Baley

On the note society hasn't put a burden of shame on introverts? Or perhaps you come from a planet where being a loner isn't looked down upon? Pray tell, by all means. Frankly, i'm not sure how can you call that pretentious if it rings true to the experience of the author as well as that of others, myself included. Who gives a **** if it's sounds arrogant? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> pre

I meant your essay.

Post it!

How fun! Internet solicitude, I never thought we'd come face to face.

Unfortunately, I have dwelled in the land of nihilism for too long a time, I no longer believe in the glass' existence. It's sad.

Saul Williams - 1987 http://forums.obsidianent.com/index.php?sh...60entry604060 Currently, my favourite song.

Saul Williams - 1987 Acid-wash Guess with the leather patches Sportin' the white Diadoras with the hoodie that matches I'm wearing two Swatches and a small Gucci pouch I could have worn the Lugi but I left it in the house Now, my **** Duce and Wayne got gold plates with their names With the skyline on it with the box link chain I'm wearing my frames They match my gear with their tint And you know Lagerfields is the scent Now, my **** Rafael just got his jeep out the shop Mint green sidekick, custom-made rag top "Strictly Business" is the album that we play "You're A Customer"; the pick of the day Now there's a **** on the block, never seen him before Selling incence and oil, my man thinks that he's the law But why on earth would this be on their agenda? As he slowly approaches the window.. "Uh, uh, I've seen you before, I've been you and more I was the one bearing the pitcher of water I rent the large upper room Furnished with tidings of your doom Or pleasure, whichever feathers[?] decree." Yo Ralph is he talking to me? "No I'm talking to the sea son's resurrected I'm the solstice of the day I bring news from the blues of the Caspian" My man laughs, he's one them crazy mother****ers Turn the music back up - 'cause I'm the E-Double' "Wait, but but but but I know the volume of the sea And sound waves as I will Will you allow me to be at your service?" My man Ralph is nervous. He believes That this strange tounge deceives And maybe he's been informed that He's pushing gats hidden in the back, beneath the floor mats Come on Jack, we don't have time For your bull**** or playin A'salaam a something' or another "Wait isn't Juanita your mother? I told you I know you, now grant me a moment" At the gates of Atlantis we stand Ours is the blood that flowed from the palms of his hands on the plow till earth till I'm now Moon cycles revisited, womb fruit of the sun Full moon of occasions wave the wolves where they run And they run towards the light casting love on the winds As is the science of the aroma of sleeping women Lost in his eyes they soon reflect my friend's are grinning But I'm a pupil of his sight The wheels are spinning Yo I'll see ya'll later on tonight In the beginning her tears where the long awaited rains Of a parched Somali village Red dusted children danced shadows In the newfound mound of mascara that eclipsed her face Reflected in the smogged glass of carlos east street bodega Learning to love, she had forgotten to cry Seldom hearing the distant thunder in her lovers ambivalent sighs He was not honest She was not sure A great grandmother Had sacrificed the family's clarity for God in the late 1800's Nonetheless she had allowed him to mispronounce her name Which had eventually led to her misinterpreating her own dreams And later doubting them But The night was young She the firstborn daughter of water faced darkness and smiled Took mystery as her lover And raised light as her child Man that **** was wild you should have seen how they ran She woke up in an alley with a gun in her hand Tupac in lotus form Ennis'[?] blood on his hands She woke up on a vessel The land behind her The sun within her Water beneath her Mushed corn for dinner Or was it breakfast Her stomach turned as if a compass She prayed towards east and lay there breathless They threw her overboard for dead She swam silently and fled Into the blue sea La soh fa mi, re do, si The seventh octave I don't mean to confuse you Many of us have been taught to sing And so we practice scales Many of us were born singing And thus were born with scales Mermaids, cooks, and fieldhands Sang a nightsong by the forest And the ocean was the chorus In Atlantis where they sang Those thrown overboard had overheard The mystery of the undertow And understood that down below There would be no more chains They surrendered breath and name And survived countless as rain I'm the weather man The clouds say storm is coming A white buffalo was born Already running And if you listen very close You'll hear a humming Beneath the surface of our purpose lies Rumors of ancient man Dressed in cloud face minstrels in the sky The moon's my mammy The storm holds my eye Dressed in westerlies [?] Robed by robes ol' man river knows my name And the reason you were born Is the reason That I came Then she looks me in the face And her eyes get weak Pulse rate descends, hearts rate increase Emcees look me in the face and their eyes get weak Pulse rates descends hearts rate increase It's like "beam me up, Scottie", I control your body I'm as deadly as AIDS when it's time to rock a party We all rocked fades, fresh faded in ladidadi - and when we rock the mic Ignore the feminine side - we rock the mic I presented my feminine side with flowers She cut the stems and placed them gently down my throat And these two lips might soon eclipse your brightest hopes

Guess.

Gabbs.

I'm probably more pitifully introverted than you folks, but I choose to not glorify my failings.

Pretentious rubbish

Inspectah Deck's Uncontrolled Substance and Raekwon's Only Built For Cuban Linx are also pretty damn good. And who can hate the Ol' Dirty Bastard? Ol' Dirty Bastard - Harlem World Igor Stravinsky - The Princesses Play with the Golden Apples

GZA - Living In The World Today Heads roll on hillsides behind ropes that bind-in, X marks the spot on the scope Heavily armed military is necessary, it's a gamble MC's bet they best at every Powerful parable ditties might harm if tampered with, set off and strike like pipe bombs Flashbacks to the Duel of the Iron Mic Look out for these fatal flying spikes, of massive sleep-holds, put strangle on commercial angle Microphone cords tangled from being Star Spangled Now who could ever say they heard of this?

Don't understand what you had to "get" about it, it was pretty straightforward. Fancy graphics and pretentious use of Baudelaire, what's not to like? Rappelez-vous l'objet que nous v

Nice attempt, but it was actually a reference to one of the greatest online comics: Now this might be a reference to a partial reference and you might be partially correct and throughly confused. All is fine, I am a nerd. http://mysite.verizon.net/fanboyprime/

Just the main ones, I guess. Various bands lead by: Art Blakey Charles Mingus Charlie Parker Coleman Hawkins Cout Basie Duke Ellington Herbie Han**** Jackie McLean John Coltrane John Zorn Miles Davis Ornette Coleman Sun Ra Thelonious Monk 16 Horsepower Atheist Bad Brains Black Flag Brujeria Can Captain Beefheart And The Magic Band Creedence Clearwater Revival Cynic Dead Can Dance Dredg Electric Wizard Ephel Duath Faith No More Fantomas Fu Manchu Fugazi Hemophiliac Godspeed You! Black Emperor Gordian Knot Kyuss Lovage The Melvins Minor Threat The Minutemen Mogwai Mr. Bungle Mudhoney Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds Nomeansno Pixies Primus Public Enemy Run DMC Sleep The Stooges Subhumans The Band Tomahawk Turbonegro The Velvet Underground Wu-Tang Clan

All Campaigns Belong To Baley! ) * *Obscure reference? Shut it.

Yeah, I can't listen to Kansas either because they ****ing suck. Primus - Fisticuffs Killdozer - Lupus 16 Horsepower - Alone and Forsaken Johnny Cash - Sunday Morning Coming Down

