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Topaz Quasar

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  1. So? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> So, I'm going to bed w/ nightmares of Candy Man and Desciple in the 'cargo hold'... :ph34r: <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Really? Well, maybe this will help you handle them. Disciple: "Back side of the Force leads to many abilities some consider to be kinky." Canderous: "Is it possible to learn this.........power?" Disciple: "Not from a straight guy......" Canderous: "Well then....how about I show you how to make a 'Mandalorian Banana Cream Surprise' out in the cargo hold? Your treat." "
  2. Note: Revan & the Exile omitted for the sake of comparing just NPC's.
  3. Agree. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well, that had to have at least one cheesy line.......who better...... "
  4. You sure it was him? I mean, there were a lot of gungans in that scene........
  5. How do you explain Mon Mothma, then? :"> I forgot about her. Maybe the Mon Calmari represent the French? Showing up out of nowhere with a huge fleet right at the end and helping the Rebels? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Errr....no, Mon Mothma had been running the Rebel Alliance in secret. Her presence at that meeting was due to the critical nature of the mission. And do not forget that Leia had a British Accent as well......
  6. Carth Onasi is going down....... <_<
  7. Yeah, it made me want to kill Carth.
  8. I'm not sure if they addressed her by name in the scene or not, but at the Alliance Assembly she's the middle-aged redhead who explains why the mission is so critical. She's the one who said "many bothans died to get this information." Ep. 3 will have a younger version of Mon Mothma.
  9. *edit* How about the following: 1. Revan vs. Yoda 2. Luke Skywalker vs. Darth Maul 3. Mira vs. Mission Vao 4. Canderous Ordo vs. General Grievous 5. Jaina Solo vs. Bastila Shan 6. Versus vs. Versus 7. Revan vs. Albedo 8. Count Dooku vs. Pikachu 9. The combined cast of KOTOR 1 & 2 vs. the villains of the movie Stargate
  10. I bet he's got more Force power in his buck teeth than malak ever had in his jaw............ :D
  11. Caution : I was bored typing this so don't read unless you enjoy my pointless insanity. 15. Lasers DON'T fire in a straight, predictable line 14. The Jedi & Sith will pilot giant mechs armed with proportionately sized lightsabers 13. Virtual reality "dives" into a droid's mind will be a frequent plot device 12. Half of the population in the galaxy would be an organic android or a result of bio-engineering. 11. Palpatine would take over the Republic by playing an eerie opera song on Coruscant to cause all hell to break loose 10. The Jedi would say something totally cheesy EVERY time they use a Force power when in combat 9. Space battles IN Hyperspace! 8. Instead of blowing up Alderaan with a superlaser, the Empire would just cause it to fold up like a piece of paper & disintegrate 7. The principal Sith Lords would be a reddish-violet haired middle-aged samurai guy with a nasty scar, an attractive petite woman with platinum hair, and a gleefully psychotic young man with snow white hair 6. Yoda would look like a twentysomething pretty boy with a ultra-soft voice and an endless supply of encouraging words. 5. The Millenium Falcon would be a luxury passenger liner with a robot crew 4. Han Solo would be an unaging red-headed teenage boy who is obsessed with firearms & antiques. 3. The Republic's "Clone Army" would consist of 669 near-identical preteen boys & girls with supernatural powers 2. Leia/Bastila would be a little robot girl with top secret data in her subconcious memory that the bad guys want and finally........ 1. Instead of being whiny blonde-haired young men, the chief protagonists would be a geeky yet beautiful young, female scientist & her sexy, bad-ass female android sidekick she helped design Yeah, I was playing the new Xenasaga game recently if you were wondering..... "
  12. *cough* Darth Sidious *cough* Anyway, I was a bit annoyed. Kreia goes on about being manipulative instead of brutish, yet dialogue options usually favor the latter. And I'd rather go by the former..... Thing is with Palpatine is that he makes himself appear to be a benevolent politician (at first) but is really a skilled deceiver. It's only after the Clone Wars that people finally catch on with his increasingly growing dictatorship.
  13. Makes you wonder what KOTOR3 has in store for us......
  14. Was it "Star Wars is all make believe and is not something to obssess over?"
  15. Aww...I think Nur Ab Sal has crush on Portman......... :D
  16. Damn.... Hmmm...ok now how about THIS: Now kiss and make up..........
  17. And when you're done, you have a nice Jedi Sentinel pet. For lightsiders, he'll be your "my little redemption doll." For Darksiders, he'll be your "my little psychopathic Force Sensitive serial killer doll."
  18. Oh.....so does this frighten you?
  19. In some instances a Jedi Knight can be on the council, in the cases of Ki-Adi-Mundi & Anakin Skywalker.
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