Walsingham

You mean they don't teach to you dance in the Marines? Boy, now my images of Parris Island are all fethed up.

Cool story. However I fear he may yet stray from the path of a Jedi... "There's nothing he likes better than playing video games"

I say the bugs do swarm their faces, and Exmortis is just being politically correct.

All credit to you for feeling that way, Alanschu. You should look into other battles as well, though. D-Day Normandy went better than the planners expected...

I think you may be overestimating the benefits of feeling 'real' violence, as opposed to badly displayed violence.

I take your point about different choices for different goals, there LadyCrimson. I too read books, but for whatever reason I read very very very fast. I can run through a book in a day or two, reading part time. I've no complaints about this, as it comes in very handy, but it does mean that for a slightly more relaxed escape I prefer RPGs. I think my second point can be made best by reminding people exactly how awful, mindless, and filled with senseless troll-mauling the Official Campaign was in Neverwinter Nights. It has seriously and perhaps unfairly, put me off buying NWN 2, and any of the expansion sets.

Yes. Just - whatever you do - don't look into their eyes... BTW, System Shock 2 really is good.

No, not Morris dancing you lunatic. i don't have a death wish.

Glad you all like it. :D EDIT: Don't forget Norman

Actually I can ballroom dance, and English country dance. Benefits of an old-fashioned edumakation.

Now who's being naive?

I don't know if any of you have read the web comic . But it used to be very gently twisted tales of whimsical childishness. Like the Wonder Years with real endings. Now it has old ladies hanging upside down in the nude. He's insane I tells ya. You Damn Kid

I don't know if any of you have read the web comic 'You Damn Kid''You Damn Kid' But it used to be very gently twisted tales of whimsical childishness. Like the Wonder Years with real endings. Now it has old ladies hanging upside down in the nude. He's insane I tells ya. EDIT: sorry about this. Crazy website double posting macguffin.

Aw, but c'mon! You've seen the film surely? [music] Tan TAN TAN TAN Whiddlywiddlywee [/music] "Long live the fighters!" Still sends shivers up my spine.

Just a small point: Different NPCs should find different character types attractive. I have noticed this about women. And presumably the same applies to men.

Mmmmm... kimchi.

I know some of you are thinking "There's nothing funny about a rhino that has been set on fire. It would be tragic and painful." In which case you have pictured me dancing perfectly.

I knew it. You are a rogue AI, and I claim my five pounds. I am told that I dance like a rhino that has been doused with petrol and set on fire.

Aieeeee! *Gogol like cackling* *capers about, waving a juju made of GM's teeth, and back copies of Roleplayer Independent.*

I don't know if I'm good enough to be able to smush you into a frappucino. May need some more barrista time.

Yes. Then people can start an uproar over "Cold Frappuccino." <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Ooooh. That makes me so MAD. RRRAAAAGH. Walsingham smash!

I thought you were going to unite the tribes and kill until no Harkonnen breathes Arrakeen air, or something.

Note to self: next time someone complains about my BO, explain it contains much detailed and vital cultural information about my lineage, health, emotional state, and last meal eaten. To which they will answer: "Yeah, it tells me you are a miserable, sick son of a warthog who has been gorging on week old pizza."

Are you asking?

*sobs* My poor sanity.