Hemophiliac (John Zorn, Mike Patton, Ikue Mori) - Gotu Kola

Pig Destroyer - Prowler In The Yard 1. Jennifer Jennifer wrestled her friend playfully to the ground infront of the snowcone stand and began licking at the girls eyeballs, as if they were sugar cubes. Their bodies convulsed and flailed with an almost seizure like intensity. At times their pale limbs seeming to shift back and forth from one torso to the other. A crowd gathered almost immediately to watch these two girls tie and untie their bodies like a pair of pit-vipers. They were confused, or concerned, or shocked, or aroused, or all of the above. But no-one dared interfere with the performance. Jennifer's long ashen hair hung down concealing the girls face like a curtain around a hospital bed. No one had any idea that the girls eyes were revolving under her ruby tongue. "This is disgusting, it's pornography" exclaimed a pasty **** white woman in a fur coat, vanilla ice-cream smeared across her double chin like a money shot. Counting a balding professor type in his mid-forties, his left hand stuffed crassly down the front of his pants "No, no, no. This is beautiful, this is art." 2. Cheerleader Corpses **** tastes like gunmetal she said smiling, the arms of boys drowning in fire reaching for the rungs of my rib cage. These pills I take in the witching hour. I imagine I am swallowing you. 3. Scatology Homework They heckle the gunshy assassin. Led away in shame. The chameleon is my favorite animal. I learned that boys in dresses are ok on the last day of school. There was a rainbow like a halo over the world. 4. Trojan Whore Half in darkness she stands in a dress of shrapnel, smoke and torn flags. Dragging off cigarettes of human skin. Eyes like cracked eggshells empty as life. Her index fingers drip mothers milk like hypodermic needles. She stumbles through my veins high on ash and dry **** fiending for love. 5. Ghost Of A Bullet Fingerprints on my eyes like ten tiny maps to heaven. Or ten rogue angels torching the house of god. I fell something pressing against my kidneys. Maybe a pair of wings. Maybe the ghost of a bullet. 6. Heart and Crossbones Stitched together into this beautiful monster animated by starlight. Pose like a fashion corpse and shed your denim skin my love. It is just a skull full of chlorine in the septic tank. 7. Strangled With A Halo Religion in the corner of my eye. A peeping tom and a hole in the sky. The last stall on the left as our makeshift confession booth. Your parents will never know. Stalked by child's nightmare. The promise of serpents in the tall grass. Mother I've been raped in the shadow of a watchtower. 8. Intimate Slavery Happy birthday you broken child. Of the barbed ribs and the poison heart. I would show you the view of life from the floor but the knees are as far as you go. I give you exhibit A. A country girl bludgeoned with an elephant tusk. I give you everything I have wrapped in a shy kiss for you to use once and then destroy. 9. Mapplethorpe Grey Androgynous we are. Ancient statues deformed in desert winds. Dead children play in mapplethorpe grey. Midnight orgies at the school for the blind. Learn to feel all over again. My name is anonymous. I taste like everyone. Medication blurs the last five percent. 10. Evacuating Heaven Certain things fascinate me. First I went blind and then the sun went out. The way you hold a match so steady. How heaven is collapsing under so much joy. 11. Tickets To The Car Crash Lovely body twisted into code. Sayign something profound I'm sure. She went off like a living firework. Trauma is sexy. 12. Naked Trees Once colorful dreams now swing like dead paratroops from the naked trees. Your sky lips and snow skin are sugar for the carrion perched high atop the naked trees. A flower on the bed of brittle leaves. A mass grave of tiny angels fallen from the heavens from the naked trees. Rot beautiful creature all lifeless and serene. A patch of scorched earth. Naked beneath the naked trees. 13. Sheet Metal Girl I sneak a sniff of her live wire hair. It is bright red with random sparks. My bionic sister teaches me inhumanity. Parting her silver thighs and making love obsolete. 14. Preacher Crawling I dream sometimes of a brother in red. The first unborn. Perhaps the son of god aborted and tossed and a garbage bag. Life is black comedy. Slapstick and vulgarity. Unworthy of the name. I still remember where mine went so wrong. My last night in sodom and my first morning in hell. 15. Pornographic Memory An entire year of you in a single speck of blood. The gun smiles your smile and the razor whispers your name. They are just frigid hands from the other side of the world leading me into winter. 16. Murder Blossom Dyed red hair, a forest green dress and a pair of kitchen knives, it was the last time I ever saw a rose. 17. Body Scout My skin has atrophied. It has been so long since the last touch. The maggots play their dead instruments for me. Devour in the key of E. Like a symphony of throats and piano wire. Like explosions in space and prostitutes of fire. 18. Snuff Film At Eleven This is an advertisement for the skin machine. Paid for by the people that supply the lash for these pointless acts of self-flaggellation. The vultures are made up like mockingbirds and they're circling. It is very important I make for a thin chalk outline. 19. Hyperviolet Traced in a wet sand her name in perfect cursive. A love letter to the crescent moon. By tommorrow it will be gone I told her. There is no tommorrow she said. I can feel her in a bikini of coiled snakes dancing into the hiss of the wind. Postcards from a paradise in flames. She used to be so right. So right about everything. 20. Starbelly Dear everything. Today I witnessed a crucifixion in pink and lavender and gold. I've heard people say that beauty is in details, but I don't think they have ever seen you. There were mortal wounds inflicted on the sky and incrminating blue stains on my shirt. The shirt you bought for me. Christ it hurts. Like stars in my belly going supernova. I feel like a zombie that refuses to live. Haunting the junkyards and cutting myself on scraps of you. The other day I masturbated to pictures of you at your birthday party. They were the only ones I still had. It felt so wrong, just like my life. I hope I'm dead by the time you read this. I love you. 21. Junkyard God My knuckles are bleeding on your front door and these flowers are wilting in the rain. They were for you and now they are for no one. They are irrelevant as mercenaries in times of peace. They are smoke twisting off the lips of a movie star. Here is a boy with paper skin who longs to touch the girl of broken glass. She loves it when he wears his skin like that. In tatters. 22. Piss Angel Everyone quickly hushed up and took a step back as Jenifer rose and stood over the girl, examining her handiwork. Her heart layed motionless beneath her, seemingly dead. Her eyesockets dry and empty. Her heels and elbows sprayed and bloodied. Some on-lookers gasped in horror. Some swooned and fainted melodramatically. Most just stared in disbelief. Jennifer reached down between her thighs and pulled the crotch of her bathing suit to the side - exposing her vagina. The other girl slowly sat up and began sliding her fingers into Jennifer. A few minutes later, her wrists were in, then her elbows. Eventually she would completely disappear into her womb. Jennifer tilted her head to the side curiously. She heard the sound of a rickety-wooden roller-coaster in the distance. It's passengers screaming in mob terror. She knew that sooner or later they would realize that the ride wasn't stopping and they were all going to die. I see you headless with me caressing your neck. My personal nightfall. An eclipse of the sunflowers. I feel so invisible. So Unkown. Coffin of dust. An illegible Tombstone. They finally buried the gravedigger in the sky. I just need to shower in your amber and bathe in your earth. http://www.darklyrics.com/lyrics/pigdestro...ntheyard.html#1

Can't, Easter reunion, but you can use Errol, under certain conditions, namely: - He doesn't die. - He isn't seriously injured, beyond recovery of limbs, etc. - He doesn't get raped. - He remains wholly bisexual. - He gets to ride on the funky camel! )

