That site is utter BS, Pirates rule. Even though this site is obviously not serious and made by a kid who's now probably alot richer than most people I feel I must get all worked up about it and go off on a rant!
Here are some real fact about Pirates:
Pirates get the money
Pirates get the power
Pirates get the women
Pirates still exist today, some of them became baseball teams and others changed their ships for either Harleys or Computers.
Their enemies include Taxes and the RIAA.
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