Draken

"It's like, how much more black can this get? And the answer is none. None more black."

That's the best metal-related quote I've ever heard. Megadeth-Holy War

Whenever I feel bad about life, I look at this topic and I become so much happier.

Yes. Yes please. Pink Floyd- See Emily Play

Meh. I rarely visit here anymore, must've missed it. It's news to me. It sucks.

Link Come on, you miner for truth and delusion and shine...

A tank and a pistol.

What the f*ck did you just say? Rumour has it Dane Cook will be in the movie.

C'mon 'cmon 'cmon now touch me babe, *da da de da*, can't you see, that I am not afraid...

Kung Fu Hustle owned. I watched Waiting for Guffman. "You people are bastard people, that's why! I'm going to go home and bite my pillow is what I'm going to do!"

I saw Pirates of the Carribean 2. It was okay. Long story...overcomplicated. Still good, though. I'm going dressed as a ninja to the first showing of Pirates of the Carribean 3 when it's released.

The Neu Tickles- I M Ninja

For some reason, this reminds me of Andy's egg-salad-sandwich rant in The 40 Year-Old Virgin. I'm eating penne and ceaser salad.

Dude, I totally said that already. Way back when. Except, it was silly and typical. And then I called pixies a gay dinosaur. Megasoraus. Mega-sore-ass. Har har. Also, happy birthday, Isle of Man. It's July Fifth now.

I'm not sure how to feel about the Vancouver overhaul, being a diehard Canucks fan since, it seems, forever. Yes, the new additions could be what we need to actually give it our all and go for the Cup next season, but seeing some of my favorites like Bertuzzi and Jovo leave the team can't help but make me lose a little faith in the team. These guys were with the 'Nucks through the good times and bad. It's hard to see them go...at least, for me, and I probably have too much attatchment to my team. Luongo looks like he'll spice it up, though. He better be well worth the trade. I'm expecting some good work on his part, so I'm not too worried, but you never know. Other than that...I definitley think next season will be interesting.

It's July Fourth over here. I refuse to celebrate.

I was half expecting a knuckle sandwich joke, pixies. You disappoint me. Chos, you're the official supplier of smilies now. It's your duty. You're not...you're not going to abandon your duty, are you? Abandon your people?

I never played Godfather that much. I got, like, three levels in and quit because it was boring. I'm playing the new Conker on Xbox.

Because I'm so far ahead in the future that all the primitive, roll-type foods are known universaly to be disgusting when compared to our own adavanced pop-type foods. We are reminded this daily, right before we take our hover cars to watch robots work for us. Duh. I'm eating a scone.

The pizza pop is like the next evolution of pizza roll. It's pizza roll level two. It's, like pizza inside a hunk of bread. And when you bite it, the sauces and toppings go flying. Really, you guys are stuck in pizza roll times. That's like having a chariot while everyone else is in cars.

Whatever. I'll stick with my Pizza Pops. Representin'. Fo'shizzle.

No.

I don't even understand the pizza roll. What? Is it, like, a pizza bun? Or is it s wrap type thing? The name is misleading. And I'm chewing on bubble gum.

Any reason in particular, though...? We're a bit in the dark here as to why you hate England, you see.