Darth_Schmarth

Wrong space chickens only arrived in the middle ages, which inturn explains the 2nd and 3rd crusades. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> No, I'm referring to the space invaders who taught man fire in the stone age. They told the humans that this was their third visit to Earth and that their previous visit occurred 142 million years ago. This conversation is the oldest one recorded by man, taught to them by the space chickens (who had Intel P90 computer): "What is egg?" Looks like a pretty good summary to me. Definitely solar winds.

I don't know which drivers are good and which are bad, but try changing them.

You didn't count space chickens, Laozi. They were here first.

I'm so in my home ball park here. I think the chicken came before the egg, but then you also have to remember that the chicken came from an egg. We have a Catch 22 situation here, yet both still exist. I really freak me out sometimes.

This is an issue far too serious for comedy options.

I'm playing Geoff Crammond's Grand Prix 4. I really should be playing Civ4, but I just can't tear myself from that virtual race car of mine...

Did you upgrade or downgrade your graphics drivers? KotOR2 isn't very fond of ATI cards, so it could be that you've changed your drivers to ones the game doesn't like.

Van Morrison - Who Drove the Red Sports Car

I just wonder why Visas needed to check behind the mask to "see" his face.

Interesting theory, Eldar. Interesting but... flawed.

Sperm donation.

Seeing as Obi-Wan is a non-option in this poll, that is impossible.

Well?

Already recommended by yours truly: "Don't Eat the Yellow Snow" by Frank Zappa.

"Watch out where the huskies go and don't you eat that yellow snow".

Bastile ownz w00t!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111! I really need some time off in a warm place.

I like the bit where Luke mumbles "Dagobah..." and Han says "I thought these smelled bad... on the outside..."

No stick to the Thought Police, okay? I have some good friends working there, alright?

On a PS3 console?

Surely you mean 30 monkeys and a gorilla?

This is outrageous! She gets her own thread, it isn't locked, then it's locked, then it's unlocked. Where's the zero tolerance around here? I could have sworn I'd have been fried like a fat chicken if I'd started a similar thread, so when I saw this re-opening all I could do was quote the coolest movie character ever, Darth Vader, and say: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Just needed that off my chest.

Sorry to ruin any derailment, but I just wanna say that being belligerent with the police is FTW material.

Oops, sorry Launch. :'( I forgot, but I promise to do something about it at work tomorrow (it's not like I do anything there anyhow).

*munch* *munch* I heard food being *munch* mentioned.

What's this? I'm away for two days and Launch has an own thread? When I got my own thread back in the heyday of Schmarthism it was brutally murdered by the Green Dragon Spam Removal Service Inc. Are the mods on vacation?