Monte Carlo

I am a grumpy middle-aged gamer from Britain, which is a small damp island off of the northwest coast of France. There is a high probability that I am drunk, having failed my saving throw versus poison. I like sniper rifles, panzerfausts, alcohol, cigars, war movies, polyhedral dice, the Japanese, Monica Bellucci, old Gary Gygax AD&D modules with tortured verbiage, scabrous politics blogs, half-tracks and old-skool RPGs. I dislike Bioware emo romances. A lot.