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Walsingham

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  1. Wait... that thing in the centre... is that... mom?

  2. Credit is a difficult thing. I once worked as a loans granting/refusing monkey for one of Britain's big banks. People would go nuts if you didn't lend them money if they couldn't realistically pay it back, then go nuts if you DID lend it to them, and they eventually got threatening letters. My favourite comment ever, which I saw from the BBC public write in was "Banking has never worked and never will". Which actually takes 2nd place in my big list of dumb comments.
  3. *Eyes go very round, and jaw drops open*
  4. Whaaat? How do you propose that? A government sponsored buddy program? The world will always have square pegs trying to fit into round holes, humans are just too diverse. I dont think it would be possible to mandate friendship. Most importantly, who gets to be friends with Onur the Courageous?
  5. Worked from 0730 to 1930 yesterday. Got absolutely masses done. Feelingmuch more bullish since we had good results from my mothers last cancer screen. No new cancer in the last two months. She also beat back one or two tumors. Awesome. For my next trick I intend to make Sand Czar of all the Russias.
  6. That's the easy answer, but I would suggest it's overly simple. Africans are people, and in my experience are not much more 'savage' than you'll find in any country. That is, most 'savage' behaviour is carried out by a group or class of twits. The difference is only that unlike in Britain they aren't dressed in Burberry and aren't marginalised. They run the show because the non-twits are so badly organised. They are savages because they still believe in witchcraft and other similar pre-christian practices. We in the west have moved on and are more refined. We have nukes, systematic torture with the best equipments, we commit genocide in the name of ideologies that have been sprung by the brightest minds that the universities have offered. We have impaled 20000-40000 turks just to prove that they aren't welcomed in walachia, and had wars that lasted 100 years in the name of who has the right to sit in a special chair in a special place. They are simple and barbaric, since they are stuck in such ways that were abandoned thousands of years ago in the rest of the world. Get with the times. Wait, does that mean we're engaged?
  7. I miss thepixiesrock, even if he is still around sometimes. But what the hell has happend to Feng?
  8. I thought the point with Fox was that they took a Darwinian bastardy to tehir planning. They don't care if your show is weird, but they also don't care if its good. Ratings ratings ratings.
  9. That seems reasonable.
  10. Don't get me wrong. Timothy Dalton was a great Bond. But the script in Licence to Killis total trash.
  11. That's an interesting point, Muso, and of course a lot of people with mental issues are those low earning guys age 18-23. In fact, self-financed mental healthcare is almost a contradiction in terms. The more issues you have the less likely you are to be able to afford it.
  12. My first game was Manic Miner.
  13. Baley was fun.
  14. That's the easy answer, but I would suggest it's overly simple. Africans are people, and in my experience are not much more 'savage' than you'll find in any country. That is, most 'savage' behaviour is carried out by a group or class of twits. The difference is only that unlike in Britain they aren't dressed in Burberry and aren't marginalised. They run the show because the non-twits are so badly organised.
  15. I think it's about more than just muthi. If words goes around that X is rich enough and weird enough to use an albino in a ceremony to cement their power, then the ceremony has worked... No supernatural factors required.
  16. There was a mass stabbing, preceded by a car crashing rampage. Similarly, 9 Israeli soldiers were injured when a man ran them over. IMO however unlikely you think helping people mentally is, trying to ban 'weapons' is a waste of time. Anything is a weapon *picks up and hefts Hades menacingly* if you know how to apply it.
  17. Spent most of the last two days in the dentists chair. My choppers are now gleaming, and ready to go. I intend to spend the next week eating biltong and raw granola. Grararanaw.
  18. I don't know... I normally only trust information on zombies when I get it from a video on youtube, showing some shaky handycam footage and an American student. ALERT: I found what I believe is footage of two Swedes with the virus... http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7636577.stm
  19. Meta was hijacked by Real Life. I doubt he'll be back. Can't reveal more, sorry.
  20. I suppose it was bound to happen. Just as people in the UK began to admit that Little Britain actually isn't funny, it moves. Like a storm of killer locusts. So now you poor bastards will have to put up with 50 bajillion skjetches all based around one pathetic joke, and one pathetic character. There's a man! He walks into newsagents to buy a packet of crisps! But... he's wearing a woman's handbag! Bwahahahahaha! I don't think so.
  21. Yeah, but this is Bond. Somehow, Bond's producers have always been fairly smart about developing the series. Licence to Kill.
  22. I've got a bad feeling about Quantum. Hollywood craps all over anything remotely like a sequel. I think the problem is that the talentless producer slugs always rely on audience reports. Imagine they do the same with a soup, instead of a film. Someone mentions that they liked the croutons, and the next time a soup is made it's about 25% croutons. Another person mentions basil, and you've now got a soiup which is almost entirely basil and croutons. Not only is this an assault on the taste buds, but they have probably left out anything the public are too stupid to notice, but which they really liked.
  23. Yup. That's the stuff. It's also the stuff in napalm which makes it burn better. Side-note: What happens to all the carrion in a zombie outbreak?
  24. Meh, women want a partner who is unthreatening, periodically. Just like guys occasionally want a bimbo. Women like the notion of a guy who only fancies them who will be easy to keep.
  25. A spiritually positive note from Architect, but I don't know... In this case I doubt the people he shot were the morons. This foool had been planning the attack for six years, so the BBC have said. I call him the moron. Having siad that, people are inextricably social, so I totally disagree with Volo. People don't hit 18 years old having been unaffected by people around them. Unless they're feral children, like in that film.
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