange that you're the only one there with a madeup name. *comic book guy voice* btw, Dave McKean is the best comic artist ever in the history of mankind.
  3. Ive been Watching Season 1 and theres an awful lot of hidden homoeroticism between Megatron And Optimus going on with all the "Megatron! Transform to gunmode so I can fire you and save the blerghankma core from exploding!" Also that crane-autbot seems awfully fond of needlessly squirting his white foam over everyone as soon as he gets the chance. ..and yes, all decepticons can fly.
  4. It looks like it has retained the awkward clunkiness of the Aurora engine. When you're used to FPS like engines, that one just feels like your in a traffic jam, stuttering
  5. Come to think of it, given the nature of bump/normal/displacement mapping, Im not shure wether it relies more on GPU clock for realtime lighting or if its Memory heavy to store the textures.. or both.
  6. First, Baley will spam our minds to Oblivion, then the russkies will move right in for our fluids while we stand there dazed and confused.
  7. True Rosbjerg. We can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids!!
  8. Ive said it once and Ill say it again. If it used to live on the wrong side of iron curtain, its a Russkie. They may call themselves Chzecs, Yugo's, Rumanians or whatever else they might fancy, but that still dont change the fact that they're Russkies..
  9. It ran like crap on my PC <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well, that's because your PC is crap, Baley.
  10. If it used to live on the wrong side of iron curtain, its a Russkie.
  11. Well, thats just what a darn russkie would say! ..right before he goes after the sanctity of your precious bodily fluids.
  12. I think I could go for the slow record, I finished K1 in just a few minutes below 70hours where it was calculated to ave a playing time of around 20
  13. Everyone east o Austria arnt nothin' but darn russkies!
  14. The KoTOR series are pretty linear so it would take a lot longer. The BioWare Q&A guys got it down to K1 in 12hours with all quests and everything.
  15. Neg. Harmony Korine is alive and well in the process of directing music videos. (new avatar again)
  16. The generic parental wish list 1. Get a nice job 2. Get a nice wife 3. Get nice children 4. Come visit us sometimes but not too often
  17. Could be. How about thsi one? Manly and political in the same 64x50 pixels
  18. Well, by now you should know how the world of computing works- everyone is a guy until proven otherwise. In moments I will change to a new and amazing avatar to more thouroughly bring out my masculinity.
  19. Neg. Unreal3 may be a 512mb game. Oblivion and Gothic3 are doing the old "fool the public by
  20. You guys thought Volo was a girl! I guess it must be some kind of mass-psychosis of wishful thinking " That was a horribly depressing film, completely merciless. Lies. Alaska.
  21. More memory allows it to store more textures and therefore render faster. But there's no game out there that will try to push more than 256mb
  22. Not to mention the fact it wasn't just a female villain...but the voice actress of Visas! Ahem...Picnic of Love. You know the drill, Kaftan. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Oh, dont get me started on that.. ah what the hell... THE KILLED VISAS DAMNIT! *rage* AND THEY DID IT AGAIN IN CRADLE 2 THE GRAVE!!! Ode to the unfairly murdered female villains portraied by Kelly Hu (click to listen) I was watering my rose garden and you walked by my place I almost ran up to you in a lustful, unsensitive haste I almost cried cause I acted so insensitive But I wanted you to know about the feather-soft warmth I could give I respect your feelings I respect your gender I respect your existence I'll always be tender Cause I respect your feelings As a woman and a human I'll be the gardener of our bouquet of love A flower-wielding soldier with the grace of a dove I'll love you all, heart, mind and soul, I'd never think of anything cheap I'll read you some of my poems before you go to sleep I respect your feelings I respect your gender I respect your existence I'll always be tender Cause I respect your feelings As a woman and a human
  23. *puts hands on ears* LALALALALALA Im not hearing anything!
  24. See this classic rant on the subject The Stop the senseless violence againast female villains thread
  25. She cried tears of adamantium!! In a way it was not so bad because wolvie set her free from the mind control <{POST_SNAPBACK}> He COULD have just immobilized her some way until the effects of the serum wore off... but NOOOOO SIR! he had to stab her with his steel fallos and squirt her full of adamantium
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