Bartimaeus

I haven't even seen what ol' crap-for-brains has said, but I try not to ever read the dystopic farce that is the Ukraine thread, and I certainly don't unblock the people I have on my ignore list on the rare occasion I do... O.K., I'm now back from taking a quick look at the Ukraine thread where I see you posted the same message that you just posted here, so I guess that must've been it - what you said now makes a lot more sense with that context, . Thanks, let me know how it goes - the original TV show is only 13 episodes long, but there's a bit of stuff after that that I figured would discourage you from trying it.

This is an improvement, since it got rid of the one where I confessed...er, jokingly mentioned ritually sacrificing my family to Satan.

Provided that it's grounded, for a reason (i.e. not simply for shock value, which is usually lame), and not just utter misery all the time, the torment of children is (or at least can be) great. ...I originally wrote that as just "child torture is great", but that didn't seem to capture my sentiment quite right and I would prefer to deny KP the opportunity to put another of my posts in his signature. But really, probably my third favorite live action film of all time is The Florida Project, and Grave of the Fireflies is pretty close to the top of my favorite Ghibli films...and I'm probably forgetting some other things, but yeah, not really usually an issue for me. Now whether or not I would like it due to vastly different reasons more related to it coming out in 2017 is an entirely different question...

Pretty much this exact thought occurred to me when I watched Alien 3: if I had actually enjoyed Aliens, I would've been greatly perturbed by them essentially invalidating the entire emotional core of the movie by killing off Newt within the first minute of Alien 3...but since Aliens was a big pile of garbage, I was more or less cheering for doing exactly that. Then the movie told me there weren't going to be any guns (which apparently was a Sigourney Weaver-mandated decision) and it felt as if they were deliberately crapping all over the legacy of Aliens - difficult not to be greatly pleased by that. But yeah, significantly worse than Alien and not at all like it's predecessor Aliens means that most everyone else will hate it. From what I recall reading, if the alien gestated from a dog (The Thing...), that's the theatrical version, while in the special/Assembly Cut, it instead gestates from an oxen.

One moment, let me do a Google image search...uh, what the hell am I looking at? Looks like a cross between the Rabbit of Caerbannog and Cthulhu. Yeah, I'm quite sure that I've enjoyed your descriptions of episodes many times more than I would've ever enjoyed the show itself, . I have to tell you though, Cobra just doesn't really seem like the "savant programmer" type to me...or really even an idiot programmer. Immersion ruined, . Although the sudden appearance of a certain mustached villain as the ultimate evil in the show, uh, probably would've done it as well, .

...I feel like whenever you say anything positive about something I'm skeptical of, I then go out and give what you say a chance and it's ten times worse than anything I could have ever reasonably expected. I don't even intend to be contrarian or reactive, it somehow just keeps working out that way. So now I'm expecting it to be the worst movie I've ever seen in my entire life, and maybe, hopefully (if I actually bother to watch it), it will be at least a little better than that, .

Sigourney Weaver, Brad Dourif, and Winona Ryder all in the same movie and it sucks? How did they drop the ball so hard? Makes me all the more tempted to check out Resurrection and see what a train wreck it must be...and then I look at the screenshots and it looks about as dumb as everyone says it is.

My sister tried to get me to watch FMA when I was like eleven or twelve. I lasted a handful of minutes before I noped out, but even for ten year old me, that's a pretty predictable result with regards to shonen (as hard as it may be to believe for you fine people, I'm actually less opinionated and more accepting of most entertainment now than I was as a kid - there's a pretty decent gap of time from like when I was 10 to 17-ish where I followed and watched almost nothing because I didn't like anything...back then, I really only read books regularly!). I wonder how different my perception of anime would've been growing up if instead of being exposed to the worst and most popular shonen crap like Naruto, it had been something like Sailor Moon or company. Of course, due to being somewhat the wrong (i.e. too young) age, even if my reaction to such anime would've been less viscerally negative, I would've had no option but to suffer through mostly lousy English dubs and cheap/ugly digital animation, which would have been inhibiting indeed...

Alright, let's see what screenshots the fans have uploaded in order to sell the series to us. Ah, yes, exquisitely framed zoom-ins of our characters' crotches and butts while they're in their underwear/swimsuits, how delightful and totally unexpected. We also see a bathing scene where our characters are all nude and one of them looks to be sexually assaulted by the others as a result of some kind of humorous "misunderstanding", a truly classic sequence required for any and all anime of a principled nature. Glad to see said characters also look like they're somewhere between 13-16 years old. Generally speaking, I tend to believe the fans on what a show is about based on the screenshots they like to upload for the show in question, and boy, this one sure looks good, . Glad to hear the wedding stuff is finally over, hope you recover soon.

I've really never understood...I was going to say the third in particular, but really, the second and fourth as well. Looks like @majestic has a new show to watch, .

