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    Sikh question

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    I have a question for anyone on the forum who is sikh concerning the kirpan. I'm asking here because it may be a bit daft and I'd rather work out my ignorance in absentia, so to speak.

    Are you sure?

     

    Because I think you forgot to ask your question. :p

    Mass Effect 2 Discussion

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    ^And to rub the salt into the wounds, he shares his emo-trip secret with Yeoman Kelly Chambers. As if she's really been through a lot. Getting bubble-ified is no where as bad as dying, mkay? Besides, I'm supposed to boink her - she's my secretary! St00pid Secretary Kelly and her goddamn alien fetish. :p

    Mass Effect 2 Discussion

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    Is it even possible to not recruit Jack? She's absolute scum as far as I'm concerned and deserves to rot on the prison ship where she belongs.

     

    NB: My opinion of her may be heavily biased since she had nothing to say to me for the last half of my first playthrough except "F*ck Off!". :p

    Inventor Unveils $7000 Talking Sex Robot

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    There is one other thing about that robot that just makes me go eeww, when you are done with it you have to clean it out...eeww.

     

    Surely you just buy two? Have them clean each other. :p

    Or wait for the Phillips/Norelco* self-cleaning model which you can use in the shower.

     

    *You have to admit it's getting better. It's getting better all the time!

    Inventor Unveils $7000 Talking Sex Robot

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    From what I've read in some articles these robot dolls have been around for some time, and are popular among rich kid circles in college... They used to cost exorbitant sums to rent, and I'd hazard a guess that child versions have also been available albeit only among "people who know people".

    You didn't hear it from me, but you can get one from Hades One.

    Mass Effect 2 Discussion

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    Anything but. Tali's probably the most mentally balanced chick in ME universe.

    Maybe if she weren't still butthurt about the Geth. The Quarians are the Dalish Elves of Mass Effect.

     

    The krogans got hit much harder with the genophage, and instead of complaining they actually try to do something, i.e. kill as many scalies/Turians as possible.

    I always thought of Quarries as the Humans from Battlestar Galactica.

     

    And Krogans deserved to be sterilized. They're like Klingons on viagra.

    Mass Effect 2 Discussion

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    Well, Tali takes the crown for drama queen. Even more than in ME1.

    Anything but. Tali's probably the most mentally balanced chick in ME universe.

     

    I only wish we could take 3 party members with us. Having Mordin, Garrus, & Tali would make for supremely hilarious dialogues, and supremely technical ownage.

    Mass Effect 2 Discussion

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    On another note, while Thane is the second most awesome character in the game (after Garrus), the romance isn't very well done. My FemShep was having a perfectly normal conversation with him, and suddenly an option "I want you, Thane" appeared out of thin air. Pretty hilarious.

    Thane's just another emo drama-queen.

     

    Mordin, Garrus, and Tali are my favorite ME2 characters. The latter two being my favorite ME1 characters as well.

    Mass Effect 2 Discussion

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    I don't like what they did to Tali. Why did she have to come with Combat Drone instead of Overload? That stupid orb usually floats for about 5 seconds before it gets destroyed.

    Because there's none faster than Chikktika vas Paus!

    Fastpaws.

    Although your referential powers amaze me, good sir, I'm afraid the Quarians will disagree with your naming conventions.

    Mass Effect 2 Discussion

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    I find I'm using the Sniper rifle 75% of the time. Combined with Adrenaline Rush, everything gets murdered. The rest of the time I was using the Vindicator battle rifle - also deadly accurate, even on long range. That's why the Revenant is a disappointment. Maybe I'll have to buy that accuracy upgrade on Tuchanka for it.

    Preaching to the choir brother. :thumbsup: Not to disappoint you, but the vindicator is the most accurate rifle.

    BTW anyone knows when the expansion is coming?

    Does the Vindicator do more damage than the Collector Assault Rifle?

     

    If the stats I found were correct, the Vindicator does about twice as much damage per bullet than the Collector Rifle does.

