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I finally got a cellphone. How can I get a ringtone that lets everyone hearing range know there's a geek in the area? I was thinking a Final Fantasy song, or a level up chime, or some sound effect from an old school PC game. Any suggestions on how I go about obtaining something like this?

All the time? Why did you keep putting discs in? The consoles don't have different statistics regarding how well they last? If it's all luck, I might consider getting a 360 eventually. Or maybe I'll stop buying games all together. That's probably a better idea. I'm a real addict.

I think you'd probably be dead if you lost 40lbs of piss. You probably just were not processing the sugar in your blood. Why did I type that? What's wrong with me?

Peanut Butter? Are you pulling my leg? Anyway, the saga continues... Apparently the X-Box is the problem. I decided to give DDR a rest and play one of my older games while my legs recuperated. It wouldn't read the disk. So I try turning the X-Box on its side again, but I do this while I'm inserting the disk instead of turning it on while it was on its side. The X-Box shreds the disc, leaving deep scratches. Now I'll never get Christie into the Venus! Damn you Microsoft! But for some reason, Knights Of the Old Republic still works without any hanky panky. Bioware is magic. I hate X-Box. I hardly played it at all, it was the last console I bought, and it is the only one showing serious malfunctions. Unfortunately, I bought the X-Box DDR pad, so if I want to buy a PS2 game, I need to get a new one. Arghh!

He's not a Chinese spy, is he?

pffft! Planescape. Planescape killed my disk drive. Poop on Planescape! Don't see what was so special about Planescape. What alignment would the characters from Fallout 2 be?

It usually works! Try it! I had a PS2 disc that wasn't functioning. But a little toothpaste fixed it right up. Plus my console has minty fresh breath now. (You probably want to water it down some. Not that I'm an engineer or anything)

What does the M stand for?

I bought the X-Box ultramix 3 or whatever it's called. The disc wouldn't run. I tried it again. Still no good. I tried polishing the disc with toothpaste. No good. I tested my X-box with my KOTOR disc. still good. Hmm... Okay, so I spit on my disc, just like the old days with my Gameboy. Didn't work. I hit my X-box. Still didn't work. Finally, I tried running my X-box while it was turned on its side. It worked. Strange.

Really? Everybody hated the first Suikoden? That's my favorite, after 2. The war system, although simple and stupid, was cute. The good endings and bad endings were radically different. Pahn was a great character. I don't see how an original like Suikoden would be considered all around "bad." Best of all, no freakin' squirrels! Of course, other than tactics, my third favorite would be the despised "boat" Suikoden. Speaking of Tactics, did anyone read/see The Goat or Who Is Sylvia? by Edward Albee?

Plus I'm pretty sure words like Narf and bloopity bloop are not in the Korean inventory of sounds.

How is it that I liked Civ II, Colonization, MOO, and Alpha Centauri better than the new games? It has been such a long wait! Gal Civ wasn't really to my taste. Crusader Kings was okay, but very different. I could really go for a new X-Com type game. Or a Jagged Alliance. Not really on topic, but it just popped into my head.

So what is the best Cirque show to see? - live or recorded.

I fear the unknown.