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I humbly propose that you weight train until your body fills your house, and you can wear it like the shell of a hermit crab.

Having nearly been blinded by fireworks fired at me, I don't find this concept remotely amusing.

Wait, salami and chardonnay?

That's very similar to what I tell a ton of my students every year. They like to read an article, and then sentence by sentence try and reword it so that it isn't plagiarism. It's a mess. The problem is that we teach children that writing happens in a single draft, like the pouring out of some pure fluid. Writing changes our understanding. You cannot write anything novel in a single draft. Only once you have written several times will it stabilise. Most important single lesson I ever learned. Unless you count the thing about big hands or feet.

In true Obsidian forum style...

I'm not turning to that page again.

Rachel Weisz ca. 1999

I use a car I don't have to drive. It's called a taxi. Moreover, the taxi drivers - for an incredibly modest additional sum - fill me in on all the rumours and scandal in the area.

The only situation I'd want a gun to protect myself is if someone was actively trying to kill me. And if they were the last bloody place they'd do it is in my house where all the evidence is neatly contained. They'd do it on the street.

I keep a handful of spare copies for giving out to fools who don't yet have it.

Merry New Year, my old scraglings. No young ladies this year. A painfully shy divorcee or two, but hazards of age, I suppose. :0 2015 should be a solid year, I feel.

Is this as in the series 'Borgia' on Netflix? Lucrezia Borgia in the show is 14, but... well let's just say it got all Game of Thrones. Come to that, Game of Thrones does essentially the same thing with the Kaleesi. Aside: my favourite pub merely reinforced my affection for them, yesterday by their sudden encyclopedic knowledge of the works of George R. R, Martin.

Again, soldiers have a far easier time shooting civilians if the civilians are shooting them back.

Please be advised that mkreku is the only poster nominated to put up ****ing dubious pictures of women with no hips who he has drugged up and dragged to his flat.

I think you're confusing becoming very angry and crying. Childish reaction in any case. But I suppose they are useful bodies. Also, from your description, the Emperor is indeed that - when it comes to not tolerating competition in any form. Great Crusade, Unification, disposal of two of his sons. Also did centralize everything with the nightmare bureaucracy. So, really Putin could very well be the Big E. Not quite at the 'melts your eyeballs with his psychic glory' stage though. But that's not how it works though, is it. Just look at all the different Guard regiments. They all come from very different Worlds and cultures.

Well, I'd agree that prodding headcases just to get a reaction is borderline psycho itself. From what I dimly recall of school, this is pretty much how it goes. Don't get me wrong. I prodded weak kids when I was a kid. But I had good role models and they convinced me otherwise.

I expect better from you, man. There doesn't NEED to be a rat here. Sony have been hit before. Scuttle is that they didn't take security seriously any of the previous times. They got hit again. The only rat here is the bogus assertion that it wasn't just crime.

I'm not having talking meerkats selling me sex.

Partly true. You're assuming that just reaching out is all that's needed. I don't know how many proper headcases you've met. But I've met more than my quota and reaching out isn't that easy. Yes, it's worth trying, but don't kid around like it works most of the time.

I think you're confusing becoming very angry and crying.

Mek Quake is right? [joke for five people]

OK. That's cool, guy. But to save time, don't go to page 18. You have to f*** an antelope, and it all gets a bit weird.

Wow, that fellah really showed that small piece of cloth. I hope to hell no serving US soldiers see it or they may start weeping.

Apparently photobucket is.

Have you checked for large wolves in the vicinity?