Oldblivion

Enjoy your stay. -MGCJerry (20) Daniel (enter): 22:42 (20) Daniel: Hello (25) Deraldin (enter): 22:44 (20) Daniel: I've just changed your status to player. (25) Deraldin: It works (20) Daniel: I see you're scheming. Very nice (25) Deraldin: Oh yes. I scheme a lot. (25) Angi-zorrl: Mostly as my alter ego, Angi-zorrl (20) Daniel: So, who's no name? (25) Deraldin: Baley? (25) Deraldin: He was the one that mentioned the password on the forums. (20) Daniel: you can change your name by clicking OpenRPG, clicking settings in the Menu, clicking on the chat tab, and then Entering your name in the field to the right of "player." (25) Deraldin: or you can just type in "/name _____" (20) Daniel: hahaha (25) Deraldin: without the quotes of course. (20) Daniel: okay, that's even better (20) Danielito: Hey, it works (25) Deraldin: You doubted me? :-p (23) Dhothlar (enter): 22:48 (23) Dhothlar: mwahahahahaha ** (25) Deraldin has a group that plays every wednesday. ** (20) Danielito: Dammit, Deraldin, why didn't you say so. We could just join your group. (23) Dhothlar: deraldin thinks he's too good for us (25) Deraldin: Heh, we play at 10pm EST (20) Danielito: Yeah, that would be 1am for me. (23) Dhothlar: no, it would be 7pm (25) Deraldin: Yeah... (20) Great_Dandini: oh, yeah. Hmm, I could play at 7pm on Wednesday. At least some days. (20) Great_Dandini: You obviously know how to use OpenRPG (23) Dhothlar: it's a bit late for me for anything other than a 2-hr session (20) Great_Dandini: There are some great benefits to joining your game. (25) Deraldin: I know enough to get by as a player. Not so much with the maps and stuff although our DM has done some stuff with maps. (24) Baley: Good Dat (24) Baley: Day (25) Deraldin: I told you no name was Baley. (20) Great_Dandini: Well, let's see how folks like this sesssion. I've only DMed PnP games, not internet games. If I continue, I'll cut and paste module info into the game, which isn't so bad, I guess. (23) Dhothlar: should be similar (23) Dhothlar: [3d8+10] -> [3,5,2,10] = (20) (23) Dhothlar: teehee (25) Deraldin: Be prepared for a lot of bad rolls. (23) Dhothlar: [3d4+10] -> [2,3,2,10] = (17) (23) Dhothlar: [3d100+10] -> [16,92,26,10] = (144) (25) Deraldin: I hate their die roller so very much. (20) Great_Dandini: Well, most non combat rolls, I do over on myend. You'll never see them. (23) Dhothlar: [3d100+10] -> [72,85,19,10] = (186) (25) Angi-zorrl: It nearly killed me. (20) Great_Dandini: ...And a lot of time you won't know if you succeeded or failed. (23) Dhothlar: good (25) Deraldin: Failed three easy rolls in a row to prevent myself from falling of the roof of a building... (24) Baley: Could you, role for me, Mister Eldar? (25) Deraldin: Or rather, for one of my party members to prevent my fall... (23) Dhothlar: foh yeah, eldar, i'm supposed to have 2d4 gp for my char, can i roll for it now? (25) Deraldin: [2d4] -> [3,3] = (6) (23) Dhothlar: i mean, great DM eldar (25) Deraldin: There you go. (23) Dhothlar: [2d4+10] -> [3,4,10] = (17) (23) Dhothlar: i like this one more (25) Deraldin: +10? You stealing before the game even starts? (24) Baley: [1d4] -> [2] = (2) (23) Dhothlar: (25) Deraldin: [bad dice format] - [[1d100]] (23) Dhothlar: [2d100] -> [35,60] = (95) (25) Deraldin: Crap... I forgot to install that again... (23) Dhothlar: ok, official roll: (23) Dhothlar: [2d4] -> [1,4] = (5) (23) Dhothlar: 5 gp ^_^ (24) Baley: What are you rolling for? You must be either a player or GM to use the miniature Layer (25) Deraldin: Starting gold. (24) Baley: Ah (20) Great_Dandini: Give yourselves 10,000 gold. hahahaha (23) Dhothlar: ok (23) Dhothlar: 10,005 (25) Deraldin: Skills: Spellcraft Check: [14+1d20] -> [14,4] = (18) (25) Deraldin: Now that was a crap roll... (24) Baley: How do I roll for gold? (20) Great_Dandini: Seriously, I'm going to head out for about 20 minutes. When I get back, we can maybe do some mock encounters with you guys. Also, I'd like to set the stage for your characters. (20) Great_Dandini: I'll do that by whispering to you. See you in a bit. Baley, give yourself 2 gold pieces and call it even. (24) Baley: YAY ME!! (23) Dhothlar: baley, look just above the bar where you can type (23) Dhothlar: you see numerous d(X) (23) Dhothlar: you can roll dice with that (25) Deraldin: Skills: Hide Check: [6+1d20] -> [6,13] = (19) (23) Dhothlar: the space to the left is for the # dice, the one to the right is modifiers (24) Baley: No, my question is actually, what do I need to roll? (23) Dhothlar: just take your 2gp, jerk (23) Dhothlar: who'll be logging this, anyway? (24) Baley: You're the jerk! (26) No Name (enter): 23:02 (24) Baley: Muso! (23) Dhothlar: nick! (24) Baley: Muso? (23) Dhothlar: nick? (24) Baley: Tell me! (26) Nick: rawr (25) Deraldin: Baley, you had a bard right? (24) Baley: So who's going to play Drizzt?I'll roll you for it. (24) Baley: Yeah (26) Nick: [1d20] -> [10] = (10) (24) Baley: a ****ty one (26) Nick: (23) Dhothlar: okay, this session is going to heck (26) Nick: maturity mode go (24) Baley: You guys are mean. : ( (26) Nick: YOURE mean (25) Deraldin: See what happens when the Great Dandini leaves? :D (26) Nick: hey, cool, this thing remembers my bad spelling (24) Baley: Just yours? (25) Deraldin: Initiative: [1d20+6] -> [13,6] = (19) (24) Baley: ****imanjaro (27) No Name (enter): 23:05 (23) Dhothlar: [1d20] -> [11] = (11) (25) Deraldin: Another No Name. (24) Baley: muso? (26) Nick: that's not fair, I want to pick my nose too (23) Dhothlar: muso! (24) Baley: Muso?! (26) Nick: MUSHU! ** Sorry, don't understand what a / is... (27) No Name: Arrr yarr (27) No Name: how do I go about changing my name wiht htis thing? (23) Dhothlar: ah, it's DN (25) Deraldin: "/name ____" (26) Nick: cool, I can wisper to myself (25) Deraldin: Without quotes (26) Nick: DN resents that (24) Baley: Yeah, Jerks (27) Mus: k, this interesting (24) Baley: Let's invite Revan+Returns! (26) Nick: DN passed her exams! (27) Mus: Agreed! (23) Dhothlar: and dark raven? (24) Baley: His exams, Jerk! (26) Nick: wait, that's a dude? (26) Nick: oh, stalker mode off (26) Nick: back to ~Di I guess (25) Deraldin (exit): 23:09 (25) Deraldin (enter): 23:09 (27) Mus: Who's Dhotlar? (26) Nick: Nick (26) Nick: i'm Llyranor (24) Baley: You are? (27) Mus: ok (27) Mus: it figures (26) Nick: GUFFAW (26) Nick: *snort* (26) Nick: see (24) Baley: Can I be Eldar ? (25) Deraldin: I knew it! I finally have your confession! (26) Nick: if you follow your heart (25) Deraldin: Nick = Llyranor! (23) Eldar: too late ** (25) God smites you all ** ** (23) Deraldin guffaws ** (24) Lovage: Noooooooooooooooooo (23) Deraldin: hmm, session should be in about 50 min (23) Deraldin: we should be very strict (24) Gabrielle : Hey (27) Mus: I love you guys in a carnal and homosexual way (24) Gabrielle : Does everyone here have characters? (23) Deraldin: people who don't show up with no previous indication of such will be removed from the list (26) Nick: time to put on some music, straight from finland (26) Nick: http://www.lordi.org/ (24) Gabrielle : Hah! (26) Nick: are YOU ready for the Arockalypse? (23) Deraldin: being late will also be frowned upon heavily (24) Gabrielle : Wait, Deralidin didn't even sign up! JerK! (24) Gabrielle : *Deraldin (23) Deraldin: it's funny because i rock (25) Deraldin: Nope, I didn't sign up. (26) Nick: ban hammer! (23) Deraldin: exactly (23) Dhothlar: put on your char names, losers (25) Deraldin: It won't let me ban myself. :'( (27) Mus: hah ** Sorry, don't understand what a /sexes is... (26) Nick: at this point, actually turning up is way more pointful than Llyranor's dictator mode (26) Nick: I mean....mine (23) Dhothlar: we could possibly have those characters already here ' meet' before the game starting time (23) Dhothlar: it'd save some time (26) Nick: I always call myself Nick anyway, because I have no imagination (26) Nick: save when it comes to in and out bits (25) Deraldin: 2 Hand: Lesser Rod of Dragon's Blood 1/1: [1d20] -> [19] = (19) Damage [1d4] -> [4] = (4) (24) The Crimson Pecker : So we gonna roleplay now bitches? (25) Deraldin: W00T! 4 Damage! (26) Nick: I put on my cape and wizard hat (24) The Crimson Pecker : I don't even know how to roll : ( (23) Dhothlar: D dawg, how do you put text before the roll? (26) Nick: buttons at the