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Surely you mean Wak / Wark!

Aww - poor baby. We made you wait, what, 9 minutes for a response. And twin sabers offer the most improvement as they effectively have double the possible upgrades.

Agenzia Giornalistica Italia, Ottobre 1, 1902 Archduke Aishur Shot Dead! by Luigi the Chef Mayham and destruction besieged the remnants of the Ottomon forces, and an empire toppled. In a last gasp attempt to flee the humiliation at Greece, the now deceased Archduke tried his earnest to escape the inevitable slaughter - but to no avail. Italian forces persued Archduke Aishur tirelesslously until one Italian covert operative was able to penetrate the Archduke's inner circle. The Italian commando - codenamed "Snake" - then proceeded to gun him down shamlessly along with his pregnant wife. Italian infantly later encicled the area killing or capturing the remaining Ottoman insurgents. "At last Archduke Aishur's moustache toting reign of terror is at at end," stated Lord Jaguar. "The former tyrannical regime of Austria-Hungary shall hence forth be known as Russko-Italia; where vodka-linguine will hold dominion over all." The captured prisoners are scheduled to be transported to Kaiser Kaftan's infamous concentration camps.

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Surely, Adorable Bunnies can't be bad... ALSO: Okay, I'm guessing that's an ASCII bird, but what's that's thing at the bottom? EDIT: Gah! Nevermind!

Who needs cod and haddock when you can choose from scrumptious Selkath and Mon Calimari? :D

Tell me - what chipset does your cerebral cortex utilize: ATI or nVidia? ^_^

Silly Kaft...it's all about noses.

If by "something" you mean "as opposed to nothing", then very likely. Or one would hope to say the least.

I clicked on the link...and there was no picture - but links to the pictures! Don't you know what that means?! Links to linked pictures...good god man, I'm afraid to look. Someone tell me it's safe. :'( === Also: On the subject of eye-swapping, if it's going to be done, it should be done how it is in Minority Report - that is, in some illegal grungy backwater ratlab of a clinic. :D

So let me get this straight - half the players have gone AWOL?

Then how do you explain the "ass pop" in the other thread, hmm?

You slackers are forgetting the most important event... ...the lesbian vamp orgy! :D

Damn Meta - you've been spending way too much time on rotten.com.

And guess what Mets? After recovering from his rectal injury, he made quite the awe-inspiring comeback performance. "

*sighs* If you insist: " I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO!!! Would you like to see my portfolio? BUNGHOLIOOOOoooooOOOOO!!! AY! Are you threatning me? I need TP for my bunghole!"

Not a word per say, but annoying and repetitive nevertheless (from K1): Kaaaaahhh, chi-coo eedha indongya, yay-kay-kun nobah moolay-rah chi-choo. Staybo-bono nah ala doonk-a-boo boonk-alay.

But how do you pull off the flying part?

I try to dance like Brenty. ^_^

Laozi should be back anyday now.

GOLD

Translation: :D

Bukkake? (w00t)

A cooking thread? We haven't had that before. Good God man - gamers don't "cook"...unless you call pushing microwave buttons cooking. :D