Reading GI Joe Reloaded. Oh man, this stuff would make a sweet movie. No more cheesy world domination Cobra... now they're a homegrown terrorist organization bent on overthrowing a corrupt US government. Cobra Commander was ex-military, owned a used car lot, the government took everything he owned because of back taxes and taxes he didn't know he had to pay, then because of his money problems his wife left him for her divorce lawyer and he lost whatever he had left to alimony. So he has a bit of a grudge against the government. And has recruited thousands of like minded americans in his quest. Its pretty cool.