You may well be right re: Sigourney Weaver...but on the other hand, it's up to the director to direct scenes that work for their actors. Maybe both her and Linda Hamilton are plain old bad at crying, or maybe James Cameron didn't give them good direction - well, from how bad everyone else acted in Aliens (child actress and space marines), I know at least the latter is true, but the former might be as well, . From my point of view, the Jedi are evil there is no Aliens, . I actually didn't think the mother/daughter relationship was too badly written on its face...but wow, that poor kid could not act to save her life. The actress, Carrie Henn, went on to star in have a supporting role in appeared as a minor character in had a cameo in...uh, right.

Maybe it was just after seeing the joke that was Aliens that it felt like the characters got some development and knew how to actually deliver their lines on some other level than corny B movie. Jeeze louise was that bad in Aliens - how can you have such technical prowess and vision as a director and let it all go to waste because you can't figure out how to get freaking Sigourney Weaver to act? I don't know whether the theatrical cut or Assembly Cut is better - I read some comments that said the new cut is much better, while others say it ruins the flow of the film. If you already thought the theatrical version of 3 sucks, maybe it's worth a try, I don't know. Ms. Weaver isn't even in Alien vs. Predator, right? No chance of me watching it if not, she's too core to Alien. Yes, watching it directly after Aliens, with Alien instead being five years ago, probably makes quite the difference. I don't know, I just appreciate some attempt at slow atmospheric horror instead of whatever Aliens was supposed to be. In no universe could I ever sit through all of them (much less LotR) in one-go - would make them miserable just for that reason alone, regardless of the quality of the films watched.

1. Sound and visual design have been pretty nice, definitely agree there - particularly the overall sound experience has been excellent. 2. Haven't had any issues with the zurks yet, as in about an hour and a half of gameplay I've only had like two attach to me thus far and obviously haven't had any game overs...but I do make a habit of tactically waiting, drawing them out, running pretty parabolic-shaped movement routes, etc., where appropriate. 3. One thing I did like about the "cat things to do" was using windows shades as scratch pads in order to open up new routes through windows. They probably needed to figure out more purposes for cat things so it's not just totally pointless window dressing, so to speak. I played about half an hour early this morning and had a better time.

That...sounds less than ideal. Have you seen it, would you recommend it to me?

If someone can inform me as to whether it's an incredibly stupid action movie like the second one, or a horror movie like the first and third, I could probably tell you. Apparently, Sigourney Weaver insisted that there be NO GUNS for her to come back for the third, which I think all in all was a pretty wonderful decision.

Alien 3 (1992). If not enjoying big dumb Hollywood action blockbusters is a sin, then call me Antichristus Bartimaeus, because Alien 3 is far and away the better and more enjoyable film compared to Aliens - I actually rather enjoyed it. Though that comes with the caveat that I watched the "Assembly Cut" version of the film, which is half an hour longer than the theatrical cut and supposedly restores a great deal many scenes that help flesh out the characters better. The special effects, of course, aren't nearly as impressive (or flamboyant) as Aliens, but they're fine enough to carry a solid core of a film (this film actually had tension at various points - wow, imagine a horror film having tension!). Well, outside of a few scenes in particular that had visibly bad lighting/color balancing for the xenomorph anyways, .

Aliens (1986). In "honor" of James Cameron's Avatar 2 coming out soon (not that I've actually, you know, seen the first Avatar), I finally watched Aliens. Historically speaking, I don't have much appreciation for James Cameron's work: I don't care a ton for Terminator 2, I thought Titanic was pretty terrible, I got ten minutes through Avatar before I turned it off (though the only thing I really remember about it now is that Sigourney Weaver was coincidentally in it)...buuut the original Terminator is pretty enjoyable as far as really silly action flicks go - at least from what I can remember. I loved the original Alien when I saw it about five years ago (even with the one lady screaming and crying throughout the entire film...well, not quite the entire film as it turns out, heh), and I waited to see this because of my apprehension for Mr. Cameron's work. So how does Aliens stack up? Well...right off the bat, Sigourney Weaver's doing a pile of bad lines in corny scenes with nearly theatre levels of over-acting, and trust me that I know that it ain't Ms. Weaver's fault; we also have hundreds of xenomorphs running around like ants zerg-rushing everywhere in grotesquely bad action scenes starring the cringiest possible 80s space marines. At least the film has a lot of special effects that the film gratuitously idles away on, right? Sigh...I tried to wait a long time to watch this so that I could be kind to it (as watching right after having seen and loved the original would almost certainly be a very bad decision), and it turns out for good reason. No, even accounting for the totally different style, it does not measure up very well against the original: it's a hollowed out, rotten husk of a film that put all of its time and focus into all of the wrong things in an apparent deliberate attempt to be a near perfect opposite of the original film. As far as cheesy popcorn 80s monster mash action flicks, I guess it might be okayish - it starts getting very mildly enjoyable once Sigourney actually springs into action instead of having to listen to all the other Hollywood paper cutout bozos do the world's worst acting job. Not that it's their fault, James Cameron is just a woefully insufficient actor's director (and never mind the writing). Bleh, all in all, it was about what I expected.

I don't necessarily mind "chunks" if they're actual chunks of fruit as opposed to a vile gelatinous mass, which is what that "jam" was like. Chunks of raspberries would've been wonderful in comparison to that.