bottom with the d4 in them (23) Dhothlar: [1d4] -> [4] = (4) (24) The Crimson Pecker : Oh, I like to play dress up. (25) Deraldin: Only I can put text before the roll. Because I'm that awesome. (23) Dhothlar: you're also banned (28) Archie (enter): 23:16 (23) Dhothlar: hello, archie! (23) Dhothlar: how are you today? (26) Nick: i'm picking my nose (27) Mus: yo archie (28) Archie: Alright. (25) Deraldin: And because I have my character uploaded into OpenRPG. (24) The Crimson Pecker : I'm lonely. (23) Dhothlar: let's resume our roleplaying, shall we? (26) Nick: ...I didn't stop (23) Dhothlar: i remove my fur suit (25) Deraldin: Skills: Spellcraft Check: [14+1d20] -> [14,15] = (29) You must be either a player or GM to use the miniature Layer (26) Nick: see, THATS roleplaying (26) Nick: the real Llyranor would nev...haha, nothing (28) Archie: So has the game actually begun? Or are we stil in pregame antics mode? (23) Dhothlar: who are you? (28) Archie: ? (27) Mus: Archmonarch (26) Nick: rawr (27) Mus: nick, you noob (26) Nick: are you hitting on me? (23) Dhothlar: D-dawg, is that your char name? (27) Mus: do i have to? (28) Archie: Do you want him to? (20) Great_Dandini: Coffee brewing, PHB and dice at my side, players cringing in fear... it's all good. (24) The Crimson Pecker : This is hetero (20) Great_Dandini: Okay, let's take a look at this. (26) Nick: hmm, I propose we test this program by feeding Llyranor to a dragon (20) Great_Dandini: We're missing Tigranes and Blank right now. (27) Mus: I say! (23) Dhothlar: like i said, since we have 40 min left, maybe we could start making the chars 'meet' first (23) Dhothlar: then the others will meet afterwards (20) Great_Dandini: Perhaps I should give each of you his prologue. (20) Great_Dandini: Yes, Dhothlar, that's what I had in mind. (24) The Crimson Pecker : So who here has sent Eldar his char? (23) Dhothlar: just a note, in future times (in a few months, i guess), this would be too early for me (20) Great_Dandini: Give me a sec. I'm going to whisper some stuf to those of you who are playing today. (20) Great_Dandini: No problem. Just a sec. (27) Mus: so, is eavesdropping prohibited or can I hang around for a while? (26) Nick: are you hot? (24) The Crimson Pecker : I'm not playing today , am I? : ( (27) Mus: I am hot (28) Archie: I would but Core only is boring, so Ill just hang around for emotional support and as the voice of experience. (27) Mus: you mean spam? (27) Mus: 'cos that's why you are here (28) Archie: Naturally. (24) The Crimson Pecker : Duh (27) Mus: quite so (24) The Crimson Pecker : Okay, we 3 can have sex now. (27) Mus: I say! (23) Dhothlar: geez, i'm glad people like blank are playing, at least that'll bring the maturity level up (26) Nick: that's not saying much (28) Archie: You either have no sense of humor or lack skill at Internets sarcasm. (26) Nick: irony mode (23) Dhothlar: no, YOU have no sense of humor or lack skill at Internets sarcasm (27) Mus: you lack the latter, Archie (28) Archie: Indeed I do. But I freely admit it. (26) Nick: yeah, nice save loser (23) Dhothlar: i don't need to, because i'm pixies (26) Nick: I win! (25) Deraldin: Will save to avoid spamming... (25) Deraldin: Saving Throws: Will [+3+1d20] -> [3,7] = (10) (23) Dhothlar: no, *I* win (26) Nick: don't be mean, or else I won't let you ride Airin (27) Mus: this is fairly amazing, if I may say so (23) Dhothlar: there are enough humps for both of us (27) Mus: may I? (24) The Crimson Pecker : I think you guys just need a hug. (27) Mus: I'd hump you (27) Mus: I mean hug (23) Dhothlar: i think eldar might need some medication now (26) Nick: new record (27) Mus: Noes the voices! tehy ar in me head! (28) Archie: Have to go now. Might be back later, might not. (28) Archie: Disconnecting from server... (28) Archie (exit): 23:30 (24) The Crimson Pecker : Bye Archie!!! (24) The Crimson Pecker : I''ll miss you !!! (26) Nick: we'll mi....shut up (24) The Crimson Pecker : No, *you* shut up! (26) Nick: volowned (27) Mus: noes!!! (27) Mus: teh voices (23) Dhothlar: eldar is having a seizure (24) The Crimson Pecker : What you do to Eldar!!!! (27) Mus: out of my head! out of my pants! (24) The Crimson Pecker : Owned!!! (25) Deraldin: [1d1+10000] -> [1,10000] = (10001) (27) Mus: aaarrrghhh (27) Mus: Disconnecting from server... (27) Mus (exit): 23:32 (20) Great_Dandini: So, why is your **** red? (25) Deraldin: [bad dice format] - [999d100] (24) The Crimson Pecker : BECAUSE OF THE BLOOD!!! (24) The Crimson Pecker : It's vampiric, dontcha know? (25) Deraldin: Attacks: Bite [1d20+15] -> [3,15] = (18), Damage [2d4+8] -> [1,2,8] = (11), Claw [1d20+10] -> [5,10] = (15), Damage [1d4+4] -> [2,4] = (6), Claw [1d20+10] -> [17,10] = (27), Damage [1d4+4] -> [2,4] = (6) (24) The Crimson Pecker : So? Who's actually playing tonight? (23) Dhothlar: us (23) Dhothlar: and blank and another (23) Dhothlar: i think jaguar (24) The Crimson Pecker : How bout Jim? (24) The Crimson Pecker : He said he won't be able to make it on saturday (23) Dhothlar: tigranes and RP excused himself (23) Dhothlar: the others don't really have an excuse, i think (20) Great_Dandini: Okay, I'm just doing the prologue stuff really quickly. Nick, you're next. (29) Mus (enter): 23:40 (26) Nick: rawr (24) The Crimson Pecker : Question: Where are we playing (Region)? (24) The Crimson Pecker : Question: What are you guys rp-ing? (23) Dhothlar: that large city in the Underdark, whatever that's called again (26) Nick: Gabs (24) The Crimson Pecker : Awesome (24) The Crimson Pecker : I'm going to play Lilandra. (29) Mus: We should have got RevanReturns her then (29) Mus: would have fit the theme (29) Mus: ah, how witty and topical (24) Lilandra : you love the guy don't you? (29) RevanR: I love myself (24) Lilandra : Anally? (24) Lilandra : Fahrenheit 9/11 on TV ZOMG (29) RevanR: mmm (24) Lilandra : http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12421911/ (24) Lilandra : MORE ZOMG (23) Dhothlar: haha, can't even highlight text (20) Great_Dandini: Okay, I've got two of you done so far. (20) Great_Dandini: This is all just simple background stuff so we can get the party going. After this, you'll normally be in a group. (20) Great_Dandini: However, as long as it's within reason, I don't mind side chat. (26) Nick: I AGREE (24) Lilandra : I AGREE (25) Deraldin: Did you guys all create your characters in PCGen? (23) Dhothlar: how will consequences be portrayed? realistic, or oblivion? (20) Great_Dandini: Okay, Baley, are you the only other player here right now? (24) Baleyozaurus: I suppose so. (23) Dhothlar: yeah. he is (20) Great_Dandini: Consequences? If you do something, there will be consequences, but the game will be your guide. Also, I don't mind criticism as long as it's meant to make the game better. (24) Baleyozaurus: So what now? (23) Dhothlar: 10 min eta (23) Dhothlar:&nbspbah, 3 players (29) Mus:&nbspyou sit tight and wait You must be either a player or GM to use the miniature Layer (20) Great_Dandini:&nbspAdam will be here soon. (23) Dhothlar:&nbsp... who? (29) Mus:&nbspI have maybe 20 mins (29) Mus:&nbspI can be the bar wench! (26) Nick:&nbspgreat scott! (29) Mus:&nbspEl-Dahn, could you be El Danielito? (29) Mus:&nbspplease? (23) Dhothlar:&nbspi'll be back in 10 min (29) Mus:&nbspIt's just that I'm pictured you with a geat handlebar moustache and a sombrero (23) Dhothlar:&nbsphandlebar! (29) Mus:&nbspmosutache! (20) Great_Dandini (whispering):&nbspYou're a young man on the make. Sex isn't the only thing in life. Things like eating, breathing, music, dancing, laughing and drinking are all part of the fun. On the other hand, all those things lead up to your favorite activity, sex. It's in your blood. On the other hand, you're not just the kind of guy who tries stupid lines on unsuspecting women. You've got style, and that's why you're entering a plush little joint in town with an eye towards sleeping with some sweet young thing. (29) Mus:&nbsptypos! (23) Dhothlar:&nbspmusotache! (29) Mus:&nbspzing whispering to Great_Dandini, ... (20) Great_Dandini (whispering):&nbspThe only problem is, the bar looks like a downer tonight. Everyone has a sort of drawn face and a lot of the regulars are gone. Just the diehards and some out of towners. You're thinking of packing it in yourself when the lights go