Everything posted by Kaftan Barlast
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New Matrix game announced
No, what you need to ask yourself is how can it be right that your head, which makes up less that 20% of your body, gets to make all the decisions? That would make your whole existence deeply undemocratic! Do the right thing! Cut your head off!! FOR FREEEDOM!!
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New Matrix game announced
Ok, so I watched the whole film. Compared to the second it was fully watchable despite the idiotic pseudo-philosofical gibberish and all the bombastic emotions. I had a harder time trying to disregard the plotholes and faulty logic, though. I liked the walker/dreadnought/robot things the most... even though it makes absolutely no sense to build an armoured fighting vehicle and put the driver completely exposed right in the front of it. Itd be like you steered a tank strappped to the outside of the turret.
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The useless information thread!
First of all, Im not a nerd. Second, and most importantly, I wasnt hitting- Im trying to score me an friggin' honest to god lightsaber!! ..well, or atleast as close as you can get in reality..
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New Matrix game announced
Im not respecting or treating with leniancy, anyone without a sense of humor. btw, Matrix Revolutions is on the telly in 15 minutes.. Im actually going to try and watch it. You may place your bets upon the fact that I needed persuasion not to walk out on the second film after 45mins(and I had payed good money to see it)
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your favorite qoute in KOTOR II
I really liedk it when Visas Marr was liek: "OMFG you're so totally wickid exile I want you seks yuO" and you were like "Ow, dat mean me is yous bitch now, innit?" yeah...
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Attack of the Nerds
Ill bring my hunting rifle to the theatre on thursday so I can put some of them out of their misery should there be need. -Please dont kill me! Im not a Starw Wars nerd! I like Harry potter too! -You like WHAT?! -Harry.. potter? *BLAM!*
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The useless information thread!
Let the bitterness flow through you, let go off all your resentment and write lots of nasty things about them on the internet. It will help you complete the journey to ...wherever you happen to be heading.. now shut it and give me yer lightsaber. please? btw, how would you best getl something back that you regret giving to your ex without breaking into their home and choking them in their sleep?
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New Non-Spoiler, Non-Fanboy Ep3 Review
I just want Anakin and Padme to die horribly... something I know Ill half-get but knowing Lucas's horridly cheesy writing, he'll probably ruin the moment with lots of sentimental dung.
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Attack of the Nerds
British policeman to an escaping suspect: "Halt!" Suspect keeps running. "Halt! Halt, Isay, or I'll say halt again!" <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Man having just been assaulted running towards swedish police for help: -Oh god, help me! I think Ive been stabbed. Police: -WTF?! Halt!! Man still running: -It hurts, help! Police: -Suit yourself! *shoots man between eyes at point blank range with their new hollow-point ammunition* Man: -Gh... Police radioing in: -Just stopped a nutter, came straight at me. Must have been a bloody junkie. Armed? *looks around on the ground* yeah, he had some sharp pebbles.
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New Non-Spoiler, Non-Fanboy Ep3 Review
Oh, shut it. Youd give praise to George Lucas homeshot amateur pron flicks. I expect it to be quite bad but with some uplifting moments of slaughter.
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KOTOR I or II fanart
-I don' like it. -Oh come on, he did a lovely job with the cutting and pasting. -Yeah I know. -Yes so? -I don' like it.
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KOTOR I or II fanart
The pre-production phase was about 8 months, then I went into actual drawing which I did for about 4 years which was the followed by almost 2 years of touching up things. As I have already begun the plannig phase of my next drawing, I predict it will premiere winter 2008. Your knight pic was totally sweet and awesome, btw
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The useless information thread!
There's TWO of them actually.. so whaddaya say?
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New Matrix game announced
If anyone Im Kramer. And she wasnt really a lesbian or whatever, she was just a few screws loose of a solid build. I tried to work my mojo on her but it was like trying to polish a turd. But the lesbians she lived and hung out with were f*cking scary sometimes. I had to guard my tounge with iron discipline when i was there lest Id say something they didnt like and tear me to shreds. Im telling you, they had no sense of humor. I felt like a dog trying not to be a dog, in the middle of a pack of hyenas. But I learned my lesson, if I see a girl with henna-red dreads, baggy clothing and piercings Ill stay away... far away.. or mock them behind their backs..
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KOTOR I or II fanart
Did another one but I cheated and used Painter.. and if ya dont like it you're poopieheads!
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The useless information thread!
Can I have it ? ) You can get my old Sai, they're really neat and you can pretend you're elektra or a ninja turtle and they dont break cause they're made of steel. What do you say?
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The useless information thread!
Well, is it cool? Can you do battle with your friends?
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Attack of the Nerds
"A flawless syllogism, if there was ever one" <{POST_SNAPBACK}> "Doubtful, for I see only one premise present. Perhaps it can be termed monosyllogism for it is undeniably logical where it draws its conculsion from a single premise in which a second is also contained or implied."
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KOTOR I or II fanart
Ok, so you've seen it before but I did it for yuo Baley! All mouse&MSpaint magic!
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Celebrating episode III: Kyla's fanart
Greek? I thought it was Latin?! Ill remeber to bring that up next class. Aha, so you only did the coloring digitally? Looks good, did you use a tablet or just a mouse? The reason I asked about the linework is that you always see these webcomics like Ctr-Akl-Del that have these perfectly smooth lines and Ive never been able to figure out how the hell they do it? Maybe you could ask your boyfriend if he knows? How is the comic coming along, btw? Can you give us any spoilers? :D How long does it take for you to draw, ink and color a page? Flatus> Well Barriss might have a body like a greek goddess, its just that you cant see because its covered by all her... ah, I see what you mean. Blast those Twi'Lek and their scantily oriented fashion!
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Celebrating episode III: Kyla's fanart
I wonder what the proper medical label for an "alien lifeform-cyborg alien" fetisch would be? Xenoartificiophilia? :D And what program and equipment did you use? I only work with color and painty thins so Ive never done much linework, how do you get those perfectly smooth black lines? other than by use of skills? I remember flash had a tool that straightened/smoothed lines but I havent found anything similar in Photoshop or Painter
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Just finished Bloodlines!
And they ALL suck. Well, unless you like a good anticlimax ..and the cab driver Its in the White Wolf gehenna novels whose canon Bloodlines is part of - and the chief reason why it couldnt have a proper ending, WW wanted the "big bang" to come in their rpg books & novels so they basicly stopped Troika dead in their tracks. Sort of like if LA had told BW and OE that the story of the KoTOR series mustnt have any impact on the Star Wars universe whatsoever....
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The useless information thread!
But whats if its raining or really windy?! What are you gonna do then, mr Fancypants? Huh? So many reasons to buy a lightsabers and not a single against.. now.. red or blue?
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Celebrating episode III: Kyla's fanart
No, cant you see they're about to make sweet but inter-special-carbon-based-vs-cyborg love? " Did you make this one, Kyla? It looks very, very digital. Also, I find this obsession with EpIIIs "to be anticlimaticly expediated by some n00b jedi" villain disturbing. I think Barriss Offee is cololer than Aayla though.. but the male fanbase's headtail obsession make it difficult for the poor Miridalans to break thorugh the buzz. K2 only featured a single one and she was mean
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Rise of Legends
Phh, RTS is RTS... doesnt make any damn differance if its Medieval, Space, Fantasy or doubleplus extra Eurasian front.