Since I am a firm believer in the duality of man, I will henceforth write down the stats of no other than yours truly. If you think its cheating, you will be banned.
Kaftan Barlast
Attributes:
Intelligence - 1 - Can count to 9 but everything between 3 and 9 is 4
Wits - 1 - Mmmh...umhm...uuuh..?
Will - 1 - Devout Scientologist
Chutzpah - 0 - Does not speak Yiddisch
Manipulation - 1 - Can manipulate lighter objects like dust or small bits of hair
Charisma - 1 - Like a rock or other inorganic, inanimate object
Skills:
Derailing - 1 - Has yet to make an on-topic post
Private Messaging - 2 - Sometimes sends inane gibberish to random board members
Spam - 3 - His natural state of being
Tip-Toeing - 1 - Not only does he lack warnings, but he is in fact a *CENSORED*
Backgrounds:
Fame - 4 - Unfortunantly, this member is unfortunantly quite well known
Respect - 0 -
Dupe Accounts - 3000 - Member's other account is a *CENSORED*