out and there's a lot of screaming. (20) Great_Dandini (whispering):&nbspNow it's just dark with a lot of crying and screaming and who the hell knows what. This is really harshing your buzz. (24) Baleyozaurus: Is there a way to enlarge the writing space? (20) Great_Dandini:&nbspIt's dark. You're all packed into a room with a bunch of other people. Some of these folks haven't bathed for a while, either. It smells, it's dark and hot, and there's a reddish glow permeating the room. Yelling, screaming, and weeping all over the place. Maybe it's you. You're body seems okay. There's no sign of wound or harm. (26) Nick:&nbspI look around for doors, windows, or anything that gives me a sense of time of day (20) Great_Dandini:&nbspSome idiot has his camel in here, and anothe fellow has a horse. A bone white elvish woman is screaming trying to get away from what seems to be someone's pet lizards. At least you hope it's a pet. It has a leash and halter held in the hand of a huge human. (20) Great_Dandini:&nbspNick looks around and it's a confusing scene. The reddish glow appears to come from a window, but there are so many people here, it's hard to tell. (20) Great_Dandini:&nbspAlbino Elvish woman: Far Thel! Where are you?! Far Thel, help me! (23) Dhothlar:&nbspI analyze her assets. (24) Errol: I approach the owner of the lizard, smiling politely, walking with ease.&nbsp (20) El_Danielito:&nbspShe's on the plain side, but she'd probably clean up well enough. (20) El_Danielito:&nbspNo one can walk through this mess with ease. You start trying to get over to the lizard owner, using your acrobatic skills to help. (26) Nick:&nbspAirin, heel, *I check my animal companion for injury, being sure to check her humps* (23) Dhothlar:&nbspI just stay on-guard of potential threats, my hands clutching my large halberd. (20) El_Danielito:&nbspNick has his camel in control. (24) Errol: I'm still smiling, like a dumb blonde with bad breath.&nbsp (20) El_Danielito:&nbspYou make it to the fellow holding the lizard's leash. He's babbling something incomprehensible at the lizard. It sounds like he's tryiing to calm it. (24) Errol: My hair gleams in the stale air.&nbsp (20) El_Danielito:&nbspThe lizard rears at you but doesn't bite. Do you say something to the lizard''s owner? (24) Errol: "Trouble? Issues? Despondency? A Drink? The name's Pecker, but mah friends call me Jim."&nbsp (20) El_Danielito:&nbspDhothlar rolls a 1 on his nose picking dice and finds nothing there. whispering to El_Danielito, can I attempt to play it a song, to calm it down? (23) Dhothlar:&nbspI stroke my beard in deep contemplation. (20) El_Danielito:&nbspLizard boy responds in a language you don't understand. The guys standing next to him says, "Oh, you speak koine." (26) Nick:&nbspI speak out, 'would any of you HAPPEN to know what this place is, or why we are here?' (20) El_Danielito (whispering):&nbspyes (20) El_Danielito:&nbspNick, there are some voices in response. Mostly with things like "No" or "Ahhh, help" or "get me out of this hell hole." (31) Mus (enter): 00:04 (24) Errol: I attempt to play the lizard an old dwarven tune, something calm and mellow, fit for ruining are young girl's reputation. (20) El_Danielito:&nbspDM's Dice rolling extraordinaire. (26) Nick:&nbspI feel strangely aroused (24) Errol: * a young girl's reputation, damn program.&nbsp (24) Errol: I sing. (24) Errol: "Gold Gold Gold" (23) Dhothlar:&nbspMy beard is still in the process of being stroked. (24) Errol: "My heart is filled with it."&nbsp (24) Errol: "On the plains of Gods' great sorrow, I live to sing,,,AND DANCE!!" (24) Errol: "Gold Gold Gold" (20) El_Danielito:&nbspOkay, you've played better in your life, but it appears that anything was bettter. Some of the talk dies down and folks turn to listen. The lizard steps back down and lizard boy gets him under control. (24) Errol: "Another glorious deed!" (31) Mus:&nbsp( I love Terry Pratchett) (26) Nick:&nbspI check my person for equipment (20) El_Danielito:&nbspThe rooms is a little quiter, and the elvish maiden say, "We should head to the porch. There's not enough room in here." (24) Errol: I follow her, checking her ass out.&nbsp (26) Nick:&nbsp...as do I (20) El_Danielito:&nbspNick has all his equipment that was on his person at the time. Actually, he just now spots the man he was going to meet. (23) Dhothlar:&nbspI focus on her assets. (20) El_Danielito:&nbspShe actually has a nice ass. From behind, she could be miss America. (20) El_Danielito:&nbspPeople slowly file out of the room and through the front door. (26) Nick:&nbspThe druid is here? I move to talk to him (24) Errol: I pat her on the back, and joyfully howl, "The Name's Jim, love, I'm a singer, heh, just doing my job." (20) El_Danielito:&nbspThe Druid is here. Errol recognizes some of the regulars from the bar. (25) Deraldin: Disconnecting from server... (25) Deraldin (exit): 00:09 (20) El_Danielito:&nbspDhothlar sees a few familiar faces from the the tavern. ** (23) Dhothlar approaches them, he guesses. ** (26) Nick:&nbsp'Sir' I start, 'what happened? where are we?' (20) El_Danielito:&nbspOutside, the sky is a glowering red. (20) El_Danielito:&nbspJust a sec nick (31) Mus:&nbsp(Blank might be here soon) (20) El_Danielito:&nbspThere is no sun, but a dull, burning light shines from nowhere, creating strange shadows on a twisted landscape. There is a river of brackish, black water flowing on the other side of a charcoal colored road. Small stands of trees, twisted and thorny, dot the landscape. (24) Errol: I tap my musical instrument and smile at the fair maiden with whom I am conversing.&nbsp (31) Mus:&nbsp(he wrote he has 56k, though) (20) El_Danielito:&nbspThe building itself is&nbsp is good repair and the ground on which it stands is more or less like the normal earth from home, but the rest of the ground is a stony, sickly red and green. (24) Errol: "Ye know, I'm a hero, I am, just save your life." I look into her eyes and wink my left eye.&nbsp (24) Errol: *saved (20) El_Danielito:&nbspThe air is hot here. It's stifling, only marginally better than the room from which you just left. The others are milling and now we get to you. Dhothlar, you go first. (20) El_Danielito:&nbspNo, no, there's nothing left to pick. (23) Dhothlar:&nbspI approach the people I know, giving them an odd look. (26) Nick:&nbsp... (23) Dhothlar:&nbspI shrug quietly. (20) El_Danielito:&nbspThey look back at you, wild-eyed. One still has a tankard clenched in his hand. He says, "Do ye know what happened, Dhothlar?" (20) El_Danielito:&nbspNick, The druid looks at you with a worried, but not scared, set to his face. (23) Dhothlar:&nbsp"Does it look like I know what happened? Give me that ale, I need a drink." (24) Errol: "Lady, I've met many a woman during the lonely hours of night, but you, you've got that look in your eyes, embedded on your retinas, it is, the look of love, of passion, the look that could under more suitable circumstance crumble mountains. (20) El_Danielito:&nbspNick, the druid says, "How we came here, I do not know, but I don't believe it is a trap set by you." (26) Nick:&nbsp'I would be honoured if you thought I was capable of such, and you should know well enough that if you fell into it then you are already doomed, so for now, lets work on the basis that I didn't' (20) El_Danielito:&nbspDhothlar, the man moves his hand away and scowls at you. "This be my drink, Dhothlar. I don't know if there's anymore left in this cursed land." Then his face softens and he takes a swig and hands the tankard to you. "I guess you can have the rest." (20) El_Danielito:&nbspNick, "I believe you. For now, we must learn where we are and how we came here. We must learn our way back." (24) Errol: I shrug, sending out the image of a ruined man, hurt, broken, my green eyes piercing her very soul.