Walsingham

I like the notion of the tapes. Possibly under a laundry basket propped up with a stick.

I don't know why but I was suddenly seized by the notion of trapping Armando Iannucci. What bait do you think would work, and has anyone any advice on what trap to use?

I don't think I know that one. I keep thinking of Public Enemy.

That's perfectly true. But that doesn't mean the total absence of action by the international community, _plus the actual genocide_, had something to do with it.

You can't kill dragons. They're out of season.

Fionavar.

I forgot eating Turkish food, because of course St George was Turkish

I had no idea Monday was going to be St George's day, and suggest we get into it the same way we do St Patricks. Ideas: - Eating roast meat - Forming closed rank of squares - Fighting France - Secretly admiring Germany - Even more secretly admiring Peru - drinking of brown ale - Drinking of gin and tonic

Well, see that's another good reason to go running. If you lose motivation half way then you still have to run back! I can't imagine getting tired immediately during exercise. What were your genetic ancestors? Sloths?

How much cash did you net? It's hard to tell which of the folded bills in my thong were from the dancing, and what were simply the results of the standard artistic appreciation I receive on a night out.

*gasp* You'd better tell the ICC. They're under the mistaken impression it was down to the unscrupulous greed for power, and simple minded bigotry of the people who actually committed the genocide. Quick! Lock up Belgium!

I tell you it was hell in there.

No need. Britannia birthed me, sir, and Britannia is eternal.

You mean as in: "What do you serve here?" "Fat chunks who ask stupid questions?"

How appropriate: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/1288230.stm

This echoes my previous pleas to have walking frames and buggies replaced with power-loaders.

Points to Fenghuang there.

That sounds delicious. Mmmmm... fat chunks...

Ye daft bugger.

What if the crate was great?

But you don't think we should do anything to stop it? To be honest, yes. When children are involved I do wish to interfere. [Luke] There is still good in you, I feel it. [/Luke]

Well, you have a point there. I don't know the stats for the US but we have about 100,000 alcohol related deaths in the UK each year. *thinks* Totally random but why not have a 'responsible drinker' card that gets you money off booze? Not much, like 5%, but enough so you'd avoid doing anything that would get it revoked. Incidents get you points against your card like with driving.

Combat course?

But you don't think we should do anything to stop it?

Sorry, man, but you'll admit you were indulging in a lot of violent imagery there. You ever get the urge to just relax?