It was a theory among me and a few friends of mine that girls who liked Orlando Bloom were closet lesbians. Seriously, he looks more like a girl than most girls do.
I was going to comment on this earlier. IF Omelette's avatar and sig were of something cool and feminine like... I don't know... Samus Aran, then he could be actually a female. Orlando Bloom? Nope, just wishing he were.
I do have a Samus banner/av set. I just don't use it. In fact, on my list of things I like, Samus is listed.
Having is not the same as using. Get the hint?