&nbsp (26) Nick:&nbsp'that terrain is unnatural to me, but may not be to you, have a look, what can you divine?' (20) El_Danielito:&nbspErroll, the elvish girl is standing there clutching some clothing and a finely wrought rapier. (23) Dhothlar:&nbspI chug down the ale. "My thanks, erm... What's your name again?" (20) El_Danielito:&nbspNick, "I've been looking. It's no place I've seen before. This might be a distand land or even someplace beyond our plane of existence. How came we here is a complete mystery to me." (24) Errol: " Please, there's no need for that, we're all humans here, I just need a friend, I've never had one, always on the run, singing ofor those rich pigs, God, how I hate them, I flinch, all teary eyed. (20) El_Danielito:&nbspDhothlar, "yer gone daft, man. We served together for old man Barrton not a year ago. ... You really don't remember, do you? Me name's Berin." He looks at you with renewed suspicion. (20) El_Danielito:&nbspDM's dice roll. (26) Nick:&nbsp'there is no sun, at least, none that seems natural to me, it's a farcry from my homeland. Do you have any method to calculate our location or direction?' (20) El_Danielito:&nbspThe lass softens to you, Errol, but I'm afraid she doesn't look inclined to roll in the hay with you. However, She calls out for everyone to listen, coming out shock. (23) Dhothlar:&nbsp"Er, yes... Berin, of course." I grin foolishly and stroke my beard. (23) Dhothlar:&nbsp"What has brought you here, anyway, er... dear friend?" (20) El_Danielito:&nbsp"Please, everyone," the elvish woman says, "How came you to my inn? Have any of you seen a tall elf? Far Thel? He is quite tall and has black hair and eyes." (23) Dhothlar:&nbspI glance at her assets. (31) Mus:&nbsp(here we go again) Server Administrator-> Kicking '(29) Mus' from server... Removing dead client (29) Mus (exit): 00:22 (20) El_Danielito:&nbspDhothlar and Nick, everyone else stops to listen to the evlish woman. Dhothlar, she looks kind of cute out here in the reddish glow. Her hair is swept by a hot breeze. (20) El_Danielito:&nbsp"Has anyone seen him? I fear he is the only one who can help us." (23) Dhothlar:&nbspI keep glaring, but do no speak up. (20) El_Danielito:&nbspDhothlar, you're not the only one glaring. There are a lot of pissed off peole here right now. (23) Dhothlar:&nbspI'm pissed off too. (26) Nick:&nbsp/w 23=YOU (26) Nick:&nbspwhoops (20) El_Danielito:&nbspSome voices answer, but the answer is universally "No." Or "Who is Eldar." or "Some elf did this?!" (24) Errol: I approach her, silently, with the ease of a man free of spiritual burden, I emote, again with the greatest of ease, showing her that *I* do care, a shoulder is all I can offer her.&nbsp (20) El_Danielito:&nbspoops, dammit. Far Thel not Eldar (23) Dhothlar:&nbsp"Look at that foolish bard," I point out to Berin. (26) Nick:&nbsp'You, elf, what do you know of this?' (20) El_Danielito:&nbspShe's not throwing herself at you, but she does press her face to your shoulder and weep a few silent tears. (23) Dhothlar:&nbsp"Wait, now I want in," I complain to Berin. (20) El_Danielito:&nbsp"I'm not a bard, yeh fool. I'm a soldier, just like you." (20) El_Danielito:&nbspOops (23) Dhothlar:&nbsp... (20) El_Danielito:&nbsp"Aye, I see him. He looks like he's more worried about scorin' with that damned slip of an elf than he is in getting out of here." (31) Mus:&nbsp(yes, 7 players WOULD have been interesting) (20) El_Danielito:&nbsphehehe mus (24) Errol: "Good Folks, it's been one hell of a day, our lives twisted by a man I have yet to meet, I beg this of you, let us focus, together, togethe we can manage eanything they throw at us!" (31) Mus:&nbsp(I aim to entertain) (20) El_Danielito:&nbspI'm saving something for when Blank arrives, but he's a bit late. (31) Mus:&nbsp(shut up Llyr) (23) Dhothlar:&nbsp(what?) (31) Mus:&nbsp(I don't know how to whisper, you dolt) (31) Mus:&nbsp(don't ban me Eldar) (23) Dhothlar:&nbsp(I don't know what you're talking about) (20) El_Danielito:&nbspErrol, the people loolk at you. Berin yells, "What are yeh going ta do, dwarf? (24) Errol: (I'm a human, Eldar)&nbsp (24) Errol: (I've just been raised by dwarfs) (20) El_Danielito:&nbsp"What are yeh going ta do, man? (26) Nick:&nbsp'for a drwarf, he cirtainly is well shaven' (23) Dhothlar:&nbsp(blank's going to be pretty late, it seems, he has to download all the crap with his dial-up) (24) Errol: "I'm going to do something, that's what I'm going to do, but I bet it'll be better than nothing!"&nbsp (20) El_Danielito:&nbsp"Aye, that he is. He's also tall. He must be one o' them tall, cleanshaven dwarves." (24) Errol: "Let's focus!" (24) Errol: "Think" (24) Errol: "Talk" ** (23) Dhothlar thinks. ** (23) Dhothlar:&nbspWhile stroking my beard, of course. (24) Errol: "we need to make sense of this situation, our existence depends on this." (26) Nick:&nbsphow many people are there in the room? (20) El_Danielito:&nbspThe elvish woman says, "Let me tell you a story of what happened." (24) Errol: "Never act foolishly, that's what my pappy always said." I smile, freely, the smile of a kinght in shining armour. (20) El_Danielito:&nbspYou're on a porch right now and there are maybe 35 people, three dogs, two horses, a lizard, and a camel. (23) Dhothlar:&nbsp"Urg, we need more ale," I mutter under my breath to Berin. (26) Nick:&nbspAirin, hold it in (24) Errol: (Airin is a horse, right?) (23) Dhothlar:&nbsp(camel) (24) Errol: (as in not a camel>?) (26) Nick:&nbsp(camel :D) (24) Errol: (dam) (20) El_Danielito:&nbsp"I was serving strangers on the ground storey of the tavern when Far Thel, the elf, walked in and requested a room.... you guys have already read this part. Then, the room was empty and the landscape outside had changed. A second later, Far Thel was gone but you were all standing in my dining area. (20) El_Danielito:&nbsp"Aye, we need more than ale, friend." (24) Errol: I glare at the woman, looking utterly in awe.&nbsp (20) El_Danielito:&nbspdammit, I wonder if I should continue and then you guys can fill in Blank when he arrives. (26) Nick:&nbsp(yes) (24) Errol: (yes) (23) Dhothlar:&nbsp(blank is currently unconscious) (20) El_Danielito:&nbsp(okay, I'm counting on you to fill him in later.) (31) Mus:&nbsp(Yes) (31) Mus:&nbsp(I will, if they won't) (20) El_Danielito:&nbspThere is a soft muttering from the inn. A disembodied voice speaks out on the breeze. (24) Errol: (fundie lover!) (31) Mus:&nbsp(we need more christian fundies, don't we Baley) (20) El_Danielito:&nbsp"people..... just.... a.... mom.... ent." (24) Errol: I look in that direction (20) El_Danielito:&nbsp"It.... is... dif... fi.... cult... to.... con... cen.... trate." (23) Dhothlar:&nbsp"Mom?" (24) Errol: "We hear you! KEEP TALKING!"&nbsp (20) El_Danielito:&nbsp"Do I sound.... like your..... mother? Fool Give me... a moment." (24) Errol: "BAD MOOD?" (24) Errol: (My character is shouting)&nbsp ** (23) Dhothlar strokes his beard. ** (20) El_Danielito:&nbsp"I'm an elf trapped in...... the damnable inn. Would you be..... in a good.... mood?" (26) Nick:&nbsp'Don't annoy the abberition, he obviously has somthing important to say, very....very....very...slowly' (20) El_Danielito:&nbsp"just a moment, people. Let me concen...... trate." (23) Dhothlar:&nbsp"Are you Far Thel?" (24) Errol: "Why yes, were all wating, it's not like there's much to do, please good elf, do cary on." (20) El_Danielito:&nbsp"Yes." (26) Nick:&nbsp'what has happened here?' (24) Errol: I smile at the woman.&nbsp (20) El_Danielito:&nbspThe voice is getting stronger. (20) El_Danielito:&nbsp"I'm afraid you were all caught in a vicious..... attack aimed at me." (23) Dhothlar:&nbspMy beard-stroking becomes more vigorous as well. (20) El_Danielito:&nbsp"I don't know why this attack spanned..... several locations on the prime material..... plane." (24) Errol: I notice the man stroking his chin,I offer him a manly grin. (24) Errol: "It's always those damned planes" I mutter under my breath.