Sarjahurmaaja.

Time for revolution?

"I know, I know, the game is taking too long to come out to us but you must believe in the Force." What? No, those we're just tidbits from my last visit to Citadel Station.

A thousand chinese kids to whom I teach the binary data of each game and have them speak it out whenever I wish to play games. I then proceed to interpret the chorus of 0s and 1s into a single, coherent and enjoyable experience. "Hey, how do I overclock my CPU safely?" Well, unless you're going to be upping the voltages, it's pretty damn safe. Just go to BIOS and OC it, run 3dmark and check the heats afterward.

H-h-how can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?

Volourn, this?

mkreku, I think this one is more like Volourn.

A pa-pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you ru-run through my corridors-s.

The thing is, it's just another 'just because', and does nothing good for the setting. Nothing.

Lo-look at you, hacker... Citadel Station, Telos.

"More importantly, find a more decent quality anime to watch" Princess Mononoke and Spirited Away are highly recommended.

"Maybe technically, but EU says otherwise." What can I say? EU is wrong. EU, in general, is wrong, wrong, people.

If you stab someone in stomach, they're as good as dead. Sure, they may be able to breath and will wriggle, but they're not gonna get up. Study medicine if you doubt me. edit: Besides, once you got the blade inside, you might as well slash it out. After all, lightsabers are 'sharp'.

Yes, and that leads to the conclusion that either jedis and siths are really too much into all that showbusiness stuff, or that the lightsaber's blade in fact has mass, does it not?

"So then in theory wouldn't lightsaber 1v1 combat be much like fencing?" Exactomundo!

"I'm happy to see the old-style one-handed light saber winning this poll." One-handed? Oldskool (!) lightsabers aren't one-handed.

"You post 3600 whiny, negative posts all over the forum that people have to wade through to get to the interesting posts." With all due respect, mkreku, I think you're mistaking Volourn for Visceris.

"I personally despise consoles and never play them [...]" lolz

If the blade was truly weightless, a thrusting technique would be the best, actually. You do have a point there, though - just watch the movies (at least OT) and you'll see they're used just like a katana is.

"hm, yeah now that I think about it. It isn't. There really is no leveling up or increasing your stats." Funny. Leveling up & increasing stats = RPG. Ha, ha, ha.

I always imagined that using the "darkside" powers required you to sort of tap on the negative thoughts like hatred/fear/whatever and that, when amplified by force, made you DS. So, while the Force power isn't evil, the process of creating it is.

On MGS2: yes, the story is weird and the character you play is a completely and utterly annoying whiny, effeminate prettyboy you want to punch in the face. How weird can it be? Well... I've played this game. What was it... Oh, right. Metal Gear Solid 2.

Better play it before paying. It might actually suck, just like Black & White did.

"Emperor Palpatine was Dark Lord of the Sith in the original movies, but who would rate him as the main villain of the SW story over Vader?" I certainly would.

NOT LISTENING! --- Seriously, WTF? From 5-1 lead to 6-5 loss? W T F? W T F?!?

The Sith Menace. Attack of the Sith. Revenge of the Sith. A New Hope (oh, wait, that's taken!) The Sith Strikes Back Return of the Sith --- Star Wars - cheesy titles since 1977!