Kaftan Barlast

The three gentlebodies were seated in the cosy little drawing room of Baley manor for a quiet celebration before the evenings grand feast. "More tea?" asked Mr. Baley. "Oh, no Dragos boy. I couldnt bear you serving us on your own birthday!" Mr. Barlast replied and took the kettle from his hands. "Could I interest you gentlemen in some fine, fresh spam? I just got it at the butcher's this morning" wondered miss Launch, who was wearing her best, albeit false, sideburns to honor the occasion. "Oh spam! My favorite!" said Mr. Baley and allowed Mr Barlast to place a generous slice on his plate.

GERMANIA PREVAILS! by Raoul Escobar, Buenos Aires In a glorious victory for the Fatherland, out brave forces succeeded in holding their positions on all fronts against the Russian and Italian agressors. Despite being outnumbered three to one, the superior strategy and bravery of the German kriegsmacht held their ground, halting the inferior foreign troops dead in their tracks. Renowned German race biologist and proffessor of Physiognomy and Phrenology, Siegfried Mongele, has conducted experiments upon captured Italian and Russian soldiers and found many of their characteristic traits similar to those of subhuman primates such as the Orang-utangs and Baboons of Africa. "This proves my theories about the severe degeneration of these odious peoples. I took the liberty of weighing the brain of a Russian officer and found it to be less than 2 pounds! clearly we are dealing with imbecilles and the geneticly diluted." he says. Germany yet proves its strength whilst the foreign troops occupying our territory find themselves heavily beset by courageous partisans, refusing to submit to the unlawful foreign rule of their land. One Russian army division found themselves in a dire strait, as their vodka had been spiked with extremely potent German laxatives. Meanwhile, our courageous exiled emeperor is alive and well in his winter palace in Argentina. He strongly dimsisses the slanderous Italian rumours of being involved in the export of narcotic substances, as malicious slander.

Who cares? They can put all the hack n slash games on consoles, so we proper PC users wont have to recognise their existence. Gauntlet SS is/was not an RPG

Bah, sending in orders is for cowards..

He had several squadrons with him at the time and the ship was attacked whilst anchored in the harbour. Still, most of the great Battleships that was sunk during WW2 were by aerial attacks.

Im not playing one more game of Diplomacy until we switch maps.

What tablet are you using? Im using a Wacom Graphire and I cant use it for drawing anything, the hand-eye feel is just wrong. I have been planning to buy a Wacom Intuos3 but things walays come in between

I remember when Jimmy Fallon did an acoustic cover on Christina Aguilera's "beautiful", it was so beautiful I cried :'(

Maybe comrade Stalin should have offered the bounty in another currency, "

And to think that the best pilot of WW2 flew not a messerschmidt, nor a spitfire or a mustang... but a regular old crappy Ju-87 Stuka Bomber Hans-Ulrich Rudel

dont the other girls like you, Silver?

There were only two companies who could have done FO3 justice, and that was Obsidian and Troika. Letting Bethesda do it is comparable with giving it to Blizzard. A cow dont make ham. Bethesda is what they are, a company who still makes games after the same principle as when they started over 10 years ago. Why would they change now?

Ive heard about this film years ago, it was supposed to have been shot and released before "Requiem for a dream" wasnt it? Or maybe it was but it been on the shelf all this time, that happens a lot to independant productions.

I drew and painted nudes for 2 years but it hardly did me any good. They never taught us any real tricks like "this is how you draw a foot" but rather just left us to not-evolve by ourselves.

Kaftan critically stabs everyone in their collective groins for 375 hit points, causing much pain

There are in the order of 2000 Bachelor of Science graduates in India every week. One of the driving factors in China's growth is that most of her population are peasants (farmers). There is an unmeasurable amount of growth to be spurtedt oget the country to a level near some of her cities, like Hong Kong, for example. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> And they go right into designing software for Microsoft at less than half the salary of their western counterparts. And the bulk of Chinas growth is because of western investment and outsourcing. Or if we are to be frank, exploitation of the poor salaries and conditions of chinese workers. Why pay a Frenchman 1800euro a month to sew your clothes, when you can get a hundred Chinese working 12 hour shifts for the same amount?

Yes, I did. But I deemed it unappropriate since its from a rather well known vampire movie I asked Ender if he thought it was ok, but Ive forgotten what he said :D

Dont worry, we'll take good care of your absent characters *sharpens fangs* eani, meanie, minie, moe..

More than likes, Im a Bona Fide Michelle Yeoh fanboy I will and have gone to great lengths to aquire all her movies and I will watch them repeatedly no matter how bad they are. If I was to spend 15 years on an island and I could bring only one person with me, Id take Michelle. She's 18 years older than me but I dont care

Yes I had problems with it too, I suggest ending sentences you intend to continue with three dots and three on the continuation. Then we wont have to remeber to use | all the time :D <Ender>He scratches his crotch and speaks "Well, first you take a bicycle pump..." <Ender>"...and you leave it out overnight." Btw, how do we determine the order of action in a round? Who goes first etc. ?

I think its very confusing when you write the songtitle first. Arbete & Fritid - Halling efter Ulrik Jemsestuen (dirtay swedish hippies)

Michelle Yeoh talent, beauty and brains

i think it can be a little strange when issuing complex or extended actions like *Valerie attempts to use her investigative skill and contacts background to comb the city for evidence of an imminent alien hamster invasion (ACT) no wait, thats was a pretty good example.. hmm. lets see about: *Valerie tries to look into the rooms unless she fells like it any risk that the people in there will shoot at her. And if she think its ok she tries to open the door in such a way that she can spray the room with her Ak-47 whilst not exposing too much of her body to enemy fire (ACT) That one is sure to arise and it can be sort of confusing I think. Not to mention grammaticly tricky

You will fail, somehow you will fail. Something will defeat you. Life will defeat you. In the end they'll beat you, sooner or later they'll tear you to pieces. I just believe it, I know you will fail. Theres something in this world, some spirit that you will never overcome. The spirit of man.

I thought up some guidelines for using IRC to play. Guidelines that will make it easier for both Ender and the rest of us to understand what is going on. Please have a look and tell me what you think. -Use the "/me" command when taking an action you want everyone to notice but use some sort of marker such when it is an action that requires the GM's attention. Example: *Valerie lights another cigarette *Valerie attempts to grip the man by his collar and throw him against the wall (ACT) -Always use " quote markers when you character says something. To make it easier to see what you are actually saying. <Player> "Really? I just bought it at Marks&Spencers." What does the desk clerk look like? -When adressing a certain player, start your post with his name. <Player> Angelo: I take of my wrist watch to show you the engraving "Does this mean anything to you?" What do you think? using the "/me" command might be a little confusing when you want to take complex actions so Im not sure about using it for teling the GM what youll do this round.