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    Life is a bitch

    in Way Off-Topic

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    You have my sympathies, Morgy.

     

    Sometimes life has us stuck between a rock and a hard place. It's almost like one can't catch a break. You think everything's arlight, and then *BAM* life hits you stone-cold in the face. :skeptical:

    Voiced PC in RPG's

    in Developers' Corner

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    Half the stuff Shepard says in the game are wtice as cool because they are voiced.

    True, but the original stuff Shepard says is cool because Shepard is cool. Therefore, given that his cool-factor is doubled through voicing, his lines are cool-squared or cool

    I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite thread on Obsidian

    in Computer and Console

    Posted

    Just stumbled upon this website: http://www.masseffect2faces.com

     

    It's awesome. Essentially, it's a database of of people's creation code ID thingys for your Shep's face. Best one's I've found so far:

     

    Gillian Anderson

     

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    Liv Tyler

     

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    Milla Jovovich

     

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    Michael Jackson :lol:

     

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    Vin Diesel

     

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    And the best for last: President Barack Obama

     

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    I'm starting a new character just for this. Vote SPECTRE Barack for Galactic President!

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    ^Even though Barack is awesome, he cannot compete with Abe Lincoln, back from the dead, emancipating humans from collectors!

     

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    I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite thread on Obsidian

    in Computer and Console

    Posted

    You can only use it to charge at bogies. And because its damage is zip, you're just offering your head on a platter. Unless, I'm doing it wrong...
    Charge damage is negligible. You only use it to get in their faces and land headshots with the bullet time bonus of Heavy Charge. And, um, to replenish your shields after you get hit by return fire from the (now dead) victim's friends.

    Use it to replenish shields? That could be useful since Fortification/Barrier/Geth Shield Boost have about a 10 billion second cooldown time. Do any of the shield powers stack with charge? Also, what's the general strategy with biotics for the vanguards?

    I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite thread on Obsidian

    in Computer and Console

    Posted

    Turian_without_armor.jpg

     

    Got a look at this on the ME Wiki... and now I can't stand looking at Garrus. This is one sex scene that should simply not be animated.

     

    EDIT: Also, if Bioware wanted to make a more "alien" race, they could have just gone with something gigantic yet sentient and definitely no humanoid.

     

     

    No quarians, sorry, but I really hope they look more like this:

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    Also here's a salarian for your viewing pleasure.

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    Also, apparently Elcors are powerful and large enough to carry weapons used on Alliance military vehicles. Now *that* is something I want to see in Mass Effect 3. Blasto the Hanar can go cry in a corner - an Elcor Spectre would just keep a tank cannon on him, much more badass.

     

     

    An Asari should be posted to compensate for this horror.

     

    Or maybe a Krogan.

    Forget Asari.

     

    ♫ All you need is Tali ♫

     

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    ;(:wub: :wub:

    I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite thread on Obsidian

    in Computer and Console

    Posted

    Nepenthe's probably on the money concerning Harbinger. He's gotta be a reaper (Harbinger, not Nepenthe...actually maybe both :thumbsup: ).

     

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    1) Is Aria the same ninja Asari chick Wrex talked about in ME1? You know, where they pretty much tore up a whole space station trying to kill each other?

    2) Remember that planet scan back in ME1 that revealed a dead reaper? Is that related to the derelict reaper in ME2?

    1) That was Aleena.

    2) ? You mean the Odd Skull?

    1) Is it possible this Aleena is Aria? Krogans are st00pid you know. Maybe Wrex just mixed up the names.

     

    2) From ME1:

     

    Klendagon

    Klendagon is an arid terrestrial, slightly larger than Earth, but with a lower density that reflects its relative lack of heavier elements. The crust is composed of tin and aluminum, with wide deserts of dust-fine sand that are easily stirred by the wind.

     

    Klendagon's most striking feature is, of course, the Great Rift valley that stretches across the southern hemisphere. What is most fascinating about the Rift is that it does not appear to be natural. The geological record suggests it is the result of a "glancing blow" by a mass accelerator round of unimaginable destructive power. This occurred some thirty-seven million years ago.

     

    Now I'm guessing this Great Rift Valley is the mass accelerator trench crater thingy TIM was talking about during the Reaper IFF mission in ME2. As for the the target itself...

     

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    Leviathan of Dis

    The 'Leviathan of Dis' is the name given to a gigantic corpse discovered in a crater on Jartar in 2163. It is believed to be the remains of a genetically engineered starship and its age was originally placed at nearly a billion years old.

     

    However there was little time to study it. Not long after its discovery by a batarian survey team, a batarian dreadnought visited the Dis system, after which the Leviathan mysteriously disappeared. The batarians have since strenuously denied that the Leviathan existed at all. They become even more vocal when showed documentation of the Leviathan by salarian researchers before its disappearance.

     

    Could this be the derelict reaper?

    I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite thread on Obsidian

    in Computer and Console

    Posted

    But: Explosions > Sex

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    Are you feeling alright today?

    I guess not. :(

     

     

    ...for instance shortly after First Contact the newbie race of humanity managed to fight off the Turians (a species that had been travelling the galaxy for thousands of years) right off the bat. That doesn't really make sense.

    Think about it.

     

    Salarians are good at science.

    Turians are good at discipline.

    Asari are good at sex.

    And Humans are good at blowing s*** up.

     

    But: Explosions > Sex > Science > Following Orders

     

    Therefore: Humans > Asari > Salarians > Turians

     

    Thus, because: Humans >>> Turians, Humans Pr4wn Turians. :thumbsup:

    But if turians follow humans (Garrus) then Explosions > Following Orders (more explosions or -depending on situation, for better or worse- more Sex)

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    Also two things:

     

    1) Is Aria the same ninja Asari chick Wrex talked about in ME1? You know, where they pretty much tore up a whole space station trying to kill each other?

    2) Remember that planet scan back in ME1 that revealed a dead reaper? Is that related to the derelict reaper in ME2?

    I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite thread on Obsidian

    in Computer and Console

    Posted

    ...for instance shortly after First Contact the newbie race of humanity managed to fight off the Turians (a species that had been travelling the galaxy for thousands of years) right off the bat. That doesn't really make sense.

    Think about it.

     

    Salarians are good at science.

    Turians are good at discipline.

    Asari are good at sex.

    And Humans are good at blowing s*** up.

     

    But: Explosions > Sex > Science > Following Orders

     

    Therefore: Humans > Asari > Salarians > Turians

     

    Thus, because: Humans >>> Turians, Humans Pr4wn Turians. :thumbsup:

    I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite thread on Obsidian

    in Computer and Console

    Posted

    Just like the PS3.

     

    lulz

    I sold this POS alreay.

     

    From now on, I'll stay clean.

     

    From now on, I'm a zealot of the pure PC master race!

    Ah, I knew you'd see the light. Who can resist 2560 x 1600 frame buffer b00bie effects in AAA?

     

    This guy, that's who:

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    Did anyone pick this jerk for their game? I'm curious how it plays out, but even contemplating choosing this guy make me feel dirtier than a Salarian drinking shots out of an Asari's stripper's belly button.

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