Yeah, I should probably clarify my previous statement: I've only ever had jams with seeds in it when it's a type of jam that normally has seeds. Raspberry was the jam in question, and it kind of messed up its taste, but really messed up its texture - I'm the type to heavily mix anything of this nature before using (because I think texture consistency is possibly even more important than flavor to a degree), but even with that said, it became grossly goopy and difficult to spread, and whatever I tried to put it on it would just slide right off because of said goopiness. Perhaps it's an issue specific to raspberry (or other types of normally seed-packed jams), because I've definitely had specialty jams made out of fruits that don't have seeds and not had an issue before. Regardless, if there's a seedless option for a jam, I am certain to avoid it from now on. Good luck figuring out the cooktop. Major re-arrangements of that nature always take some getting used to in addition to figuring out exactly where and how everything should be...

Yeah, I thought the show having a strong focus on the characters and them being pretty good together was the key to making the show worth watching for me, particularly as someone who pretty adamantly refused to enjoy any anime show from that time period or beyond. A few more episodes of Yawara: A Fashionable Judo Girl. This show sort of reminds me of my experience in watching the first season of Ranma in a way - it's got stuff that's stupid and which I don't necessarily like but which I'm forgiving/accepting because I do seem to be overall enjoying the show regardless...for the moment. Like Ranma, that could be subject to change at any time, particularly given that this show has 124 episodes. Yawara received a "rival" in the form of another girl who has become dead-set on defeating her, but Yawara seems to be generally unaware of their rivalry and instead tries to treat her nicely and help her out for the most part. There was a televised local judo contest that the rival went to and dominated, and Yawara neither attended nor watched it because she was more concerned with trying to figure out how to cook a specific dish. It's silly, but that's certainly better than doing the opposite and going full "I HAVE TO BECOME STRONG AND DEFEAT HER!" or anything like that. There's also an older (i.e. early 20s) reporter guy that the show has had a focus on since the first episode that's been following around Yawara in an attempt to document her judo skills because of an incident that he was a firsthand witness to where she skilfully incapacitated someone, and...the way his character has been framed so far, you would think that the show was eventually going to try to set them up romantically, but the thought of this annoyed me so much that I looked it up and found out that's not the case - they just eventually become friends. Okay, I can accept that.

I have discovered that seedless jam is apparently vile. I had not previously known this due to only ever having had jam with the seeds in it, and I certainly did not expect the difference to be so stark. It is an error that will never be repeated.

Episode 1 of Yawara! A Fashionable Judo Girl (1989). A frustrating first episode, since it was like half pretty decent and half pretty bad. Yawara, the main character, is a seventeen year old girl being raised by her grandfather who was a judo master; he is insistent that she devote all her time and energy to training to judo and preparing to qualify for the Olympics in three years. Yawara has others ideas: she has a crush on a local boy idol from her school, and would rather concern herself with normal girl stuff like that and fashion than judo. So there's your overarching conflict for the show, at least for the time being. The issue? Well...Yawara herself is O.K., but her grandfather is a complete meme of a character (and not in a good way) that feels straight out of some comedic shonen show like Dragon Ball. Constant over-the-top old-man-yells-at-clouds style interjection about anything and everything in addition to caustic obliviousness to his granddaughter's need for a shred of space and independence: we're talking searches and re-arrangements of her room when she's not at home, following her around at school, completely ignoring everything she asks for and says while pretending not to hear or understand her, trying to ruin the crush she has...all this in the first episode! It's really extreme and didn't feel like a good balance of elements, particularly because way too much of the episode's run time was seeing things exclusively from his preposterous perspective. If he was a little more reasonable and grounded while genuinely trying to push Yawara forward to achieve something great, it would feel so much better...but right now, he's like an antagonist that belongs to a different and much more stupid show than this should rightly be. Damned stupid 80s wasting all the good animation on bad writing and characters. There was more to like in that first episode than say...I don't know, that lousy Maison Ikkoku show, but will it be enough to keep my interest? Yeah, probably not.

To be honest, I don't really even know what I wanted exactly from the game, because I don't want like...a full-on platformer or collectathon or anything like that, that would be awful and I would definitely have no patience it. But from what I played of it, it felt like playing...the wolf sections of TLoZ: Twilight Princess, but more linear and where you can only make those lame Midna-scripted jumps that can't fail, except instead of the lovable Midna I have a little robot thingy? Maybe it's just me not having slept for more than 3 hours each day over the entire past month that I'm even more irritable and short in tolerance/patience than normal...

Stray. The only thing I saw proper of this game was its initial announce, and I recently heard about the highly positive reviews. So I played about an hour...and I wasn't terribly impressed. It's effectively a dolled up and slightly more exciting than usual walking simulator, and a seemingly completely linear one at that. For some reason, I expected there to be like...platforming of some kind, something to take advantage of the unique element of being a literal cat, but this isn't a game where you can jump or even accidentally fall off anything. Maybe I went in with the wrong expectations.

The great downfall of a wireless mouse: losing the fingernail-sized USB receiver and being rendered completely powerless.