Raithe

When you have to store a tactical kitten...

Bloomberg - Portion of Kentucky Bourbon Warehouse Collapses, Spilling 9,000 Barrels of Whisky

I was going to post a time travel joke. But none of you guys liked it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvYuoWyk8iU

Man stuck in traffic hacks nearest electronic billboard to stream Japanese porn

A troop of Boy Scouts was being used as “guinea pigs” in a test of emergency systems. A mock earthquake was staged, and the Scouts impersonated wounded persons who were to be picked up and cared for by the emergency units. One Scout was supposed to lie on the ground and await his rescuers, but the first-aid people got behind schedule, and the Scout lay “wounded” for several hours. When the first-aid squad arrived where the casualty was supposed to be, they found nothing but a brief note: “Have bled to death and gone home.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXwlD7rod-c

This one always amuses me no matter how many times it crops up: (Wait for the conductor insisting on encore elements...) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1dJxH0zLWY