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Denis Leary - Death It's a comedy bit. "You could be walking down the street tomorrow, feeling good about yourself; drink free, drug free, looking forward to the future, and somebody accidentally nudges their poodle of a 75th floor ledge - ploink. And he's headed for the ground at a hundred and seventy five THOUSAND miles per hour - BAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! - and KERCHUNK he's imbedded in your head. You're dead on contact. The headline in the post the next day reads Man Killed By Best Friend. People cut the article out and they laugh about it at the office and you're forever remember as THE POODLE MAN! I knew the poodle man and he hated ****ing poodles."

Why is looking like Skeletor considered attractive? I would walk up to most of them and whisper "I can see your bones and organs".

On some other forum I go to, this guy claiming to be this very unpopular and spammish poster's brother posted "my brother died of lung cancer", and we made so much fun of 'him' for pulling 'such a bad prank'. Most of us felt like **** when it turned out to be true.

Nope. Hell, Wikipedia entry says they're generally considered to be one of the best bands in the history of black metal. I weep for the world. E - Hello Cruel World

I used to say "Bob Hoskins is always good" but then I saw The Super Mario Brothers.

Baley, I suggest Danny The Dog (also known as Unleashed). The film suffers a bit from not knowing whether or not it's a drama or an action flick, but both the drama is good and the action is good. Also, it has Jet Li acting with Morgan Freeman. That's gotta count for something.

Joseph LoDuca - Building The Deathcoaster ARMY OF DARKNESS. GROOVY.

Kamelot - The March Of Mephisto. Yay for epic.

That doesn't get stuck in my head nearly as often as Prt 1. Eels - Going Fetal You're gonna love it if you give it a try. You just lay down like you're gonna die.

I suggest you pick up Daisies Of The Galaxy, which is generally their most well-liked release (though not their most succesful nor most critically acclaimed). It's their most upbeat album with a lot of piano and guitar driven ditties about not being afraid, birds, spring cleaning and daisies appearing in the cold city. Also, it has E's Beautiful Blues as a hidden track. Currently listening to: Eels - The Other Shoe on repeat because I'm trying to figure out how to play it. Doesn't seem to be too hard.

I suggest 'The King Of Carrot Flowers Pt 1' which is my favourite song of theirs.

I LOVE YOU IN A COMPLETELY HOMOSEXUAL AND CARNAL MANNER. Baley, how do you like Neutral Milk Hotel? They're sort of a mixed bag for me. I really like some of their stuff and I really hate some of their stuff. Nobuo Uematsu - J-E-N-O-V-A

One cannot see Serenity often enough; and this is coming from someone who was never able to watch Firefly.

I do not suggest it. I had my sketchbook with me when I saw it and kept myself entertained by drawing instead. I couldn't even make fun of it because I felt that would be like making fun of a disabled or retarded person.

Eels - Mr. E's Beautiful Blues More people need to listen to Eels. I mean, [cover me in flour and bake me in an oven and call me a biscuit], someone sent me three songs by this band and within A WEEK they were my favourite band and I owned all their albums and compilations and [every piece of paraphenalia I could find under every rock I looked] that I could find in my record store. Edited for profanity.

This is one of my favouritist things ev4r! Also, I have long held the opinion that nobody has ever outgrimmed Impaled Northern Moonforest's NAME. Currently listening to: Blind Guardian - Mirror Mirror I still believe Hansi K

YOU LIE. IMMORTAL IST SO KRIEG. You cannot argue with what IST KRIEG. Or KVLT. Or GRIM. Or FROSTBITTEN. Eels - Everything's Gonna Be Cool This Christmas Which has the brilliant line "Baby Jesus; born to rock!" so that is also very KRIEG. (Just for the record, I think Immortal is terrible. Although, they do have a member called Horgh. That's just so much fun to say. HORGH!)

I... have no clue what to say. My condoleances, I guess. Hope you make it through alright in his absence.

And for every Blue Album and Pinkerton they released there was a Make Believe and Green Album. Weezer has got to be the most inconsistent band ever in terms of quality. I really want to argue both points with you two, but can't. Maybe the first two albums were so good that they're impossible to top? Thought about it that way? Huh? Didja? For the record, I never heard Pinkerton until after I'd picked up the Green album. I had to tune the band out when 'Buddy Holly' was all the rage. Maybe, but that wouldn't explain why Maladroit is still a fairly good album with a couple of great tracks. Although this is just my opinion. I think The Green Album and Make Believe just suck a lot. (Although I do like "Haunt You Every Day") Currently listening to Eels - I Like Birds. Everyone I know pretty much likes this song. It's just so upbeat and happy and catchy.

And for every Blue Album and Pinkerton they released there was a Make Believe and Green Album. Weezer has got to be the most inconsistent band ever in terms of quality.

Dokaka - Smells Like Teen Spirit Dokaka is a japanese vocal-instrumentalist (basically, what most people would refer to as a beatboxer) who tapes multiple tracks of him doing guitar, drums, bass, vocals, etc. with his voice and then puts them together. End result: HILARITY.

Ahh, Deep Rising. SO horrible. Was made by the same guy who made The Mummy series and Van Helsing? Because the rest of it is so ****ing terrible I am usually ashamed to admit I like the Mummy series (I think it's hilarious).

Iron Maiden - The Reincarnation Of Benjamin Breeg Me like, and if it's any indication of their new album, I'll like that too. Besides, unlike a lot of people, the only thing I found to be terribly wrong with Dance Of Death was it's cover.

Yeah, I was surprised at this. You could tell they were actually trying to salvage it as a franchise. Still wasn't 'good' though.

I probably wasn't clear enough. I sorry, english first language no.