Walsingham

I read a couple of halfway decent Planescape books recently. Hang on, I'll just go look up what they were. Yup... the 'Blood Wars' trilogy.

Hmmm... plenty of good ideas.

You've clearly never seen a mathematician trying to write a ten page essay. I have. It's the sort of thing you really need to do sitting in a deckchair with a pimms and lemonade. *remembers comment about his avatar, blushes incandescently and starts muttering* *remembers he's just been whacked on the snout and runs off* Arf arf arf arf arf

*hides inside dustbin*

It does have to be said that the Finns did rather take on the entire Soviet Army, and kicked the bejaysus out of them. Which has nothing to do with marriage. I hope.

It's seeing this sort of thing, like watching a major city from the window of an aeroplane, that makes me proud to be human.

Walsh, you are finally getting it. Why do you think that I am a tad isolationistic? When I was younger and a bit more idealistic I thought I could help turn the tide of the coming chaos but I couldn't. No one can. Only thing that can happen is the world to tear itself apart and if mankind survives the rendering I hope the survivors learn from the mistakes we, as a civilization, have made. I presume this was intentionally hilarious? I was merely venting the cowardly urge. A good night's sleep* and any Englishman worth his salt grips the corners of his outrageous moustache and sets his face against danger. I'm not seriously suggesting we quit. This the precise time when we can least afford to be selfish. *For a value of good that includes being woken at hourly intervals by rats

Me is trained in the art of descriptive ninjutsu.

To each other? Because I think people do tend to get married, and some of those people may have been members of this forum beforehand ... Of course he means they married each other, fethtrousers.

Cheap shot: You vote Republican?

Gentlemen... let's not make this all about Sand. You've not complimented me on my dancing yet.

If the collective tries to moderate me I'll get Jean Luc Picard on its posterior. *thinks: I hope they don't discover I am also vulnerable to being slapped on the snout with a rolled up newspaper* I don't know why someone would be chased off. I thought it was fairly friendly.

Mkreku's just mad 'cause the Swedes wussed out of WW2.

The third - or 'NASA' - approach would be to put on a nappy and kidnap several members of staff, refusing to give them up until your changes were hardcoded into the game engine itself.

My money's on it being a Planescape Torment style exploration of the soul and morality of a savage hive-minded killing machine.

It's just a disaffected bunch of amoral utilitarians trying to invert the political landscape, leaving themselves up higher. So you'r saying that the business of axes etc is just their way of 'getting a head'?

I don't know. I've been trying to justify shipping some of the MST3K shows from Canada.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/6681795.stm Yet another story of a bunch of disaffected dingbats. Look like Mau Mau revivalists. Black magic and female genital mutilation. I'm starting to feel like everything is coming apart, as the civilised world worries more about its hair and b list celebrities than the fact that we're facing a decade of increasing overpopulation and economic instability, coupled to regressive ignorance and superstition. Is anyone else scared? Can we club together to buy a cabin somewhere and nail large pieces of crooked wood up against the doors and windows?

Those ones. I've found a legit copy of their music here. Please note that this is an adult link, and neither safe for work or frankly me.

Monster from the id, more like.

If there was ever a setting that screamed out for the tigerlillies then it's Planescape.

Well, since you chaps have launched into the downward spin immediately on starting play I'm entitled to play Capetown

You've either got a bug or low blood sugar caused by drinking.

No less than 4 bloody complaints today with bits of kit or services. Why are companies so rubbish? If my mob had done any of the things I've been complaining about there'd be thunder and lightning for weeks!

Ooh! Not particularly me, but no-one should be upset by having the Peter Gunn theme.