thepixiesrock

23 pairs of chromosomes in the human body.

Now, now, it isn't your fault. You aren't American and thus you are not as intellegent. It is ok.

I met the minimum requirements of a genius.

Yeah, the band.

I like Sega-Soldier already! He will fit right in.

I'm stuck with 19. : (

17 so far. 16 to go.

currently have 15, although it says 13, but two of them are correct, I just spelled something wrong. I'm still working. I want to get them all.

Strange rules we have. You are old enough to enlist in the military, put your life on the line with the chance to die, yet you can not drink? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Thats a dumb rule. You are old enough to go to war and die for your country, but you aren't allowed to drink.

I give him a 5/7

Harray! I'm non-conformist!

Am I the only one who doesn't see whats so funny?

Mr. Cantousent..? Mr. Cantousent, wake up! The Judge roared. Flash of light, I was in the courtroom. Mr. Cantousent, you seem to have fallen asleep. Now, I'll ask again, does the defense have any closing rebuttle? Damn, Eldar must have used the 'bore the defense to sleep' tactic again. That bastard always has something up his sleeve. Mr. Cantousent we don't have all day. Now get up here and make your closing statement. I stood up, a giggle or two, a few gasps from the court room. Damn, that erotic dream I awoke from had left it's mark in the form of my fully erect phallice. Think Cantousent, think! You have to come up with a pretty air-tight defense to get yourself and your client out of this one. If only you had paid attention to what Eldar said, you could point out the obvious flaws in his logic. Mr. Cantousent! Are you aware you are talking to yourself out loud? Well, Mr. Judge, all I have to say is that it's true, I haven't been paying attention to anything that has been going on in this case at all, but I will tell you what I do know. I know, that Eldar is a damn liar, and a raving lunatic. He has done so many reports for so many of the Obsidian community, he has no idea what he is doing anymore. He thinks he is something special, that he is better than everyone, a VIP, an ex-mod with some sort of following. I'll tell you, he has no following, just some kid named Lou, with nothing to loose and everything to prove, a kid that he doesn't even notice anymore. Took him under his wing and then spat him out in the gutter. He thinks he has some sort of immunity. He insulted Hades, nobody insults Hades, we are just lucky Hildegaurd was there to put him in his place. The only thing my client is guilty of, is making Eldar jealous. Thats right, here comes the truth, Eldar is just jealous that Sawyer is getting popular. More popular than Eldar was in his Mod days. Why has Eldar called this case? He has called us here, to draw attention to himself. Get himself back into the spotlight. What a jerk. Am I right fellas? I mean, am I right?

I'd like to finish it off if I may...

Hahahahaha! That was the best one yet. Hurray for Baley!

Take it to the THUNDER DOME! Oh, wait, Blank isn't part of the forums.

****ing aces man. That was the ****ing aces.

No Meta, don't delete anything, we can just carry on. Who is going to finish Eldars report?

Well then you weren't planning on buying it regardless of the score.

Yes.

That's one of my pet peeves. Someone asking for a thread to be closed. I don't understand how a thread bothers them. Also, Hildegard is a pet peeve for me.

No, it doesn't.

Did he just rip a cyclopse's eye out?

The Ventures - Blue Moon.

Unless you are Mothman, then it is negative points for you!