Shadowstrider

Retard means to slow or impede progress. If something is retarded, it means its progress has been slowed. It isn't bigotted.

I'm glad to see that this thread has lived up to the excessively low maturity level I've come to expect.

"I have no reply, so I'll call you gay." For the loss.

Naw, they just have to filter "gay" ... :D <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I prefer their current policy; shoot last and apologize when questioned. [/sarcasm]

It isn't impossible or pointless to ban people who use the term gay as a slander. The point is to show that it is not acceptable, and it is not impossible, GMs are in game all the time, and have the ability to kick anyone they see using it or if there is sufficient evidence pertaining to an individual. You may think you had a point, but your point was really that "because the disease is so widespread, we shouldn't treat it." Try again.

It was a masshunting accident.

I thought you were implying he was holding the chimp's weenal, so yes that would be good. In any event, anyone involved with this thread should be shot.

I'm still waiting for the funny. P.S. You mean "Philistines." In this case, I don't see how it applies since we're not mocking your artistic merit (well, maybe Steve is) or your cultural values, but rather your inability to provide humor. You, sir, fail the internet.

Generally, when you set a theme (anything funny) you should try to stick with it, and not just the first word of it. Your submission fits the "anything" catagory, but not the funny. You, sir, fail the internet. ...could've at least made it a choking on a pretzel scene or something...

Mass ignorance = acceptable. I love the logic!

When you run, jump into the air, then at the zenith of the jump go prone. You dive like a dolphin when it jumps out of then back into the water. While doing this, you could still fire with fairly good accuracy, despite the animation displaying the gun facing the diver's left shoulder.

Yes.

Have you ever watched the animation for dolphin diving? In the animation the gun turns and faces left, but the player can still shoot directly ahead of them, and turn. I don't see that as legit. The best bunny hop was when people did it while laying prone. Always a classic. This patch pleases me.

I don't think Bcookie is tho I don't know why I was given the title, or why the wookie was. Maybe because we were moderators. Maybe because we're elite hackers from the interweb. Maybe, just maybe, its because I have had a secret relaytionship with the administrators. too far... I say not far enough! In any event, it don't matter much, it was just my comeupence. Is their some kind of "dating" in WoW or something? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> My understanding was that no group could discriminate membership based on race/creed/sexual orientation/blah blah/etc... If that is the case I don't think Blizzard needs to apologize. If they ONLY enacted this rule against this person because (s)he is gay, then yeah, it is wack.

They need to settle this. Highlander style. There can be only one... Chris Taylor in video game development.

Yes.

This thread saddens and depresses me, at the same time it entices me and keeps me wanting more with its action dramady hooks.

It sucks for you. Millions of avid Diablo players can't be wrong just because you say so. Or are you a God wasting your eternity in these forums? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'll just point out that millions of people can be wrong. 2000 != New millenium. Diet Dr. Pepper != Dr. Pepper The Backstreet Boys are not good entertainers. etc... etc... etc... Also, it isn't just because he says so. There are quite a few people of the opinion that Diablo sucks. You know, quantity isn't quality, and all that jazz. Personally, I couldn't care less about the Diablo series, they're alright dungeon crawling hack and slashers, but not much else. There certainly isn't any role-playing in them, and they're certainly mindless. In any event, this has gone way off-topic.

Mostly classical literature, and textbooks on writing. Some other crap that never gets read, as well.

I bought a flower for each lady in the office, unfortunately some where not in today and others I could not find, so I ended up with a few leftover. Thats okay, though, because I had some left over to pass off on the girlfriend. Sloppy seconds FTW. So fly.

I only watch when the Johnson twins are curling... or if another hottie is in a sport.

It disqualifies you, because I hate wraithes and leetspeak. kthxban.

There are not enough periods in an ellipsis to express my thoughts.

Melt the chocolate slightly then throw it at her like a monkey would do with poop.

In some states surprise sex is illegal... okay ALL states.