&nbsp (20) El_Danielito:&nbsp"But it seems to me that it was an unanticipated consequence. It was a deadly.... trap, but I transferred myself into the inn. I guess you could say, the inn and I are one in the same right now." (26) Nick:&nbsp'some of us are not familiar with such things, please keep it simple' (23) Dhothlar:&nbspI wink back at the bard. "Idiot," I mumble. (20) El_Danielito:&nbsp"I don't know how to get you home, but I will try to think." (24) Errol: " So you can peep at our backsides all day long?" I wail. (26) Nick:&nbsp'so where are we?' (20) El_Danielito:&nbsp"Oh, hell. Damnable rabble. I'm trying to help you. There are several planes of existence, and you live in only one. You were torn from where you live and transferred here. I don't know how or why, yet, but I'm trying to figure it out. There's not a enough food for you survive for long here, so you're going to have to help yourselves whilel I think." (24) Errol: I notice the manly warrior winking at me, I'm flattered, I send him on of my special innocent boy smirks. (24) Errol: one of (20) El_Danielito:&nbsp"Yes, I can see your backsides all day long. Trust me, it isn't pretty." (20) El_Danielito:&nbspThe voice is getting stronger. (26) Nick:&nbspEsspesally the bards (26) Nick:&nbspI have some skills and abilities that can keep at least a few of us alive for a time, more than that, I couldn't say (23) Dhothlar:&nbsp"We may have to end up eating other people, Berin" I point out softly. "The bard goes down first." (20) El_Danielito:&nbsp"I must go, but I will grant what aid I can. I would suggest souting out the immediate area, but that's just an idea." (26) Nick:&nbsphe's all grissle (24) Errol: "oh my" I shiver in my long, boots, on which symbols of the dwarfish KamaSurku are drawn.&nbsp (24) Errol: 'Please do!" (20) El_Danielito:&nbspDhothlar, Berin looks a little squeemish, but he slowly nods his head. (26) Nick:&nbspfirst we need to orginise into slightly more than a rabble, which of you are woodsmen or have any knowledge of the blade? (24) Errol: I jolt the lass, "Ye know, My friend Drizzt used to do this all day long when he was a kid."&nbsp (23) Dhothlar:&nbspI lower my head, cautious not to draw much attention. (24) Errol: I laught, a heartfelt laugh, but desolution rears it's ugly head. (20) El_Danielito:&nbspNick, the Druid says, I don't see another of the wilds in this bunch. I'm afraid they're all overfed on water. They're soft, not from the desert. (24) Errol: "I can fire a boy!" I shout with passion. (24) Errol: a bow (23) Dhothlar:&nbsp(no, you meant boy) (20) El_Danielito:&nbspErrol, "Oh, but what do we do now?" (24) Errol: "We focus on the deed, we explore our surroudings, we analyse our so called friends and finally, we stay together" I wink at her. (24) Errol: "Always together" on a more mellow tone.&nbsp (26) Nick:&nbspwhat supplies do we have in what's left of the inn? Elf, take an invantory. (26) Nick:&nbspIgnore the man who follows his loins before his brains, or will to live (20) El_Danielito:&nbspBerin says, "I'll take these lads here with me." He points to three other men lightly armored. "Dhoth, will yeh stay here and guard this inn? It's the only connection we have with home." ** (23) Dhothlar sighs at Berin. "Bah, maybe we'll have to help out. I'm not sure I want to rest my fate on those idiots' hands." ** (24) Errol: "I beg you're pardon!" (23) Dhothlar:&nbsp"Er.... sure. I'll stand guard." (24) Errol: We're you talking to me. I demand an apology: (20) El_Danielito:&nbsp"Agreed, friend." (24) Errol: "But I won't trouble you know." (24) Errol: "We have to stick together, there's strength in numbers, there is." (20) El_Danielito:&nbspThe albino woman says, "Wait, don't fight. Let's put the animals in the stable and then we can take count of ourselves. (20) El_Danielito:&nbsp"Don't leave yet. Come with me." (20) El_Danielito:&nbspThe elf urges everyone to go with her to the stables. (24) Errol: I follow her, slowly.&nbsp ** (23) Dhothlar follows her assets. ** (20) El_Danielito:&nbspThe horses are nervous around the camel, but the owners keep them in control. (do you follow, Nick?) (26) Nick:&nbspI follow, but make it clear that the humped beast is to stay with me. (20) El_Danielito:&nbspAssuming that everyone follows, the elf leads you to the stables. The earth around the inn, stables, and outbuilding are alll normal. The horses and lizard are stabled more or in good order, while the dogs stay with their owners. The elf looks up and says, "will you not stable your strange riding beast, sir? (24) Errol: I pat Dhothlar on the back. " Oh man, things here sure are ****ty, you know, it's hard for me to pull off this act, all brave and handosom all the time." (20) El_Danielito:&nbsp(Good God, Errol is oversexed hahaha) (26) Nick:&nbspif we are to survay the local, I can move much faster while riding Airin, though it can be uncomfortable and a bit undignified (23) Dhothlar:&nbspI give him an odd look and slit his throat. (23) Dhothlar:&nbspI mean, I give him an odd look. (20) El_Danielito:&nbsp(quit killing each other. The damned elf has to clean it up and it disturbs Far Thel) (20) El_Danielito:&nbsp(hahaha) (24) Errol: " I suggest one of our more armed companions follows you on that, Camel, isn't it?" (20) El_Danielito:&nbsp"we can tie your beast to the front post of the inn if you insist." (26) Nick:&nbspI never met anyone who was actually able to tell me what it was called, we know it as 'bsgafasf' but you might have trouble pronoincing that (26) Nick:&nbsp(whoa, go spelling, I meant 'Pronouncing'...I think) (24) Errol: To Dhothlar, "don't look at me like that, I know you're thinking, oh look at him with his perfect tan and shiny lively hair, well things weren't always this easy for me, I had to fitght for my life, for my bread, I'm dwarf deep down inside" I smile at him, feeling lonely.&nbsp (20) El_Danielito:&nbspBack at the inn, the voice speaks again. (24) Errol: "You could say I'm an expert on strange animals, my father was a biologist, a good one too!" (26) Nick:&nbspcan you tell me the nature of the creature in the bards trousers that drive him to such madness as to hit on this poor man? (20) El_Danielito:&nbsp"I have a variety of things I sense in the area. I'd suggest getting a small group together to go scout. I'd prefer it if the big, ugly one with the battle axe keep his band of knuckle dragging brutes here to defend the inn. We can take volunteers for the scouting party." (31) Mus:&nbsp("A husbandry expert! That's why my friends called me an equestrian. It had nothing to do with the piebald skin, I swear") (20) El_Danielito:&nbspBerin looks disgruntled and shifts the axe on his back. (24) Errol: I do not know what you are insinuating, but the creature in this bard's trousers is for women only! (26) Nick:&nbspI have never been through terrain like this before, but I am no stranger to scouting (26) Nick:&nbsp(I thought he was bisexual) (24) Errol: (shut it) (24) Errol: (I am a man of many faces!) (20) El_Danielito:&nbspNick, "I am familar with the wild also. Perhaps I can stay here and provide food and sustenance for the people. You could go. My name is Argand, and it is good that we are here together, Nick Aileron. ... Yes, I knew your name." (26) Nick:&nbspthat's not creepy (26) Nick:&nbsp(I think Llyranor's connection might have died) (33) Dhothlar (enter): 01:02 (33) Dhothlar:&nbspHello, my dear friends! (20) El_Danielito:&nbsp(So nick agrees to scout. What do the rest of you do?) (26) Nick:&nbsp(there we go) ** (20) El_Danielito welcomes Dhothlar back into the fold. ** (24) Errol: I stay close to Elf&nbsp (33) Dhothlar:&nbsp"My job is to guard this inn, and that is what I shall do." (24) Errol: And smile and not and shrug&nbsp (24) Errol: and nod* (20) Danny-boy:&nbspBerin says, "Nay, lad, the inn asked us to stay. Yeh go with the party. There's not a fighter in their ranks I can see. We'll defend this place." (20) Danny-boy:&nbsp"My name is Far Thel, brute." (24) Errol: "Shall I also acompany you?" (34) Dhothlar (enter): 01:05 (34) Dhothlar:&nbspfreaking internet (26) Nick:&nbspInter...net? *I look at him strangely* (24) Errol: Ah (24) Errol: I&nbspknow about that. (24) Errol: "Tis an old dwarven ale" (20) Danny-boy:&nbsp(This is the hard part. I won't insult your intelligence by creating all sorts of convoluted plot devices to keep the party together, but I think it'll be easier if you guys form a group.) (24) Errol: It makes people talk in your head.&nbsp (20) Danny-boy:&nbsp(Dammit, what's wrong. Dhothlar, are you still there?) (24) Errol: "fine beverage."&nbsp (26) Nick:&nbsp(his internet is being highly erratic) (24) Errol: "I suggest we form a posse." (20) Danny-boy:&nbsp"You'll have to make it last. I don't have enough stock if you're all at the inn for very long." (26) Nick:&nbspthen let us head out (24) Errol: " I should of course lead, it's obvious that I am by far the best suited." I give them an affectionate and reassuring smile filled with all kinds of brilliant whispers. (20) Danny-boy:&nbsp(Well, I'm going to have a lot of working on the fly if there're only two of you in a module I created for a four to five person party.) (26) Nick:&nbspI head outside and motion to mount Airin (24) Errol: I mount airin from behind.