Sargallath Abraxium

...smashin' me way through 'nother romp o' Vagrant Story on the PS3...waitin' on June, then 'nother beatdown session o' DarkSiders 'til I's gets me hands on DarkSiders II...console gamin' be 'bout as deep as I gets ta delve inta these days, what wit' kids, work, an' such; more's the pity... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...a moment o' silence ta mourn the centennial o' a terrible disaster... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...hehehe...ye kids gotta quit lettin' the dwarf bait ya's...ya want 'im ta quit the foolishness an' go play in traffic, quit feedin the Troll an' he'll waddle off ta an easier meal; take it from one...we all knows that the NeverWorkin' Right SP sucked shyte an' that Biowaaahnia been gettin' away wit' sellin' crap jus' cuz it carrries the "From the creators of Baldur's Gate" tag e'er since...an' it ain't like theys alone in that model; hells, Fergie & Co. still be livin' off the memory o' our precious Isle, Gods rest 'er... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...aye, Mum... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...peoples always fergits 'bout Vagrant Story when JRPG's is brought up...best o' the bunch, imho... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...hehehe...hope you kids realizes that the dwarf jus' be trollin' ya's fer the sport...scary thing be that he truly believes some bits o' rubbish that spews from his pie-hole...sells that NeverWorkin' Right is the Greatest bullshyte wit'out a snicker; how, I dunno... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

While I agree with you in principle, I literally laughed out loud at the irony of you of all people saying it. There's a difference. I am critical of BW's games, but I try to offer an argument/prove a point most of the time - he's just rude to everyone who doesn't agree with him. Obviously, if I criticise BW I'm interested in them, at least enough to talk about the game if I'm not going to buy it. He isn't, he's just baiting the new guy for no good reason. ...in years gone by, lad, 'twas quite the sport 'ere, so if yer lookin' fer the dwarf ta " be reasonable & lay off the trollin' ", good luck ta ya... ...oh, an' BTW; much as it pains me ta admit, he be right, IE pathfindin' was terrible... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...canna believe I's gotta agree wit' the dwarf on this'n ('cept that BG wasna overrated; SoA & ToB was, greatly)...a Planescape: Torment redux, now that'd 'ave me attention... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...munchkins 'round the world, rejoice... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...an' ta think I's jus' used ta spam Kirby...where was me Artistic Soul... <('.')> ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...misses the Isle, I does...ya can ne'er truly go 'ome... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...tryin' ta use "Back to..." ta fix up spellin'...me lazyness still knows no bounds... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...what a load o' horseshyte; whilst anyone 'round in them days knows I obviously admits ta possibly knowin' a few o' yer rabid micreants, said miscreants also replied ta an' answer faaaaaar more queries an' comments than any dev e'er thought o' on the ol' BIS boards, hence one o' the main reasons the devs made theyselves more available ta us miscreants an' the community expanded soo much in so li'l time...BIS died cuz Herve's a dumb@ss...BIObsidian be a ghost town most times cuz the community ain't gittin' that luvin' feelin' anymores...cuz it's gone...gone...gone...whoa oh whoa oh OH!... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...an' peoples used ta give me shyte 'bout postin' junk... <( '.' )> ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...pity as it may be, heavy story-driven games, like me ol' luv Torment, be a thing o' the past in the eye-candy first, half a freakin' pulse o' storyline market o' today...welcome ta the ADHD age...Shiny... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

Actually, when I saw you had posted in this thread, I did guess it. ...Few things in gamin' can still make this ol' Wemic smile, so 'til theys git it right again, PS:T be me poison o' choice... ...good ta see ya, by the by, lad... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...beatin' up on Vagrant Story o' the PS3 an' gitten on time fer 'nother run-through o', ya guessed it, Planescape: Torment...ol' school fer this ol' fool... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...damn, this post ne'er goes away, does it...like visitin' a ol' friends tomb, more's the pity... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...hard ta believe PS3 users not listin' God of War III 'mung the best o' 2010; was a helluva good time (tho' short), as was Darksiders...most played PC game was same as it be fer last 11 years, so guess if'n PC game market want any more o' me money, best put out Planescape: Torment remake... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...rest well, Visc, ol' friend...sad, indeed... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...damnable ol' thing...OK, 'ere goes: The Coconut Connection The action of IWD/HOW begins with the return of Icasaracht who as a dragon, must have dropped a coconut as she rose from the depths of Lac Dinneshire and flew up north. This coconut that Icasaracht dropped was from a sparrow that she killed with the help of her mate (a hard fought battle indeed). Meanwhile the rivals Yxunomei and Belhifet were fighting for the control of the coconut trade. Well the fight got too heavy, so the fiends threw them out of the abyss to carry on their fighting elsewhere (Spine of the World). Well it ended up that Belhifet found the legendary item Crenshinibon. Thanks to Crenshinibon, Belhifet found the sacred coconut in the bottom of Lac Dinneshire, which was dropped by Icasaracht, after the legendary Aihonen killed her. He enlisted the services of a trader named Pomab who shipped coconuts from the warm climate of Calimshan to the Dale. Belhifet soon allowed one of his lieutenants to be turned into a coconut cracker (Saablic Tan as the Umber Hulk). As word of the coconut smorgasbord spread the Frost Giants and other creatures of cold swarmed to Belhifets' side in hopes of sampling the foreign fruit. While further north the barbarians fell into a coconut-envying rage, with the revival of Icasaracht, whom you helped free. Meanwhile, in an effort to protect the Ten Towns, a displaced gnome by the name of Oswald Fiddlebender experimented with the lost art of bovine warfare. A virgin's fascination with coconuts is well known so it was not long before the maiden Ilmadia found herself aligned with Belhifet as well. However, Ilmadia's true quest was to eliminate a drow city. Why, because a drow named Nym that hailed from that city and was known to consort with sparrows. It is a well-known fact that coconut-bearing sparrows have undone many virgins. Meanwhile Yxunomei gained control of Dragon

EDIT: damnable thing dunno wanna work... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...an IWD party an' no original members o' the Coconut Clan??...BLASPHEMOUS, I says... ...ahhhh, missed this place, I's has... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...lots o' good peoples left BIS o'er the years 'afore theys had ta shut the doors cuz o' Herve's idiocy; shyte happens in the gamin' industry...Guido can pat hisself on the back if'n he likes, but it only gonna git 'im a sore shoulder after a while... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...best cure fer what ails ya, lad... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...