Keyrock

It's taken a while, but I can now make high quality Orcish armor Rules of Engagement: Rule 67: Do not engage an Orc wearing full Orcish armor.

Will the Heat trade for Napier? Edit: Sounds like he's heading to Miami. But what about Mario Chalmers? In the Finals Chalmers did ... ... ... /scratches head ... ... ... //scratches head again Was Mario Chamlmers even in the Finals?

LaVine seemed THRILLED to be heading to the frozen tundra of Minnesota.

C'mon, he looks cool. In sort of a shady porn actor-y way, but still. He looks like he'd deliver a pizza... with extra sausage.

Smart to the Celtics. Rondo is about to get traded.

Exum has Kobe's trainer? Well, if he ever gets hurt, I guess he can visit that German doctor.

For the love of God, don't mention Embiid in the same sentence as Oden. Please don't jinx him like that. Edit: I'm surprised Exum didn't go #4.

And Embiid goes #3 to the Sixers. The Noel/Embiid Block Party has arrived. I repeat, the Block Party has arrived!

Come on, GabeN, gimme Deadfall Adventures at 75% off already. I've already seen some other games on special 2 or 3 times. I want to give you money, GabeN. Why don't you want me to give you money?

I'll be SHOCKED if Embiid falls past #4.

I'm so glad The World Wide Leader has Jalen Rose and Bill Simmons do these drafts nowadays, so much better than who they used to have in those seats. Jalen's "Keep gettin' dem checks" never gets old.

I still think Embiid goes #1 today. He's the lone potential dominant franchise guy in this draft. Both Parker and Wiggins will likely be all-star caliber guys, maybe even make some 1st teams, but I don't think either of them is a LeBron or KD type of perennial MVP candidate guy. Embiid is the only one in this draft that I see with that potential, assuming he doesn't become a cripple. I mean, his ultimate potential is Hakeem Olajuwon level. Hakeem Freakin' Olajuwon. Edit: And I was wrong, Wiggins goes 1st.

That was bush league and he was rightfully booked for that. That's the first time in a many many years I can remember seeing someone carded who wasn't even on the pitch.

They've show a few Algerian women in the stands, emphasis on few.

Algeria with the equalizer off the free kick. Edit: Ann Coulter can't possibly be a real person, right? She's got to be computer generated by some kind of troll algorithm.

Tnx for reminding me. Installing right now. 8) They stealthily released it yesterday evening. I played it. It's awesome. As an aside, I pulled the trigger on a Wii U today. I'll soon be playing some New Super Mario Bros. U, Super Luigi U, and Mario Kart 8. Later in the year, Bayonetta 1 & 2 and Captain Toad: Treasure Hunter.

Well, the US might have lost to Germany, but they're through to the knockout stages. USA! USA! USA!

Woot! Portugal score and are up 2-1. I can't believe I just cheered for something Ronaldo did, but there you go.

Gah! Germany goes up 1-0 and Ghana equalizes with Portugal. Now things get a lot more nervous for the Stars & Stripes.

Yeah they such cuddly and endearing critters It's true. They're indigenous to my area and they wouldn't hurt a fly. I think their bizarre appearance gives them a bad rap.

So far so good for the US of A, scoreless with Germany at the half and Portugal leading Ghana 1-0.

Jermaine Jones just got fouled by the referee. That was definitely yellow card worthy. The ref should card himself. Edit: Woot! Portugal up 1-0 on Ghana. Portugal is so insanely down on goal differential that they would need to win by an insane score like 5-0 or have the US get thoroughly whipped by Germany, or some combination thereof to edge the US for a spot in the knockout stages.

The longer Portugal/Ghana stays scoreless the better. Preferably it stays scoreless for its duration.

There will always be interest in a guy that talented, no matter how many screws he has loose. Also, GO STARS & STRIPES!