If Jim's going to do that, he should consider getting a part time job delivering for Papa John's in his Geo Storm. You would call and ask for an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce, and Jim would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you?" Then he'd tell you the specials, and then you would make your order, "So that's an X-Large, Surrep? What toppings do you want?"