Three men; a Scouser, a Scot, and a Rasta are all in the maternity ward waiting for their partners to give birth. The midwife comes out and tells them congratulations & they're all fathers of beautiful healthy boys. However, unfortunately they've run out of the name tags, and the babies have been mixed up - so if they'd have to go in and identify their sons for any family resemblances etc. The Scot wants to go first, so in he goes and comes out with a black baby. The Rasta looks a bit confused, "excuse me maan", he says, "but don't you think he's likely to be mine?" "Aye", says the Scot, "but one of them in there's a scouser, and I'm takin' no chances !!!!!" ^_^