&nbsp (26) Nick:&nbsp(two is too little, we should wait for Llyranor to stop being stupid) (20) Danny-boy:&nbspNick, both of you can mount Airin if you'd like. (26) Nick:&nbspshe has two humps (24) Errol: "We need to confiscate a horse!" (24) Errol: " I had a beautiful steed in my teens." (20) Danny-boy:&nbspThe other folks have no interest in heading outside. A halfling does come up and says, "I'll join. I know how to stay out of sight and I can work a lock or two." (24) Errol: I welcome him, eyes wide open, lips stuttering (20) Danny-boy:&nbspRight before you leave, an elf walks forward and says, "I'm willing to help. I have studied the arcane and I know how to cast spells." (24) Errol: Male or Female? (20) Danny-boy:&nbsp(Okay, guys, if these guys are going to join, we'll have to wait for them. If you want to do a two person campaign, I can do that, but I'd rather have the core group here. (26) Nick:&nbsp(yeah, I think that would be best) (20) Danny-boy:&nbsp(I don't know what you want to do, but you're actually going to start encountering things and such when you leave the inn." (35) Dhothlar (enter): 01:14 (35) Dhothlar:&nbsphahahaha (35) Dhothlar:&nbspoops (24) Errol: I can't fight:( (20) Danny-boy:&nbsp(Is this a campaign you'd like to play?) (35) Dhothlar:&nbsp(sorry, stupid unstable connection) Server Administrator-> Kicking '(23) Dhothlar' from server... Removing dead client (23) Dhothlar (exit): 01:15 (20) Danny-boy:&nbsp(Ah, Dhothlar is back. Huzzah!) (31) Mus:&nbspkickban! (24) Errol: bankick! (35) Dhothlar:&nbspSTAY IC, jerks (31) Mus:&nbsp(ah, mine time is soon over, I bid you people farewell on your adventures.) (20) Danny-boy:&nbsp(Later, Mus?) (35) Dhothlar:&nbsp(wait, are we done? (26) Nick:&nbsp(hmm, with 3, i'm willing to continue) (20) Danny-boy:&nbsp(Okay, we have three players in a five person party. I would rather have all the players, but I can handle three on the fly. This is where you actually get into the adventure, so I am game.) (24) Errol: But I can't fight! (35) Dhothlar:&nbspI think 5 would be better (26) Nick:&nbspyeah, probably (24) Errol: DO we get to use those 3 merceranries? (35) Dhothlar:&nbspI think the main issue today was become you were handling all 3 of us separately (24) Errol: mercenaries&nbsp (35) Dhothlar:&nbspwe could have the party 'meet up' before the game starts (35) Dhothlar:&nbspalso, mus was really disruptive (35) Dhothlar:&nbsphe kept sending me death threats! (31) Mus:&nbspw 35=I'll slit your ****ing trhoath! (20) Danny-boy:&nbsp(Oh, I don't think things were that bad. It was going to be a bit confusing until you formed your party.) (31) Mus:&nbspoops (35) Dhothlar:&nbspsee? (31) Mus:&nbspsorry *giggles* (26) Nick:&nbsp... (26) Nick:&nbspyeah, he was pretty much ruining it (20) Danny-boy:&nbsp(D'oh. The big thing is that we get you out and into your advneture.) (26) Nick:&nbspI mean, totally (35) Dhothlar:&nbspwell, what happens once more people join up? (35) Dhothlar:&nbspnamely, blank and RP (20) Danny-boy:&nbspI've got their characters in your party right now. (26) Nick:&nbspwe carry on (26) Nick:&nbsp'I'll help too!' (20) Danny-boy:&nbspAn elf mage and a halfling thief (35) Dhothlar:&nbspwhatever happened to jim, anyway? and meta, DN, jaguar, etc? (26) Nick:&nbspthey proved themselves relevent (26) Nick:&nbspwait, didn't meta say he couldn't make it? (20) Danny-boy:&nbsp(This is the sort of thing you expect when you run a game in r/l, let alone on the internet. (24) Errol: Meta is online now.&nbsp (35) Dhothlar:&nbspi didn't see that, RP and tigranes were the only ones who gave me a warning (24) Errol: Does he even have a character? (20) Danny-boy:&nbspno (35) Dhothlar:&nbspthen he's irrelevant (20) Danny-boy:&nbspThe only folks with characters so far are you three, tigranes, and blank. (35) Dhothlar:&nbspall those who didn't send in characters proved their relevance (35) Dhothlar:&nbspblank had a reason for not being able to attend (35) Dhothlar:&nbsptigranes told me he couldn't make it this week (20) Danny-boy:&nbspI know. I'm actually a lot more forgiving than you. (35) Dhothlar:&nbspRP gave us an earlier heads-up (26) Nick:&nbspyeah, Lly goes into dictator mode (26) Nick:&nbspit's not pretty (20) Danny-boy:&nbspYeah, so we have to assume that the folks not here are the one who won't show with the exception of Blank, RP, and Tigranes (35) Dhothlar:&nbspit's not about being forgiving or not, it's about not letting everyone join in, we don't want overwhelming numbers, either (20) Danny-boy:&nbspI agree! (35) Dhothlar:&nbspso, max party of 6 (20) Danny-boy:&nbspYeah, I think five is best, but I can hang with six. (35) Dhothlar:&nbspok, for them, we can just assume they were in the inn anyway, only they weren't nosy, but they volunteered for the journey (24) Errol: so this is it? (24) Errol: Sleep now? (20) Danny-boy:&nbspThat's pretty much what I did. I had them join, however. (35) Dhothlar:&nbspi guess this was just a prelude, anyway Server Administrator-> Kicking '(33) Dhothlar' from server... Removing dead client (20) Danny-boy:&nbspWell, this is kind of the breaking point. You folks will start having encounters (of one sort or another) from here on out. Server Administrator-> Kicking '(33) Dhothlar' from server... Removing dead client (33) Dhothlar (exit): 01:24 (20) Danny-boy:&nbspDhothlar, are you still here? (35) Dhothlar:&nbspthis was kinda like the phantom menace (20) Danny-boy:&nbsphahahah (20) Danny-boy:&nbspYes, I guess you could say that. (31) Mus:&nbspthere wasn't enough Natalie Portman, but yes (31) Mus:&nbsp****, I'm still here (26) Nick:&nbspI dont like sand (20) Danny-boy:&nbspI thought about making you all the chosen ones, but I decided not to flollow the Phantom Menace plot-line too closely. (20) Danny-boy:&nbspThe bad thing is, the world pretty much isn't in need of saving here. In fact, the world where you are is pretty much gunning to kill you. (26) Nick:&nbspwe must choose! (24) Errol: I concur! (20) Danny-boy:&nbspOkay, so we're stopping or continuing? (24) Errol: Choose! Choose! Choose!&nbsp (35) Dhothlar:&nbspi think we ALL want to kill baley (35) Dhothlar:&nbspwell, maybe we should wait for the others before we really 'start' (26) Nick:&nbspi'm going to have trouble knowing when to do my naked dance (24) Errol: So this is it? (20) Danny-boy:&nbspI will go for either one. Also, we could scrap this one and go with Deraldin's group. They have a lot of experience on Open RPG. (31) Mus:&nbsp I'm just too curious how this goes (24) Errol: Who is in Deraldin's group?&nbsp (20) Danny-boy:&nbspMus? Why didn't you just make a character? You were here anyhow. (20) Danny-boy:&nbspI think Deraldin is the only one we know in that group. (20) Danny-boy:&nbspWhat I'd really like is to have you guys over to play. It's a lot more fun to see Errol's expression when he tries to sleep with everything on two legs. (31) Mus:&nbspI know, I know (24) Errol: Hah! I'm now a legist! (31) Mus:&nbspI'm just bad at organising (24) Errol: I'm not a legist! (20) Danny-boy:&nbspYou're a legist? (31) Mus:&nbspI should've joined (24) Errol: i'm not a legist (24) Errol: 4 legs are just as good Server Administrator-> Kicking '(34) Dhothlar' from server... Removing dead client (34) Dhothlar (exit): 01:30 (31) Mus:&nbsparrr (26) Nick:&nbspLly has died again (38) Dhothlar (enter): 01:31 (26) Nick:&nbsphis net probs arn't over yet (26) Nick:&nbspalso, he's an idio...haha (20) Danny-boy:&nbspMaybe next time. I aim to have fun, but we'll see. Let's end this session and try to get the "core" group in the next session. That will work for me. Could someone post the gist of what's gone on for the others in the campaign thread? (38) Dhothlar:&nbspyeah, net probs, probably not best to continue now (24) Errol: I'll post it.&nbsp (20) Danny-boy:&nbspI have Two Dhothlar's, and they're both picking their nose. (38) Dhothlar:&nbspi can't, no log (31) Mus:&nbspnothing much, Blank was moaning about having to download all the stuff on crappy modem and I was encouraging him (38) Dhothlar:&nbspso be it (31) Mus:&nbspaw, damn

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