Blarghagh

Hahaha, that was hilarious.

No, but I did make obscure jokes about Jack Sparrow / Kraken slash fiction.

Gonna see it later this week, because our release date is later than yours. I hope it's good. Pirates of the Carribean is, after all, the closest thing to Raiders of the Lost Ark this generation is ever going to get. Of course, movies that are fun don't cut it in today's world, you gotta have a message! And it's gotta be a message that everyone agrees with, otherwise it will flop because it's too preachy! And people wonder why movies always stick to formulas these days.

I have a nice list of my favourite E and Eels songs that I'm listening to. Dog's Life A Most Unpleasant Man (E Solo) Trouble With Dreams I Like Birds Eyes Down It's A Mother****er P.S. You Rock My World The Other Shoe Spunky Shine It All On (E Solo) Old **** / New **** Friendly Ghost Numbered Days World Of **** In The Yard, Behind The Church Manchild The Eels are one of my main reasons to dislike censorship in music. Most of these are beautifully written songs with catchy hooks and meaningful lyrics, but a lot of them are censored because... what? Someone uses a cussword which in the context of the song completely makes sense? "It's A Mother****er" is especially glaring because George W. Bush personally attacked Mark Everett for writing obscene songs. You do not call a song a man wrote feeling empty because he lost his entire family (which Mark Everett did) 'obscene'. You just don't. If you do, that makes you the most horrible sob in the world.

Out of those, I've played 'Bad Dudes vs. Dragon Ninja' and 'Totally Rad'. Both of them were about saving people.

Iron Maiden - Run To The Hills

You can, you know, hook up a mouse to your laptop. Or a tablet.

If it fits the body structure and face, then, sure it is.

HURR me am good at grammar writing HURR Technically, using his terms it would just be a load of trucks. Heck, forget the trucks. It just's a dump. A big steaming pile of poop. Sometimes there's good poop, like the kind you get when you've been eating lots of fiber. Sometimes it's bad poop, like when you've been beans or corn or something, it stinks and hurts kinda. Y'see, here I was thinking they just didn't want to be connected to the rest of the net out of spite. Or security reasons. One can never tell. I think that's what you call a server. Dear America, It's our internet too. Seriously, piss off. Sincerely yours, Andrew W.

http://blog.wired.com/27BStroke6/?entry_id=1512499 That's a US Senator? People ELECTED him? Mock away.

Destroyers with a half-shell! Tada dada.

Don't be such a Complainicon, Optimus Whine. I have asthma and my organic propulsion excretion never bothered me.

Celebrity gossip. Yay team! I never got this whole obsession with celebrities. Who cares if she's skinny as long as she's still fun in her movies? That's the only part of her we have to deal with anyway.

I don't care about air pollution, I just like to bike.

****, I thought I had quoted Draken. Must have pressed the wrong button.

The only thing I know about the 4th of July is that aliens invaded my cinema and killed my braincells.

Is it okay if I just keep riding my bike instead?

Thanks man, us Dutchies appreciate it. Especially since, with Germany out, the only people we have left to utterly hate are the Portugese for teh ninjakicking (that grudge definately won't go away until... the end of the World Cup, we have short attention spans). We'll hate Germany forever though. No country gets to border us and be not hated. Secretely, we're sabotaging the Belgians too.

This is totally one of my favourite Eels songs (and Eels has never made a song I don't like... except for Baby Genius) Pearl Jam - Rearviewmirror Pearl Jam's most overlooked song.

Popsickle. ...yeah.

This... is ART. Pure ART. Personally, I just watched Ray. Man, Ray Charles is the least sympathetic blind character ever. I did not enjoy because he was pretty much a dingo throughout the entire film and since I had the foreknowledge that his career did, in fact, not fail, I pretty much spent the entire film being annoyed at life's injustice. Jamie Fox played it well, though.

I also hate Italy, though.

Eels - Hidden Track The crackhead from Texas... he can read my feet. See, this is what happens when you make a song out of fan messages.

YOU LEAVE OUR HERO OUT OF THIS. Rassum frassum phallus. >_>' Oh god, I've gone bonkers.

No, you'll be fielding the OTHER team. As in kicking them down unto the field with NINJAKICKS. 'cause you know, that's what you do. Man, everyone I like is out. Edit: Although really, if this loss is a punishment for the fans then it's deserved. The english supporters were very unsporting in Berlin.