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I can't stop eating. Since about two hours ago I have eaten four pieces of coffee cake, sixteen chicken fingers, Doritos, and now some chips and salsa. I have been like this for the past few days. I eat, and eat, and I just don't get that satisfied feeling. Help me stop eating. Help me now!

You're just saying that because you don't want people to see how stupid you are!

And what Bokishi likes, everybody likes!

I took care of that problem. Just click on it once every 10 seconds, and then after a while you won't have to worry about being any less smarter.

Ha! They didn't have "living rooms" back then Mr. McWrong.

It's also an optional job.

I wish you guys would stop using my catch phraises.

Sorry, I meant the whole thing.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}> E's don't need to be included in parentheses! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'm pretty sure that's wrong.

So close, but still not.

Speaking of big fat failures...

Mothman just pulled a Meta!

Dude, you're just bumping your dead topic. Let it go man.

You're hopped up on drugs too?

By reading.

I don't.

My Marc Ribot CD's should be arriving soon.

Why didn't you just say so? I'm aware of what the rythmic values of the different notes are. Just not the fancy England names.

Because epic poems are longer.

I just changed the channel. Underworld was on. I couldn't stand another minute of that crap. I hate these new-aged vampire movies.

Wait a minute... That isn't an epic poem! I mean, thanks.

Get it, he is saying you are all doped up on drugs!

To yourself? Must be some epic. I forgot the punchline I hade set up for that one.

Stop saying that.