Walsingham

If the collective tries to moderate me I'll get Jean Luc Picard on its posterior. *thinks: I hope they don't discover I am also vulnerable to being slapped on the snout with a rolled up newspaper* I don't know why someone would be chased off. I thought it was fairly friendly.

Mkreku's just mad 'cause the Swedes wussed out of WW2.

The third - or 'NASA' - approach would be to put on a nappy and kidnap several members of staff, refusing to give them up until your changes were hardcoded into the game engine itself.

My money's on it being a Planescape Torment style exploration of the soul and morality of a savage hive-minded killing machine.

It's just a disaffected bunch of amoral utilitarians trying to invert the political landscape, leaving themselves up higher. So you'r saying that the business of axes etc is just their way of 'getting a head'?

I don't know. I've been trying to justify shipping some of the MST3K shows from Canada.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/6681795.stm Yet another story of a bunch of disaffected dingbats. Look like Mau Mau revivalists. Black magic and female genital mutilation. I'm starting to feel like everything is coming apart, as the civilised world worries more about its hair and b list celebrities than the fact that we're facing a decade of increasing overpopulation and economic instability, coupled to regressive ignorance and superstition. Is anyone else scared? Can we club together to buy a cabin somewhere and nail large pieces of crooked wood up against the doors and windows?

Those ones. I've found a legit copy of their music here. Please note that this is an adult link, and neither safe for work or frankly me.

Monster from the id, more like.

If there was ever a setting that screamed out for the tigerlillies then it's Planescape.

Well, since you chaps have launched into the downward spin immediately on starting play I'm entitled to play Capetown

You've either got a bug or low blood sugar caused by drinking.

No less than 4 bloody complaints today with bits of kit or services. Why are companies so rubbish? If my mob had done any of the things I've been complaining about there'd be thunder and lightning for weeks!

Ooh! Not particularly me, but no-one should be upset by having the Peter Gunn theme.

Aw nuts. We can't do that. I've lost the card. Anyway, you can still follow the link and get the shows. They're just differet ones. Come, people of the world! I paid my license fee and now invite you all to overburden the BBC servers as my guests!

I can't hear anything. Akbar: "It's a trap!"

Why not? It's a perfectly business appropriate suit. With exception of black tie, it's rarely a bad idea to go to a meeting overdressed. If you misguage it horribly you can always claim you have another meeting directly afterwards.

Yeuay! *Walsnigham shows evidence of a classical education by reacting to the picture with a shudder and reflexively brandishing a loaded bolter at the screen*

Don't accept any contracts from women carrying a plumber's toolbox.

OK, but I've only brought three balls, so keep to underhand lobs at half time.

I think you can be fairly certian that the officers responding won't be allowed to forget this one by their colleagues. What teh hell has happened to the old British tradition of policing where an officer would turn up and tick you off a bit then send you on your way?

I'm not really certain being a freelance gentlemen of the night would be that great.

In slow eights? Not bloody likely, mon amis. Don't forget this particularly good episode will only be around until the end of today.

Speaking of songs did anyone see that useless tart singing Abide With Me off a bloody ringbinder? Is it really too much to ask that you learn the words? I think it was a fething disgrace and she should have been chased off by a small fat man waving an alligator.

Ditto. Luckily I have absolutely no idea what that means.