In other words Gabs is an opinionated woman with a dark sense of humor and wild mood swings. At least that is what I got out of it which is cool by me. I don't take her random ramblings too seriously but when she takes things serious that is what you have to look out for, and that should go for the rest of us.
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First of all, you don't have to suck up to her to be her friend, you could just ask her. Secondly, nobody has to "look out for" her.