     

    Hell Kitty:

    In the room with Tali on her recruitment mission. Should be sitting on the floor by one of the dead Geth. Only available on Hardcore and higher IIRC.

     

    The problem with the Vindicator is it has almost no ammo. I prefer having a full auto, slightly less powerful rifle simply because it means I won't run out of ammo and have to risk running out to get the heat sinks. You just can't do that when playing on Insanity.

    Collector Assault Rifle works best IMO. Just point, and hold down the trigger. They'll be dead in a jify. No need to worry about bursting, clip size, accuracy, recoil, etc.

    Mass Effect 2 Discussion

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    I find I'm using the Sniper rifle 75% of the time. Combined with Adrenaline Rush, everything gets murdered. The rest of the time I was using the Vindicator battle rifle - also deadly accurate, even on long range. That's why the Revenant is a disappointment. Maybe I'll have to buy that accuracy upgrade on Tuchanka for it.

    Preaching to the choir brother. :thumbsup: Not to disappoint you, but the vindicator is the most accurate rifle.

    BTW anyone knows when the expansion is coming?

    Does the Vindicator do more damage than the Collector Assault Rifle?

    Avram Grant's wife reacts to Husband's brothel visit

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    I didn't call her to confess about getting a boner, I called her because I needed someone to talk to after a very uncomfortable situation.

     

    Hurlshot: "I got a boner."

    Wife: "...what?"

    Hurlshot: "I got a boner and some chick asked 60$ to take care of it."

    Wife: "What?!"

    Hurlshot: "Yeah, I thought it was outrageus too. I mean, why should I pay some other woman to take care my boner when it

    Mass Effect 2 Discussion

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    Honestly I think that infiltrator might actually be one of the better classes this game due to the incinerate ability and it's sheer power. A tracking power that wipes out armor? yes please! (when I was running around at the end I was killing harbinger avatars or with two sniper bullets and an incin)

    Hey Calax, what difficulty were you playing at? Also, what rifle were you using?

    Mass Effect 2 Discussion

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    Does anyone have a video/screenshot of this infamous split-second glimpse I keep hearing about? It sounds like it probably just a bug, no?

     

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ioslNR0WiI

     

    Between 1:47 and 1:50.

    0_o

     

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    RE mining: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9cdUsHa4qc#t=4m07s

     

    Funny how a nearly 20 year old game can have a better gameplay solution for the same design idea...

    Ah, the grand-daddy of all space games. :lol:

    Avram Grant's wife reacts to Husband's brothel visit

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    I'm impressed he told his wife.

    Same here, since that was the worst possible thing he could do.

     

    Honesty not a priority in your image of a relationship?

    Men needing to spill their guts to women is pure brainwashing perpetuated by Oprah & The Feministas. Hurly telling his wife that he nearly boinked some Thai-Chi might be the "honest" thing to do, but is sure as hell isn't going to increase his wife's romantic attraction to him. If anything it'll hurt his cause: Firstly, revealing this Charlie Chaplan escapade might be funny to us, but it'll reveal incompetence to her. Women don't find that sexy. Secondly, Hurly's wife might put on a happy face and call the cops, but doubt slowly and surely always finds its way to the back of a women's brain when another kitten gets/almost gets her paws on her man. If she doesn't fully trust Hurly, then she won't fully love Hurly. Women aren't rationale like us guys. It doesn't matter that he didn't cheat. His candor in revealing his erotic encounter is enough to plant the seed of doubt. Thirdly, women have memories like elephants. It won't surprise me if 5 years from now, Hurly's wife brings up in an argument his "delay" in leaving the massage parlor/whorehouse immediately. In her mind, at best it shows Hurly's lack of confidence. At worst she'll think it disloyalty. Either way, her interest will drop. Why risk it it? Keeping her interest in Hurly stratosphere high is what makes her and keeps her in love with him. Spilling the beans doesn't.

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