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Kaftan Barlast

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  1. Thats some very interesting theories, mr Numbersman. Or perhaps the armour was just leftover from a previous female employee that quit? What did Lady D ever do to you?
  2. Because I know you well, better than anyone. I know you better than I know myself :D but to more essential things. This is from my recent discovery of "Lady Death re-Imagined", yet another alternative timeline where Lady D is a french girl named Faith(instead of Hope) that looses her soul when she drinks form the cursed grail. Here she lures her poor best friend into whoring herself out to the guard so she can sneak into their armoury and steal... a guardsmans armour that just happens to be some scanty concoction complete wity bustier and garters, cross-dressing guards perhaps? ..note the carefully inserted innuendos "..guys are small" and "youve had plenty of practice before..". Shocking!
  3. I wept.. tears of joy, when they finally shot that annoying little bastard Benigni.
  4. "Die, you piece of **** and go suck **** on an aeorplane!" Clean trans. "Die, piece of excrement, and go practise fellatio aboard an aeroplane" edit: You need to stop GOOGLEing so much, Baley. Its not good for your health.
  5. Crepa, pezzo di merda, e vai a sucare cazzi su un aereo!!! :D
  6. Both would be fine, although I could settle for pr0n... but those Lady D limited editions figurines are pretty sweet... mm.. tough choice.
  7. Is it really stealing if you pirate a game by a dead company?
  8. I was talkin about half-life 2, you twit. Oh, and I nearly fogot.. they keep yappin about this guy "Friedman" but I dont think he's in the game. Atleast I havent seen him.
  9. Sure. Its about these things, yeah? that are like hats but kinda not. Anyway, so they like can move and like put themselves on top of peoples heads, which like make them go all weird and stuff. These also this old geezer and some bloke in a dodgy lookin spacesuit and everyone's a doctor
  10. Nay! Down with classes, down with ithotrians!
  11. It's mine... my own.. my
  12. And Im still the only one in here who has actually read the comic.
  13. You never know about MLD because although it clearly states that it takes place around Novgorod(which is way east of Moscow, fyi) the writers seem to think thats in Europe. I would say this is because the writers are A) americans who know nothing of geography B) morons. Of course, a large portion also takes place in the magical mystery land of the Dark Elves CLD is just a mess... but some of it is in NY
  14. Harry Potter fans suck, period. The older ones are creepy too. and whats this suposed to be?
  15. They did make a cartoon based on classic lady d just last year, I havent seen it but every review Ive read said it sucks. ..but its cool cause in the cartoon canon she's swedish :D classic Lady D was norweigan and medieval D is a russkie
  16. Medieval Lady Death would be easier to cast, you could just take any garden variety actress, bleach her hair and give her contacts. Normal acting ability would suffice. Now the classic Lady D is much harder, not only do you need to find a 6'4 amazon with boobs the size of mount everest to prance around dressed in the amount of cloth itd take to sew a single glove, but you actually need someone who can be convincing at the same time.
  17. Apart from the obvious lackings in the height and chestal-circumference departments, she just doesnt have the right expression. A true Lady Death must be able to gently ask you to pass the jam while at the same time keeping a facial pose reminiscent of pure cataclysmic rage. -Do you want your eggs sunny side up, dear?
  18. Ive had the chance o play Hl2 full version. The story is nice but everything else is just average, I like FarCry better for pure mindless gaming.
  19. I watched her demo, she should just stop trying and go straight to porn where she belongs. It would be best for all of us.
  20. One dumb things about the Cartoon vs the Comics is that in the cartoon the Autobots just awake and they're instantly pals with all of humanity. A huge part of the comics builds drama on the prejudice and suspicions of humans towards Transformers, it takes about 40 issues for the goverment to realise there really is a differance between Autobots and Decepticons. In the cartoon its just "Decepticons? Aw, shucks! Time to call Optimus Prime to save our day."
  21. This is what I would do: 1. Make sure everythings in place, then reset the motherboard to factory settings and try again. If that doesnt fix it: 2. Manually connect the fan(use loose wires and whatever PSU you got lying around) and check if it works, if it doesnt, its broke. If that works: 3. Use a voltmeter to measure that the PSU is providing enough power to the motherboard. Connect black and green to hotwire the PSU into starting without being connected to the mobo. 4. Claim the warranty on the motherboard for a new one.
  22. He's done a good share of comics too like Violent Cases, Signal to Noise, Wolves in the walls(me avatar), when I traded my dad for two goldfish, arkham asylum etc. but they're more art than comics and they're not really drawn but a huge blend of techniques
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